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OMGG not "awful seasons of Drag Race." I don't know if I can do it... and not sure if I want to get sucked in.... but maybe I'll consider it?

Watched the 3rd episode. Some thoughts: - Aww I like Kristen's and Jill's comments on CJ! And how they feel motherly towards her. - LOL Tosh raging about Tayshia being eliminated (last night) on Episode 2? That's so me! He is hilarious with his commentary, lol. - Lol this Untalented Talent show. LOL I love how Joe loves this idea as he doesn't have a proper talent....we got that from his time on DWTS. - OMG William Hung being the guest judge host for this. - LOL these acts. Joe's 80s aerobatics act was so bad and embarrassing, I love it. - OMGG what was Da'Vonne's juggling act? I was so confused at first and it did scare me a bit but lmaoo it was fun to watch. - Alyssa/Justin did a great job with their poetry act. Lmaooo Day being cutthroat with that 1 for Alyssa. - OMGG Jill's breakdancing act! That was a hot mess and so painful to watch. She looked like she was struggling doing push ups for the first half of it. - OMGG Reza's Limbo act was so hilarious and painful. OMG Dayyy giving out a low score to him to prevent him from winning. - Da'Vonne played the game HARD and played to win the GOAT title, which she did so yayy for that. But ooof, she did mess things up for Reza & Alyssa/Justin, which I get them being mad about. - Yikes... that was an intense conversation between Da'Vonne and Justin. I get both sides of the argument. But omg she better stop with this going home talk. Though I felt bad for her emotional outburst there. - OMGG Da'Vonne playing SO hard with coming up with a plan to throw the group competition. Oh dangg. I just have this bad feeling Day is playing so hard and she's gonna get targeted sooner than later. - LOL WTH @ Teck with that spinning he was doing? LOL him thinking he did THAT but he got disqualified. - Lol CJ catching onto Da'Vonne's reaction of Paola losing her round. - OMG the way that Da'Vonne threw this competition was way too obvious. - Ooh wow, Wendell gathering the guys up to vote to keep Justin and vote out Lauren. Woww Wendell trying to get CJ to vote with the guys. That's a good strategy on his end. But oooof poor CJ having to decide between two people she's close with. - Ahhh wow at the vote.... 7 to 5, to send Lauren home. - Gahh woww.... Da'Vonne's plan was a complete bust... yikes. LOL her comments on Wendell for this move. - OMG Paola's confessional about this too with Da'Vonne's throwing the comp and not falling for this again. - Ughhh pooor Lauren. I really like Lauren and sad to see her go out in a blindsided way. Not fair on her but that's how blindsides happen. Ugh I am kinda disappointed in CJ voting against Lauren as they did seem so close but oh well. - Justin was dirty and went wrong with saying Kristen only loves the bottle. Yikes, he didn't have to say that. - OMG Kristen about to go OFF. And wow, some of the women are losing it and losing their minds with this. OMGG Paola going OFF too. - Ooh dear now Justin is thinking of wanting to leave. - lmaooo I can't wait for Wendell vs. Da'Vonne next week, especially with her comments about him.

LOL Lily must hate Toms with her nominations. Lol Zoey did say it all pretty well regarding Tom Clare. I don't mind him... but he was just there and doesn't really bring much to his two seasons of Love Island. But it's really impressive how he was able to go the distance on both his seasons. He clearly has a big fanbase out there somewhere.

Jax Taylor Jax Taylor is a reality TV star, actor and model, best known for starring on Vanderpump Rules. Jax was the first boot of House of Villains and I didn't care for him at all on the show. I've also decided to cut him as I do want him to be the first contestant eliminated from House of Villains, just as he was on the real show. Then after that, we can completely change up the order of the actual HoV results. Ugh I am also struggling and can't really remember his time on the show. I do remember that Omarosa won the first challenge and had Shake, Corinne and Jax on her hit list. Shake ended up winning the elimination challenge that week, so the vote was down to Corinne and Jax. The cast knew that Jax would be a bigger threat later down the line, and I also think the majority of the cast didn't like him. So Jax left on an easy 7-0 unanimous vote over Corinne. Then something else that stood out to me was how New York made him cry? I can't remember how or when it happened, but it did. OH I also remember Jax bragging about how rich and how much money he had, which rubbed people the wrong way because he didn't need the cash prize, lol. OH and of that last moment, here's the clip of Jax busting Shake talking trash of what Jax said behind his back. Saving: Amanda Abbington & Giovanni Pernice

Save Amanda & Giovanni Cut Jax

Very good ranking for "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious." The Mary Poppins stans better be happy with my ranking for it.

Great set of songs! I really like or love these songs: #30 Sabotage - Beastie Boys #28 I LIke To Move It - Reel 2 Real #27 100% Pure Love - Crystal Waters #24 December 1963 (Oh What A Night) - Franki Valli & The Four Seasons #22 Turn The Beat Around - Gloria Estefan

I did. Though that was moreso against the Fight to Survive show rather than J himself, if that makes sense? But that was when there were other people I didn't know or care about either and would have preferred they went. And also didn't quite want Ty to go / don't have the energy to do a write-up on him yet.

3 Laura Fox & Denys Samson - "Cruel Summer" (Contemporary Ballroom): 18 Katja Mia & Ervinas Merfeldas - "Cuff It" (Cha-Cha-Cha): 9 Blu Hydrangea & Simone Arena - “Dance the Night” (Salsa): 10 Rosanna Davison & Stephen Vincent - “Just Like Fire” (Contemporary Ballroom): 3 Blu Hydrangea & Simone Arena - “Tattoo” (Contemporary Ballroom): 10 Katja Mia & Ervinas Merfeldas - “Keep Holding On” (Viennese Waltz): 5 Rosanna Davison & Stephen Vincent - “Dr. Wanna Do” (Charleston): 3 Rosanna Davison & Stephen Vincent - “Lady in Red” (Rumba): 11 Laura Fox & Denys Samson - “Galway Girl” (Quickstep): 7 Katja Mia & Ervinas Merfeldas - “I Need You” (Charleston): 11 Laura Fox & Denys Samson - “yes, and?” (Cha-Cha-Cha): 10 David Whelan & Salome Chachua - “Almost Like Being in Love” (Quickstep): 1 David Whelan & Salome Chachua - “Paradise” (Contemporary Ballroom): 11 Laura Fox & Denys Samson - “Take On Me” (Tango): 11 Katja Mia & Ervinas Merfeldas - “Everlasting Love” (American Smooth): 4 Blu Hydrangea & Simone Arena - “Texas Hold ‘Em” (Quickstep): 10 David Whelan & Salome Chachua - “Whole Lotta Love” (Paso Doble): 11 Katja Mia & Ervinas Merfeldas - “Levitating” (Salsa): 11 David Whelan & Salome Chachua - “Wrapped Up” (Salsa): 12 Laura Fox & Denys Samson - “Monster Mash” (American Smooth): 3 Laura Fox & Denys Samson - “Make It Look Easy” (Showdance): 10 Blu Hydrangea & Simone Arena - “I Am What I Am” (Showdance): 18 David Whelan & Salome Chachua - “You Never Can Tell”/“Misirlou” (Jive) [Reprise]: 11 + David & Salome Salsa - Rosanna & Stephen Contemporary Ballroom

3 Detlef Soost & Ekaterina Leonova - “Tum Takketà” (Samba): 14 Lulu Lewe & Massimo Sinató - “Crazy in Love” (Charleston): 5 Gabriel Kelly & Malika Dzumaev - “Nothing Else Matters” (Tango): 81 + Gabriel & Malika - Lulu & Massimo

J Ruiz Gah this was kind of a tough decision to make, as it's a battle of the winners here. I didn't really want to cut either but since the Fight to Survive cast got nominated twice already, that will probably continue to the case for the rest of this round and I'm not sure how long J will be able to survive so I guess it's fine for him to go now. Plus, a lot of us do know Ty and I'd like to see him last a little longer and maybe see another ranker rant on him later on, lmaoo, so it's fine for him to stay a little longer. Also as one of the few watchers Fight to Survive, I might as well try to give J Ruiz a proper write-up so y'all don't have to do so. So you're welcome. So let's discuss J Ruiz. Fight to Survive casted a lot of previously known reality TV show participants, influencers, athletes and other people for this reality show. J Ruiz is 37 years old and from Tampa, Florida. J is best and previously known participating on Seasons 6 & 7 of American Ninja Warrior and Steve Austin's Broken Skull Challenge. Okay Fight to Survive was a fun, chaotic and kinda messy show to watch but it was entertaining. The show is like a mix of Survivor, Naked & Afraid, The Challenge and maybe a number of other shows but those stands out. The premise consisted of two teams with survival items - some teams had certain items and the other team had other items. The cast members would have to ring a bell in the middle of the island and challenge a competitor from the other side to get said item they wanted. J Ruiz was a big and notable cast member for this, as he would often ring the bell to get items from the other team or the other team members would ring the bell to get an item from him. Mostly, J would do the ringing (as Missy was the female that did this). The competition was that the contestants had to battle it out with some item (ugh I can't think of the right term ). But yeah J BEASTED this battle every time where he won 5 times (and he never lost a battle) - four of those wins happened on the first 4 episodes. He did get a little weaker/lost some weight and energy after all of that battling, but he still won another battle challenge on Episode 6. Anyway, let's fast forward to the Final 4 where it was Sarah Danser's tribe vs. the other 3 of J, Missy Byrd and Amal Alyassiri. When Sarah lost the battle, the team of J/Missy/Amal could have been "joint" winners - but this was the cutthroat and ruthless team (while the other team was all about peace & harmony), so of course they weren't satisfied with that and had to battle each other out. Amal ended up losing the first battle. Then it was Missy & a male competitor vs. J & a female competitor for the battle to win - this was INTENSE as it was the top male vs. top female beast competitors against each other. Ultimately, J won and remained and kept his flawless record - leaving Missy to be the runner-up. I guess it's fitting for J to win for Fight to Survive here, though I was pulling for and hoping for Missy to win for this show but oh well, not mean to be. I also want to shout out fellow contestants: Amal Alyassiri, Sarah Danser and Stephanie Gonzalez, as I wish I had enough room and space to bring them all into this game but sadly I didn't have the space to do so, oh well. But yeah, well done to J on besting Missy in this game once again. I'll post a trailer of the show to give you all an idea of how it looks. Saving: Terell "Ty" McDonald

Save Ty Cut J

Ah I wish I had space to save Jared, cause I knew he wouldn't get saved without my help and I was hoping he could last a little longer here in this game but oh well. But also couldn't risk losing Zachariah this soon either, whom I do like more. Although as problematic as Jared is I did like him overall. Definitely had his fair share of problematic issues and all, but he did bring good drama to the game and was always interesting to watch - over some others. And I did have times of rooting for him, which helped because of his allies.

2 Laura Fox & Denys Samson - "Cruel Summer" (Contemporary Ballroom): 18 Katja Mia & Ervinas Merfeldas - "Cuff It" (Cha-Cha-Cha): 9 Blu Hydrangea & Simone Arena - “Dance the Night” (Salsa): 10 Rosanna Davison & Stephen Vincent - “Just Like Fire” (Contemporary Ballroom): 4 Blu Hydrangea & Simone Arena - “Tattoo” (Contemporary Ballroom): 10 Katja Mia & Ervinas Merfeldas - “Keep Holding On” (Viennese Waltz): 5 Rosanna Davison & Stephen Vincent - “Dr. Wanna Do” (Charleston): 3 Rosanna Davison & Stephen Vincent - “Lady in Red” (Rumba): 11 Laura Fox & Denys Samson - “Galway Girl” (Quickstep): 7 Katja Mia & Ervinas Merfeldas - “I Need You” (Charleston): 11 Laura Fox & Denys Samson - “yes, and?” (Cha-Cha-Cha): 10 David Whelan & Salome Chachua - “Almost Like Being in Love” (Quickstep): 2 David Whelan & Salome Chachua - “Paradise” (Contemporary Ballroom): 11 Laura Fox & Denys Samson - “Take On Me” (Tango): 11 Katja Mia & Ervinas Merfeldas - “Everlasting Love” (American Smooth): 4 Blu Hydrangea & Simone Arena - “Texas Hold ‘Em” (Quickstep): 10 David Whelan & Salome Chachua - “Whole Lotta Love” (Paso Doble): 11 Katja Mia & Ervinas Merfeldas - “Levitating” (Salsa): 11 David Whelan & Salome Chachua - “Wrapped Up” (Salsa): 11 Laura Fox & Denys Samson - “Monster Mash” (American Smooth): 3 Laura Fox & Denys Samson - “Make It Look Easy” (Showdance): 10 Blu Hydrangea & Simone Arena - “I Am What I Am” (Showdance): 17 David Whelan & Salome Chachua - “You Never Can Tell”/“Misirlou” (Jive) [Reprise]: 11' + Katja & Ervinas Salsa - Laura & Denys American Smooth

2 Detlef Soost & Ekaterina Leonova - “Tum Takketà” (Samba): 15 Lulu Lewe & Massimo Sinató - “Crazy in Love” (Charleston): 6 Gabriel Kelly & Malika Dzumaev - “Nothing Else Matters” (Tango): 78 + Gabriel & Malika - Lulu & Massimo