SYTYCD Worldwide Rankdown

[totes4totes]

Torn between moving on a hot Polish dancer or a hot US dancer

[FrogLenzen]

On 9/14/2021 at 1:12 AM, FrogLenzen said:

Paulina Przestrzelska
Romina D'Ugo
Stephanie Powell
Megan "Megz" Alfonso - SAVED
Wlodzimierz Kolobycz
Nicole "Lamb" Iovine
Chehon Wespi-Tschopp 
Anne-May De Lijser
Jim Nowakowski
Ben Veitch - SAVED
Paige Smith
Channing Cooke - SAVED
Tucker Knox
Alex Wong
Kinga Mucha
Artur Ciecórski 
Paris Torres
Agar Dedeene Y Comez
Ceraldo Moreau
Tom Shilcock
Melanie Buttarazzi
Chris "Kiki" Nyemchek - SAVED
Ashley Galvan - SAVED
Jana "Jaja" Vaňková - SAVED
Mateusz Sobecko - DISREGARD
Logan Hernandez 
Natalie Fotopoulos - SAVED
Danny Golding
Ricky Palomino
Justyna Białowąs
Hayley Newton
Stephen Perez
Youngkwang "Blond" Joung - SAVED
Nicolas Bégin
Jakob Karr 
Yonni Fournier
Liam O'Callaghan
Louis Alves
Kryspin Hermañski
Lily Frias
Marissa Mes - SAVED
Alice Woodhouse
Bridget Whitman
Anabel Kutay
Alisa Floryńska
Matthew Marr - SAVED
Christiaan De Donder
Audrey Case - SAVED
Izabela "Iza" Orzelowska
Jacque LeWarne
Kevin “K’Bez” Hunte
Daniela Avanzini
Rudy Abreu - SAVED
Enora Oplinus - SAVED
Michal Maciejewski
Niels van den Heuvel
Darion Flores

 

4 left:

Amanda

Andrew

Rei

 

3 left:

Megan

JC

Elliott

 

2 left:

Zoey

Updated!

[.Rei]

First two

Logan

Stephen Perez

[.Rei]

Final two

Jakob

Lamb 

[FrogLenzen]

On 9/14/2021 at 1:12 AM, FrogLenzen said:

Paulina Przestrzelska
Romina D'Ugo
Stephanie Powell
Megan "Megz" Alfonso - SAVED
Wlodzimierz Kolobycz
Nicole "Lamb" Iovine - SAVED
Chehon Wespi-Tschopp 
Anne-May De Lijser
Jim Nowakowski
Ben Veitch - SAVED
Paige Smith
Channing Cooke - SAVED
Tucker Knox
Alex Wong
Kinga Mucha
Artur Ciecórski 
Paris Torres
Agar Dedeene Y Comez
Ceraldo Moreau
Tom Shilcock
Melanie Buttarazzi
Chris "Kiki" Nyemchek - SAVED
Ashley Galvan - SAVED
Jana "Jaja" Vaňková - SAVED
Mateusz Sobecko - DISREGARD
Logan Hernandez - SAVED
Natalie Fotopoulos - SAVED
Danny Golding
Ricky Palomino
Justyna Białowąs
Hayley Newton
Stephen Perez - SAVED
Youngkwang "Blond" Joung - SAVED
Nicolas Bégin
Jakob Karr - SAVED
Yonni Fournier
Liam O'Callaghan
Louis Alves
Kryspin Hermañski
Lily Frias
Marissa Mes - SAVED
Alice Woodhouse
Bridget Whitman
Anabel Kutay
Alisa Floryńska
Matthew Marr - SAVED
Christiaan De Donder
Audrey Case - SAVED
Izabela "Iza" Orzelowska
Jacque LeWarne
Kevin “K’Bez” Hunte
Daniela Avanzini
Rudy Abreu - SAVED
Enora Oplinus - SAVED
Michal Maciejewski
Niels van den Heuvel
Darion Flores

 

4 left:

Amanda

Andrew

 

3 left:

Megan

JC

Elliott

 

2 left:

Zoey

Updated!

[*Amanda]

 

Jacque LeWarne

Izabela “Iza” Orzelowska

Michal Maciejewski

Paulina Przestrzelska

[totes4totes]

Wow Amanda coming through and letting me move on with my heart:

Alisa Florynska

Chehon Wespi-Tschopp

[totes4totes]

Also saving Lily Frias

[FrogLenzen]

On 9/14/2021 at 1:12 AM, FrogLenzen said:

Paulina Przestrzelska - SAVED
Romina D'Ugo
Stephanie Powell
Megan "Megz" Alfonso - SAVED
Wlodzimierz Kolobycz
Nicole "Lamb" Iovine - SAVED
Chehon Wespi-Tschopp - SAVED
Anne-May De Lijser
Jim Nowakowski
Ben Veitch - SAVED
Paige Smith
Channing Cooke - SAVED
Tucker Knox
Alex Wong
Kinga Mucha
Artur Ciecórski 
Paris Torres
Agar Dedeene Y Comez
Ceraldo Moreau
Tom Shilcock
Melanie Buttarazzi
Chris "Kiki" Nyemchek - SAVED
Ashley Galvan - SAVED
Jana "Jaja" Vaňková - SAVED
Mateusz Sobecko - DISREGARD
Logan Hernandez - SAVED
Natalie Fotopoulos - SAVED
Danny Golding
Ricky Palomino
Justyna Białowąs
Hayley Newton
Stephen Perez - SAVED
Youngkwang "Blond" Joung - SAVED
Nicolas Bégin
Jakob Karr - SAVED
Yonni Fournier
Liam O'Callaghan
Louis Alves
Kryspin Hermañski
Lily Frias - SAVED
Marissa Mes - SAVED
Alice Woodhouse
Bridget Whitman
Anabel Kutay
Alisa Floryńska - SAVED
Matthew Marr - SAVED
Christiaan De Donder
Audrey Case - SAVED
Izabela "Iza" Orzelowska - SAVED
Jacque LeWarne - SAVED
Kevin “K’Bez” Hunte
Daniela Avanzini
Rudy Abreu - SAVED
Enora Oplinus - SAVED
Michal Maciejewski - SAVED
Niels van den Heuvel - SAVED
Darion Flores

 

4 left:

Andrew

 

3 left:

Elliott

 

2 left:

JC

Zoey

Updated!

 

Alex and Jim be like

Edited September 23, 2021 by FrogLenzen

[JC]

2nd pick

 

Niels van den Heuvel

[JC]

3rd pick

 

Tom ShilCOCK

[Elliott]

Romina D'ugo

Paris Torres

[.Rei]

I didn't notice Alex 

[FrogLenzen]

Derek Watches SYTYCD NL1

 

Remember, I don’t have any context like auditions or rehearsals or judging or even eliminations or what styles people are. Just routines.

 

Top 18 Week

• Group routine - acceptable
• Uri/Anuschka Broadway - Acceptable until Anuschka did terrible chaines and then couldn’t recover from her split at all lol
• Ivan/Sigourney samba - his hair is bad but he tried to make something out of this. She was like.. a sedated sack of potatoes
• Gianinni/Anne-May - I love how they just stood there for like four 8 counts lol. AND THEN SHE KEPT STANDING THERE LOL. He seemed pretty good but she could kind of be anyone. THEN THE BAD LIFT! Oh and she’s running/flailing. Oh man, she’s got some clothes. she’s on the ground. she’s spinning clothes. she’s leaving. This was wild in a bad way
• Bram/Julia Jazz. Holy sh*t they take forever to start dancing on this show. This was one of the worst things I’ve ever seen
• Giotta/Ceraldo Disco -  OH. OH OH OH. This girl is SCARY. She’s going to sneak into my house while I’m sleeping. The lift into the spin while he’s doing the pony is making me lol
• Alessandro/Dapheny Waltz - This seemed whatever-but-passable until her dress got stuck which was distracting and then they did the… idk what it was… natural rolls while she’s limp like a corpse? Horrifying.
• Giorgio/Marielle Contemporary - I hope he’s not a contemporary dancer because his ankles and feet… no. Wtf was getting into that first lift??? And a very UNFLATTERING lift at that. Ew wtf is happening. Another awful lift set up then he grabs her with his flipper feet and throws her WHAT IS HAPPENING. Oop and there’s a camera in the shot lol
• Timor/Annemiek Rumba - This is when I first discovered how Timor carries this season on his back through the Top 10 and beyond. But it will still be a while before I am able to differentiate Annemiek from the other “A” named girls lol. GIRL FIX YOUR KNEES AND ANKLES. I swear these girls are like bags of joints. I love a developpe that extends and then just stops before the knee is fully flexed because the girl has awful knees. Even so, this is easily the best of the week.
• Boris/Eline Hip Hop - Are all these guys hip hop dancers? These two really fought to make this routine work. Decent for what it was. LOL the camera gets a huge glare from a spotlight and just STAYS THERE. Who is directing this?? I’m blind now.
• DFYL: I only have boy solos and idk which ones are from Top 18 week so I’m going to guess the first 3?
  • Alessandro: WTF HAPPENED???? BBY R U OK??????? WTF he starts over again????? I don’t have anything in between idk what is going on lololol. Well he’s a ballet dancer I guess
  • Giorgio - and he’s a break dancer lol. This is basic but I like that he can split
  • Bram - kind of odd but worth keeping him around. If he calms his facials
• Eliminated (based on the front page lol):
  • Dapheny and Alessandro. I’m giving them the side-eye for dropping the dark-skinned girl first but overall this is fine.

 

Top 16 Week

• Group Hip Hop - This is whatever (LOL at I think Ivan just sadly clapping in the middle) but the music mix is awful and WHO CUTS THAT BUSTA SONG RIGHT THERE???
• Bram/Julia Jive - Not these two again. lol wtf happened when they suddenly dropped out of the camera frame?? GIRL THAT KICK. GIRL THAT LIFT. She’s like 95% elbows. And another insane music cut at the end.
• Giotta/Ceraldo Lyrical - Uh oh scary girl is back. And she brought her ankles. Some of these dances do this thing where there’s choreo on only 1-2-3-4 and nothing on 5-6-7-8. Or choreo on 1-2 and nothing on 3-4. Odd.
• Uri/Anuschka Hip Hop - This was basically the running man for 2 minutes. Poor Anuschka could not function by the end of this lol get a stretcher for her
• Gianinni/Anne-May - who invited this girl lol. Fell out of her 2 tiny pirouettes. And the cane section was excruciating. Get this guy a new partner. OMG HER LAST JETE. I don’t think she even knew what heels were before she got this routine.
• Timor/Annemiek Hip Hop - This is good in any context. But after watching the rest of these routines it’s magical.
• Giorgio/Marielle Cha Cha - Giorgio did the impossible and was worse than one of the NL1 girls. No really I’ve been hating on the girls but whatever is happening with Giorgio in this is unacceptable. Like Cedric levels. With insane face pulling.
• Boris/Eline Foxtrot - this was fine until she slipped and then whatever tf that lift was. I guess they recovered. Oh, this boy has kicks
• Ivan/Sigourney Contemporary??? - after all those terrible dances these two still managed to pull the most bizarre choreography of the season so far. They kept looking like they forgot it and were just looking at each other. WTF the chest bumps I can’t. She pets his hair in the end. Sure.
• DFYL from this week maybe????
  • Boris - oh man is he a contemporary dancer??? Now I’m not sure about him anymore lol
  • Uri - you can stay
  • Giorgio - you can leave
• Eliminated:
  • Eline and Giorgio. idk what her solo was but she didn’t seem like the worst girl of the week. Giorgio was the worst boy though, bye

Edited September 25, 2021 by FrogLenzen

[totes4totes]

The men definitely carry NL1. I feel your comments reflect most people's thoughts.

 

 

[Deeee]

I love Giannini so much I promise it gets better for him. Glad you quickly realized that Timor and Annemiek carry the season.

[totes4totes]

1 minute ago, Deeee said:

I love Giannini so much I promise it gets better for him. Glad you quickly realized that Timor and Annemiek carry the season.

Ivan did not cut his hair to be left out of this. His hip-hop with Sigourney is season defining!

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1 minute ago, totes4totes said:

Ivan did not cut his hair to be left out of this. His hip-hop with Sigourney is season defining!

Ivan is like very talented and had a few standouts. Timor always carried the season for me though. Giannini follows closely behind!

[*Amanda]

I think Netherlands 1 is one of the few where we're all in agreement just because there's so few standout contestants.  

 

But also, wasn't there that one year when Megan and Jimmy almost got Timor to win the master ranking over Kathryn which resulted in an IDF meltdown?  

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1 minute ago, *Amanda said:

But also, wasn't there that one year when Megan and Jimmy almost got Timor to win the master ranking over Kathryn which resulted in an IDF meltdown?  

That absolutely happened lolz

[totes4totes]

10 minutes ago, *Amanda said:

 

 

But also, wasn't there that one year when Megan and Jimmy almost got Timor to win the master ranking over Kathryn which resulted in an IDF meltdown?  

Timor’s top 2 TimWhores were so close!!!!!!!!!!! 

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3 minutes ago, totes4totes said:

Timor’s top 2 TimWhores were so close!!!!!!!!!!! 

 

I think it happened before I did my NL binge and I was like...WTF IS HAPPENING 

[totes4totes]

5 minutes ago, Deeee said:

 

I think it happened before I did my NL binge and I was like...WTF IS HAPPENING 

@Zoey helped as well.

Lol. I think the only reason he didn’t win was because not enough people had seen the season or Patryk had an didn’t rank him. 

[FrogLenzen]

Derek Watches SYTYCD NL1

 

Top 14 Week

• Group Routine - NO THEY DID NOT put the boys in hot pants for a Kylie song. I live. Kylie rankdown when? omg they put the word “WOW” on the screen confirming that I’ve lost my mind
• Timor/Annemiek Quickstep - acceptable. You can tell by the way Annemiek carries herself that she’d be hard to lift (I speak from experience lol) but Timor never struggles whatsoever
• Uri/Anuschka Jazz - Aww I liked this. Is that Natasha Bedingfield?
• Bram/Julia Hip Hop - she has like 40% of his energy in this and that hat is killing me. But otherwise passable
• Boris/Marielle Hip Hop - Thank goodness she lost Giorgio. Have I lost all my standards or was this also kind of good? idk about the lip syncing tho lol
• Giotta/Ceraldo Broadway - Scary girl is back and she’s easing on down the road to murder you in your sleep. Idk what Ceraldo did in this besides wiggle his tongue because I was so fascinated at the disaster happening with Giotta.
• Gianinni/Anne-May Contemporary - WTF THE CHEST BUMPS ARE BACK. One of the most unmusical pieces of choreography, it’s like the wrong song was playing. But apparently Anne-May is not totally useless
• Ivan/Sigourney Paso Doble - Oh, this was dancers actually dancing a dance. Who would have thought.
• DFYL from this week maybe:
  • Ceraldo - this was fun
  • Bram - Weird, I think I’m over him
  • Ivan - was he really in the bottom after the Paso?
• Eliminated:
  • Ceraldo and Giotta - Hmmm not sure I would have sent Ceraldo home but at least Giotta now has more free time to steal teeth from small children or whatever her day job is

 

Top 12 Week

• Group Routine - Is this Fame but in Dutch? Why are they all wearing 80s workout clothes? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. OMG there is a live singer what is happening
• Ivan/Sigourney Hip Hop - This song makes me think of Jack/Kate. And this routine also makes me think of another season because it’s actually decent haha. But I don’t understand the rose petals at the end, wut. But I guess this is the week Ivan fixes his hair, good for him.
• Bram/Julia - Bram you forgot your shirt. Cute concept that led to some insane styling. Cute choreo. Wtf style is Julia and why does she let Bram of all people outdance her
• Boris/Marielle Tango - Ummm what kind of Tango opens with the guy just casually jogging onto the stage. Ooo and he’s ACTING now. I feel like a red tucked in turtleneck is kind of an oddball costume. omg the ending is all over the place
• Timor/Annemiek Contemporary - Lol Timor casually doing a ponche in the back. Thank goodness he’s here. Annemiek next time just ask the choreographer to not give you any unison with Timor. And work on your ankles
• Gianinni/Anne-May Hip Hop - ooo this girl is dead weight again
• Uri/Anuschka Pop - They got through it, not the worst
• DFYL
  • Giannini - best solo of the season yet
  • Uri - fine
  • Boris - Uri is dull but you have to do better than this to beat him, bro
• Eliminated:
  • Anne-May (finally, geez) and Boris

Edited September 25, 2021 by FrogLenzen

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Feed me more! Lol