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Save Total Divas for Brie and Nikki

 

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:haha: <3 this makes me happy. Haven’t watched the more recent episodes, but the early seasons are classic! My best friend and I still like to watch the one where they go to Vegas for Nattie’s Bachelorette party whenever we need a laugh.

 

Also, I can’t help but feel like my mom and little brother would be horribly disappointed in me for not being quick enough to save Days of Our Lives or Blues Clues (personal favorites of theirs :haha: ).

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My favorite moment of Total Divas is when Sasha realized she was in frame and got the heck out of there. :wub:

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:dead::wub: Love her! I do love all of the other wrestlers acting like they’d rather be anywhere else when they get caught on camera on there :haha: . But I love WWE, plus trashy reality tv has always been my guilty pleasure, so I can’t help but secretly enjoy it!

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ONE LIFE TO LIVE

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Does One Life to Live have Reese Witherspoon in it? It does not, so I’m cutting it here. Honestly I’m not even a big Reese Witherspoon fan to begin with, but let’s not act like Elle getting Chutney to confess to murdering her father after ruining her alibi of getting a perm due to her shower not ruining the ammonium thioglycolate wasn’t cinematic art. :* Did I really just say all that to fill my word count easier? Obviously. So One Life to Live was a soap opera that is no longer aired since I believe General Hospital starring season one champion and All Stars underdog Kelly Monaco is the only soap opera still on the air. Maybe someone can correct me if I’m wrong. Since it’s a soap opera, it aired five episodes a week which means giving a concise plot point of this show is impossible. I can assume it’s no Dark Shadows or All My Children, so out it goes here.

 

SAVE: The show with Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon

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Nominations:

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Adventure Time
America's Funniest Home Videos
American Horror Story: Freak Show
American Housewife
Australian Idol
Battle of the Network Stars
Burn notice
Child Support
Dora the Explorer
Dr. Ken
Even Stevens
Fam
Hellcats
Heroes
House of Cards
I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here!
Insatiable
Love Triangle
Melissa & Joey
Mike & Molly
Saving Hope
Shooter
The Four: Battle for Stardom
The Mentalist
The Newlywed Game
The Seven Deadly Sins
The Society
Tru Calling
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Dora the Explorer
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Dora the Explorer is an animated program that aired on Nickelodeon. By the time it was airing, I was frankly too old for Dora. I'm sure it's a good show for kids and they'd like it, but I mean if we're comparing it to some of the great shows in this game.....well it just doesn't compare. It's about a young girl who goes on adventures I guess with the help of a monkey who wears boots, and some talking items. I like how it helps teach kids Spanish, I think speaking Spanish is an important skill for one to have from a young age. I'm reading that Frankie Grande had a guest role in an episode once so I'm feeling very justified in my cut. A live action film came out this year starring Dora and it was apparently solidly not bad.

Save House of Cards. F*ck Kevin Spacey, but Robin Wright doesn't deserve an early boot.
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American Horror Story: Freak Show

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Some might be wondering: why is a huge AHS fan cutting a season? Why did I nominate two during my round? It's quite simple: seasons are very different in quality. #Bless that they are separated so should Fargo and True Detective now I can cut the fodder and let the strong ones stand.

#NeverForget that fans guessed this season would be circus or carnival, so Ryan Murphy said they were completely wrong. It's Freak Show. :wacko: Never change.

Anyways. Unto the actual season. It was a complete mess. People whined incessantly that it officially combined Asylum and Freak Show into the same universe. (Pepper deserves better and her damn meatloaf!). People were really curious why accent Kathy Bates was using. People were obsessed with the anachronistic song choices. (Gods and Monsters was the only good one)

Finn Wittrock as Dandy was the highpoint. Sarah Paulson did some good work as the conjoined twins. Emma Roberts existed. The final episode was an appropriate send off for Jessica Lange than it was for her character.

It still irks me that Edward Mordrake didn't take Dandy at the end of the season. That seemed like the biggest theme. He looked normal. He had all the advantages you could think of, but he was the only who deserved to be taken.

 

Save Tru Calling

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Australian Idol

 

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Doing this on my phone as I am too lazy to get out of bed. Anyways we don't need 3 versions of Idol in this game sorry not sorry. Australian Idol lasted 7 seasons from 2003 to 2009. Oof It only got a 3.9 out of 10 from Imdb so that's not good. I have never watched Australian Idol but a quick glance over the names of the contestants and I didn't see any names that I recognized so I don't think I am missing out on anything there. I don't think anyone in this rankdown is Australian so I am guessing that no one is going to be upset over this cut so that's good at least.

 

 

Saving Heroes for season 1 only

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