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becuase i googled "albert reed DWTS" and that's what came up and I AM NOT CHANGING IT

Albert Reed Albert Reed is a "supermodel" that I've never heard of who was on the 5th season of Dancing with the Stars paired with Anna Trebunskaya. His Wikipedia is genuinely funny because it reads like this (and NO I AM NOT just copy and pasting to get my word count up!) "On August 29, 2007, ABC television studios announced that Reed would be paired with Anna Trebunskaya (who was gone in two seasons) as a contestant in the fifth season of the television series, Dancing with the Stars beginning on Monday, September 24, 2007 (8:00–9:30 p.m., ET)" LOLOLOL. Just in case you wanted to know what time DWTS used to be on in 2007. Also: "What distinguished Reed from the other contestants is that he does not dance." LOLOLOL. Pretty sure that's supposed to be the MO of DWTS. Well until they had actual dancer as a profession Heather Morris on and had to give up on all of that. OMG the Chicago Sun-Times gave him 8-1 odds to win. That's not awful! Anyway, he lasted two weeks giving two performances a cha-cha-cha and a quickstep both scored 21. He probably should have outlasted Wayne Newton, Floyd Mayweather, and Mark Cuban but he likely just didn't have the name recognition (in this cast of WHOS is he definitely the WHO-iest WHO as evidenced by his Wikipedia) and thus was eliminated swiftly.

wow my ploy to get people to write a jack write-up to me FAILED so cut albert save jack

why cut jack? lol he lasted so much longer than albert.

cut Unity (2015) Two Lovers (2008) Clay Pigeons (1998) The Yards (2000) SpaceCamp (1986)

i will get my write-ups in a couple of hours

Any preferences? I’ll make my cut in about 20 min after I do some googling. Lol

Plz make it come true

Holly Madison Holly Madison is famously one of Hugh Hefner’s former girlfriends. And since this isn’t a write up on Hefner I won’t go into how much he sucks. But he sucks. I don’t blame Holly for that though. She appeared on Season 8 of the show in 2009 which would have been just after she broke up with Hefner. Originally her spot was supposed to go to Jewel who had to withdraw due to fracturing both her tibias before the show was supposed to begin. According to my scan of Wikipedia. Holly was eliminated 3rd. While she wasn’t the best, she was never the worst and arguably should have outlasted Steve Wozniak, David Allen Grier, and Steve-O. Fortunately she barely outlasts them all here.

I mean cut holly save Kendra

Save holly cut Kendra thanks Lily for putting that out there

Sorry I’ve been in my bed agonizing over the football games today. Will make a cut on my phone and edit it later!

People regretting they didn’t use their Safari Balls and I came into my set with 0 left. Ideal.

her you were never really here

use all your balls so i don't have to do write-ups

wasn't sure if beldum or metang was left so i just went with what rei had

Noms. 1. Ledian 2. Cleffa 3. Natu 4. Wooper 5. Kecleon 6. Duskull 7. Chimecho 8. Beldung 9. Happiny 10. Clawitzer 11. Toxapex 12. Gossifleur 13. Cufant

Thanks! I’ll get them up probably in the next hour-90min!

Can I get a couple hour extension? I had a busy work day yesterday and then I got drunk and have some errands to do today.

Paulina Porizkova Paulina was the one who nobody said to save so I am eliminating her. And as I remembered Jacoby and as I watch the stupidest sport on the face of the planet (United States Football) I am saving Jacoby. Paulina was paired with Alec Mazo which means that this was WAY before my Dancing with the Stars time as I only started really watching in like season 10. Or season 11. I think it was season 11. She was on season 4 and eliminated first in week 2 after dancing a foxtrot that scored a 19 and a mambo that scored 21. Those actually seem like pretty decent first and second week scores and not really the typical scores of somebody who leaves early. Going through she scored better than Billy Ray, Clyde, and Leeza. So. Anyway, Paulina is a famous model who probably is more famous amongst people our age for having a stint as a judge on ANTM.

save jacoby cut paulina

Will do my write up in 90 druni alreafy

Anybody have any preferences on who is left?

me doing this game after my one stated purpose (eliminating Derek Fisher and ranting in his write-up) has been completed:

laurie hernandez gunning for my votes.