Ugh, I hate cutting a Witney partner but here we are, I guess. Frankie Muñiz was a return to form for Witney as a pro after a string of terrible partners one of whom allegedly drove drunk and killed someone, never forget and they had a solidly consistent run. Were they at the level of Jordan, Lindsey, Nikki and Vanessa? To quote Divina De Campo, I don't think. But considering some of the other options that season, them making it to third place was fine and at the time I preferred him to Jordan actually I probably still do, don't @ me and he at least had a handful of solid routines. His most notable one was the one I posted above, the Halloween contemporary to Every Breath You Take (even if Witney outdid herself with Toxic the following season like the legend she is), but I also enjoyed their Viennese Waltz the following week, their Salsa the week after that and their Freestyle. And as someone that grew up watching Malcolm in the Middle and some DCOMs, I also had had a crush on Frankie Muñiz at some point in my life.
But then you know, he went and defended Agent Orange, called Affordable Health Care an embarrassment and has become problematic now that he's back in the public eye, so I'm cutting him here. (And this is going to sound kind of messy of me to say, but the recent endorsements for Tr*mp that I've noticed are all from athletes who have had numerous brain concussions or head injuries, so I think we should probably look into that.)
SAVE: Season one champion, all stars underdog, season 20 returnee, celebrity trio participant, 2017 DWTS rankdown first official being back contestant, soap opera icon, gay rights activist and IDF Redo Underdog Kellegend Monaco