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MEGAN'S NOMINATIONS

  

@Elliott

Interview with the Vampire (1994 dir. by Neil Jordan)

The Strangers: Prey At Night (2018 dir. by Johannes Roberts)

Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers (1988 dir. by Michael A. Simpson)

Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland (1989 dir. by Michael A. Simpson)

The Ring Two (2005 dir. by Hideo Nakata)

The Devil’s Rejects (2005 dir. by Rob Zombie)

  

@1234567890

Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984 dir. by Charles E. Sellier Jr.)

Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 (1987 dir. by Lee Harry)

Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out! (1989 dir. by Monte Hellman)

Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation (1990 dir. by Brian Yuzna)

Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker (1991 dir. by Martin Kitrosser)

Christmas Evil (1980 dir. by Lewis Jackson)

  

@aliasocfan

Stepfather II (1989 dir. by Jeff Burr)

Stepfather III (1992 dir. by Guy Magar)

The Stepfather (2009 dir. by Nelson McCormick)

Paranormal Activity 4 (2012 dir. by Henry Joost + Ariel Schulman)

Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh (1994 dir. by Bill Condon)

Saw III (2006 dir. by Darren Lynn Bousman)

  

@Zoey

Leprechaun (1993 dir. by Mark Jones)

Leprechaun 2 (1994 dir. by Rodman Flender)

Leprechaun 3 (1995 dir. by Brian Trenchard-Smith)

Leprechaun Returns (2018 dir. by Steven Kostanski)

Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest (1995 dir. by James D. R. Hickox)

Jaws 3-D (1983 dir. by Joe Alves)

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Jaws 3-D

I’ve seen this film multiple times and probably would’ve saved it had  it be amongst other films.

 

This film is always shown on one of the stations over here so it’s a good one to watch after a few drinks late at night. A group of marine biologists try to capture a young great white shark that has made its way in to a Seaworld park. People try to capture it but what they don’t know is that it’s big momma is always a guest swimming around. I never know Dennis Quaid was in this! I’ve been blind all of these years. OR LEA THOMPSON! I am so sh*t when it comes to recognising people in films. What a loser.

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The Stepfather (2009 dir. by Nelson McCormick)

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Oh dear. It is a horror movie remake. We already know this is messy. Let's see. Yup. It has a very low approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes. A review said it lacks the tension of the original. Do they ever learn from mistakes? Like ever? I am a little curious because Dylan Walsh (from Ryan Murphy's ignored show Nip/Tuck ) is in it. He has the thankless job of replacing Terry O'Quinn.  It has the guy from Gossip Girl in it as well. That's cool I guess. Will I spend money to watch this? Vastly unlikely. Will I check it out if it is true and I am exceptionally bored? Now that is very possible.  If I do, I absolutely blame Covid 19 and cut hours for this bad life decision. 

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Save: Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984 dir. by Charles E. Sellier Jr.)

Cut: Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 (1987 dir. by Lee Harry), Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out! (1989 dir. by Monte Hellman), Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation (1990 dir. by Brian Yuzna), Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker (1991 dir. by Martin Kitrosser) & Christmas Evil (1980 dir. by Lewis Jackson)

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Stepfather II (1989 dir. by Jeff Burr)

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This was supposed to be a direct to video. Enough said? 

 

Stepfather III (1992 dir. by Guy Magar)

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An uninspired sequel after an uninspired sequel? Why I am so surprised. Plus Terry O'Quinn is gone. How disappointing

 

Paranormal Activity 4 (2012 dir. by Henry Joost + Ariel Schulman)

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Megan allowing me to cut a Paranormal Activity movie? I would say this feels like a trap... 

 

Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh (1994 dir. by Bill Condon)

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Candyman is awesome. I have not heard a single good thing about the sequels however 

 

 

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