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Rudy Gobert, all my homies hate Rudy Gobert! LET'S GO USA MEN'S BASKETBALL!

Ons Jabeur = ELIMINATED in the first round Eff me

Nyjah Huston...

Oh damn; Penny Oleksiak out-touched Simone Manuel, in what was a "rematch" of their 50m Final in Rio

And there it is: Chase Kalisz delivering the first Star-Spangled Banner of these Olympic Games.

LOL I figured that Herbert/Mahut would choke, but I did not expect them to get dumped by Andy Murray and Joe Salisbury like that Metkic/Pavic and Cabal/Farah are the class of the Men's Doubles division.

The Men's Cycling Road Race just started; I've got Vincenzo Nibali winning - he's fresher than some of the other contenders (Pogacar, Van Aert), having [purposely] withdrew from the Tour de France a week before its completion

So many wild-a$$ realignment proposals on social media right now...

Not gonna lie, when they brought out the Paralympian Wakako Tsuchida to carry the torch, I thought that wheelchair tennis legend Shingo Kunieda was going to get the torch somewhere down the line.

Those pictogram re-enactments, tho...

I am THRILLED that one of the USA's flagbearers is a BASEBALL player - Eddy Alvarez, who once played for the Marlins (he also has a medal in short-track speed-skating).

With the presence of the Tongan delegation comes the famous Pita Taufatofua lol.

"Twenty-one years ago, in Sydney..." Damn, I feel old lol

Opening Ceremonies = starting now. And yes, NBC are actually broadcasting this LIVE. In the morning.

Remember when Texas was once rumored to be moving to the Pac-12? Good times.