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The Challenge: Reality Royalty Rankdown (CHAMPION ON PAGE 169!)


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Casey & MJ have been eliminated! @Deeee is responsible for their writeups

 

@*Wallace is up next, he says later tonight. He can not nominate Robin Hibbard or Ashley Kelsey

 

Also just realized you guys are vicious and already eliminated the first contestant with a key :giggle:which now becomes useless sorry MJ!

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Casey Cooper (Fresh Meat)

 

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Casey Cooper had a lot of potential to be a fun character for the series! What resulted was an obnoxious troll that came for the queen and somehow was cast on four seasons of The Challenge. WTF.

 

Casey made her debut on Fresh Meat. This is Casey at her best. She performed absolutely terribly on the prospect obstacle course, yet Wes both stupidly and smartly picked her as his partner. Casey is your typical eighteen-year-old blonde girl that is super pretty and spacey and spoiled and looking for a good time. She offered nothing competitively, but her airhead personality was often funny and helped to balance out Wes at maybe his most aggravating. LOL. Casey pretty much lost every single daily challenge for the duo, which was disastrous for them considering the Team Austin rookie alliance was being targeted one-by-one.

 

Casey and Wes found themselves voted into the first four consecutive Exiles. Little did the veterans know, Wes was a competitive beast and Casey packed the lightest of all other rookies. Being thrown into Exile multiple times was also not very smart, considering Exile never really changed that much. There were three different courses, but the concept was the same each time. So Wes and Casey just kept picking off their competitors one-by-one. Though this was not a smooth process. Casey pissed off Wes along the way and tolerated a lot of bullsh*t from him. Wes berated her on the daily, which Casey did not deserve. She just sucked as a competitor. Nothing to do about that one. Casey managed to avoid three Exiles, but had to endure five Exiles before reaching the final. Of course, Casey was not well-equipped to run a final, placing third overall in the competition.

 

She spent her $10,000 winnings on breast implants. Her first season was actually really fun imo. She was laughably bad and offered some funny confessionals. Her dynamic with Wes was toxic, but made for good television. Her underdog story was fun to watch. An obnoxious roach that just would not die! She did get a little bit too cocky towards the end, which was not a good look for somebody that was totally incapable. 

 

I really did not expect her to return, but she returned immediately for The Duel. Casey did much better physically this season. She was part of the underdog alliance. But that did not last long considering Robin kicked her ass in a duel and sent her home third. At this point, no reason to dislike Casey.

 

That quickly changed after her third appearance on The Gauntlet III. What the f*ck was she smoking that made her think so highly of herself? She needed to know her place and continue to play the role of undying cockroach. Instead, she hooked up with Johnny Bananas. Decided to hate on the Legend Coral Smith from the very beginning for no reason. Casey really wanted some camera time, trying to feud with The Queen. Except she was paid dust. My favorite moment is watching Casey cry hysterically along with all the other Veterans like she was Julius f*cking Caesar or something. LOLOLOLOL. Coral quitting and f*cking over Casey by pitting her against Evelyn is the best moment of the season.

 

Casey not attending the reunion was hilarious! She could not handle the heat and she knew it. Casey returned for her fourth and final season on The Ruins. Casey once again was a pathetic nothing that was capable of absolutely nothing and dragged down the Challengers team every single day. LOL. Except The Champions team realized how necessary it was to keep Casey around and refused to vote her into elimination despite being nominated every single week. LOL. It was actually pretty funny. Since the season is so garbage, I could care less that she sucked up the competition. 

 

Casey was finally thrown into the final elimination, but only after Susie literally threatened to throw the Final Challenge if KellyAnne or Sarah were voted in. Casey was swiftly defeated and never returned! This is a totally fair elimination. Casey tried The Queen and so off with her head!

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MJ Garrett (The Real World: Philadelphia)

 

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MJ. The replacement's replacement. LOLOLOL. I wonder how it must feel to have constantly been casted as an alternate and only flown out when people quit or fought. 

 

That just goes to show how boring MJ is honestly. MJ made his debut on The Real World: Philadelphia, which is an incredibly boring season tbh. MJ was a recent college grad from Vanderbilt with the dream of joining the NFL. Except the NFL denied him unfortunately. On his season, MJ did not do too much. He flirted with Sarah and broke up with his girlfriend of two-months, but decided to not date Sarah because he only likes blondes. He fights with Karamo because MJ did not defend Karamo against the police that racially profiled him.  He has a chair thrown at him while out at a bar. He fights with Sarah over whether The Passion of the Christ is anti-semitic. That is about it honestly. 

 

He debuted on The Challenge during The Gauntlet II as part of the Rookies Team. MJ competed really well and was part of the dominant alliance. He made the finals and won on his debut season, which good for him. He never saw an elimination and never engaged in drama. So he was boring once again. MJ made his second appearance on The Gauntlet III, replacing Tyrie after he left during Episode 3. MJ was doomed, since he was being placed on the disastrous Rookies Team. Everybody had hoped that MJ would save the team, but yeah. That did not happen. MJ was voted into elimination two episodes later and talked some big game, but was shockingly defeated by Frank. He flew out for two episodes. LOL.

 

His third and final season was The Duel II. MJ was called in as a replacement after the massive brawl between CT and Adam occurred. MJ was voted into elimination during the second episode and called out Ryan. He easily defeated him in elimination and then was accepted into the majority alliance for the game. MJ was kind of high-up in the pecking order, but not high enough. MJ was fifth in the pecking order for guys and never politicked to earn himself a higher spot. Dunbar called MJ into elimination, but MJ was victorious for the second time. His time finally came to be at the end of the call-out, calling Brad into elimination. Brad defeated MJ and ended his Challenge career. 

 

MJ was never involved in drama. He only ever talked about his kids. He was a permanent replacement. His time to go!

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1 minute ago, QueenKalie said:

Did people forget about this. :dead:

Lol I was out all day yesterday so I was giving a reprieve but I’ll give until tonight for @Deeee and @1234567890 otherwise whatever votes are there will stand and you will be the tiebreaker between Cara and Amanda 

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