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Snatch Game: The Mini-Rankdown (Tournament Final Round, Due Feb 7th)


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Snatch Game All-Stars Season 2:

 

 

8. Alaska (Roxxxy Andrews)

 

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Average: 7.67

 

Rankings:

@#jeah - 8

@*Chris - 8

@FrogLenzen - 8

@Solaris - 8

@*Wallace - 8

@Zoey - 6

 

Andy

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The start of her long, slow, season-long decline.

 

Chris

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Your snatch game is terrible. 

 

Derek

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"It's like little league softball and she has no arms" there's no evidence that Kayta was referring to Roxxxy when she said this, but it fits. Just a bad choice, don't impersonate drag race contestants

 

Sola

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I hate when drag queens imitate other drag queens on snatch game.  Even the ones who do okay (Violet), still are not what I want to see.

 

Wallace

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Lol yikes, what made Roxxxy decide to do Alaska? This was quite terrible.

 

 

7. Nancy Grace (Detox)

 

Alright, kittens. Who Snatched that Snatch...

 

Average:  6.50

 

Rankings:

@#jeah - 7

@*Chris - 7

@FrogLenzen - 6

@Solaris - 7

@*Wallace - 5

@Zoey - 7

 

Andy

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Meh.

 

Chris

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Not sure which one is worst - Detox or Acid Betty.

 

Derek

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prepared, better than Acid of course, but she seemed kind of on edge and nervous. 

 

 Sola

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WHERES THE BODY?  Detox found dead in a ditch.

 

Wallace

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 Better than the last Nancy Grace impression, for sure. Not a huge standout but funny, passable and certainly better than her Kesha performance.

 

 

6. Ariana Grande (Tatianna)

 

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Average: 6.00

 

Rankings:

@#jeah - 6

@*Chris - 6

@FrogLenzen - 7

@Solaris - 6

@*Wallace - 3

@Zoey - 8

 

Andy

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Ariana is hard to make funny, but I thought Tatianna's impersonation and look were both spot on. I would have had her escape the bottom

 

Chris

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 The way she broke character  :dead:

 

Derek

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I get what she was doing and it almost worked. The silent singing joke was mildly funny despite the super shady edit they put in for it lol. In another year this would be safe but it's AS2 and people were prepared

 

 Sola

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The donut was funny, and she had a couple good moments.  But very meh overall.

 

Wallace

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Tatianna is great with portraying pop stars and this was no different with her Ariana. I found her fun and hilarious once again here. She had the look, voice and personality down really well. Ooh but then sadly she missed the cue of the last jokes, and lost it a bit. So that dropped her a spot for me here.

 

 

5. Theresa Caputo (Phi Phi O'Hara)

 

RuPaul's Drag Race': Every Snatch Game Impression, Ranked

 

Average: 5.00

 

Rankings:

@#jeah - 5

@*Chris - 5

@FrogLenzen - 4

@Solaris - 5

@*Wallace - 7

@Zoey - 4

 

Andy

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Not rolling from laughter here, but she understood the assignment

 

Chris

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Could have went further with it but fine.

 

Derek

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good. prepared. I think writing down the correct answer should have been a 1-time joke, but it wasn't the worst 

 

 Sola

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Commendable job, especially in comparison to her Lady Gaga!

 

Wallace

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She was alright. I get the Medium shtick and it was kinda funny at first but then it got quite old.

 

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 Snatch Game All-Stars Season 2 continued:

 

 

4. Tammy Faye (Ginger Minj)

 

Alright, kittens. Who Snatched that Snatch...

 

Average: 4.67

 

Rankings:

@#jeah - 5

@*Chris - 4

@FrogLenzen - 4

@Solaris - 4

@*Wallace - 6

@Zoey - 5

 

Andy

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Not bad, but disappointing knowing what Ginger can deliver

 

Chris

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Was expecting more from Ginger but she was unable to compete like the one above her.

 

Derek

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I liked where this was going, seemed like it could be better than Adele. But they didn't show enough for me to fall in love

 

Sola

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Ginger is a Snatch game champion, this is her weakest of her three rounds of it, but there really is nothing wrong at all with this performance.  It made me laugh!

 

Wallace

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Funny but I expected much more with how much of a comedy queen she is. She just didn't stand out much compared to the others.

 

 

3. Björk (Katya)

 

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Average: 2.50

 

Rankings:

@#jeah - 2

@*Chris - 2

@FrogLenzen - 3

@Solaris - 1

@*Wallace - 4

@Zoey - 3

 

Andy

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Paper eating queen

 

Chris

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Truly embodied the essence of Bjork.

 

Derek

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great of course. Kayta's face will never look like Bjork lol but the jokes were great and she did a voice this time. Miles ahead of her last attempt.

 

Sola

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Robbed, yall are haters.

 

Wallace

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his was fun and enjoyable. I don't know how spot on her Björk was, but she was funny and quirky.

 

 

 

2. Joan Crawford (Alyssa Edwards)

 

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Average: 2.17

 

Rankings:

@#jeah - 3

@*Chris - 3

@FrogLenzen - 2

@Solaris - 3

@*Wallace - 1

@Zoey - 1

 

Andy

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 Smart choice from Alyssa and she totally redeemed herself from her tragic Katy Perry in S5 here

 

Chris

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What a redemption for Alyssa! Everything was on point.

 

Derek

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"well that don't make no kind of sense, but it sure is entertaining." for more details on this performance check out my 2 part write-up of Alyssa from Rankdown 3.0

 

Sola

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Great job, but this should have been third.  Katya robbed.  Everything i know about Joan Crawford I learned from Drag Race. This was part of my education.

 

Wallace

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Not too familiar with Joan Crawford, but found her pretty hilarious here. She brought the dramatics to her character. And her eyes and facial expressions especially cracked me up.

 

 

 

1. Mae West (Alaska)

 

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Average: 1.50

 

Rankings:

@#jeah - 1

@*Chris - 1

@FrogLenzen - 1

@Solaris - 2

@*Wallace - 2

@Zoey - 2

 

Andy

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My heart says Katya but my head says Alaska - quite possibly THE GOAT Snatch Game tbh. "Why don't you come up and f*ck me in the ass sometime" will be written on my tombstone

 

Chris

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Alaska is truly a force to be reckoned with. And she had some of one the most memorable line.

 

Derek

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the best of all time. If this doesn't win you are a bunch of haters. 

 

Sola

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Amazing Snatch Game, truly.  But I support Katyas amazing snatch game a little more.  This is a worthy winner!

 

Wallace

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Really funny, but kinda wish we saw more from her. A good, fun solid performance and was hilarious throughout. Initally had her 3rd but she managed to be funny through the whole thing so that pushes her up a spot.

 

 

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 Season 9 Snatch Game:

 

 

Its time for Season 9 Snatch Game. I have attached the YouTube link for your review. 

 

 

The cast:

Alyssa Edwards (Aja)

Liza Minelli (Alexis Michelle)

Sofia Vergara (Cyntha Lee Fontaine)

Gigi Gorgeous (Farrah Moan)

Jasmine Masters (Nina Bo'nina Brown)

Nene Lekes (Peppermint)

Marlene Dietrich (Sasha Velour)

Naomi Campbell (Shea Couleé)

Amanda Lepore (Trinity Taylor)

Adriana Gutiérrez (Valentina)

 

Rank each of the celebrity impersonations 1 to 10.  Commentary is not required but appreciated!   This is due Friday, Nov 26th at 12 CST.

 

Tagging people who might still be interested!

 

@*Chris @Elliott @*Wallace @*Lily @sublymonal @Deeee @#jeah @Zoey @FrogLenzen @JC

 

 

Also If you will be participating in multiple seasons, please keep all rankings to one private message chain as to prevent too many messages.  Thanks.

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