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me preparing my derek fisher write-up: https://twitter.com/WomensHoopz/status/1341549591028768768?s=20

LOLOLOLOLOLOL I have to remember movies from the 2000s.

Aiden Turner When I first googled "Aiden Turner" the Irish Actor Aidan Turner popped up and I was like "THERE IS NO freakING WAY THAT THE VAMPIRE FROM BEING HUMAN KILI WAS ON DANCING WITH THE STARS" and for once w/r/t this rankdown I was correct. Because AidAn Turner was not on this show but AidEn Turner was. Aiden Turner, who is British, was on the 10th season paired with Edyta. And since we can just pretend that Geraldo never existed both on this show and on this planet, we can consider Aiden Edyta's last partner. She was probably tired of being given duds and despite being young and handsome Aiden was a bad dancer. I watched a dance of his. It was bad. Back in the old time-y days of this show they weren't afraid to give bad dancers bad scores so Aiden got a 15, a 19, a 20, and whatever "5/6 5/6 5/6" means on the show. Bye Aiden.

wow good thing christmas is over so it's past the season where i talk about how much i hate this character and also all of love, actually.

Victor Espinoza When I saw this name I was like "no, this can't be the jockey. He definitely wasn't on Dancing with the Stars, right????" WELL HE WAS. On season 21. Paired with Karina Smirnoff. That's a season I watched! Bindi Irwin won! It's like American Idol where to keep up with IDOLForums (until it's finally changed to Rankdown Forums) where every year I watch and then COMPLETELY forget everybody the second the show is over. Wish my brain did this for The Bachelor. But no. Just for celebrity dance competitions and glorified karaoke shows. Anyway, Victor Espinoza was not a great dancer! He placed 12th and did three dances which earned a 15, a 17, and a 20 respectively. It's probably really difficult to dance when you are so much shorter than your partner. I mean Karina without heels is 3in taller than him according to google. And also he was old. If you don't know Victor was American Pharoah's jockey. Yes THE American Pharoah. The 12th horse to win the Triple Crown in horse racing. The horse that public voters decided was more deserving for SI's sportsperson of the year over Serena Williams (thankfully SI gave Serena the honor).

Cutting Victor and Aiden Saving Charlotte

FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH DEREK FROGLENZEN MY ONLY FRIEND IS ALEX NOW

If only Derek had put up Derek Fisher for me so I could post my full scathing write up and also talk about how insanely cool the WNBA is

Lol love doing cuts and saves last every round

Jennie was one of my favorite athletes of all time so learning about her as an adult was DISAPPOINTING.

I just don't want Aly Raisman grouped in with actual literally awful people and an actual WHOMST when she's incredible.

I still think about how incredible Aly Raisman's first tumbling pass is in her 2016 floor routine. Simone Biles overall better but that pass was maybe the biggest highlight of 2016 Rio Floor routines.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHO ALY RAISMAN IS YES YOU DO

Sadie Robertson is branching into fundie influencer which is not a good look. she got covid after basically flaunting covid restrictions and basically said she didn't believe covid was that bad until she got sent to the hospital because of it. despite having gotten it, despite being pregnant, she and her husband still do maskless events and outings.

I CANCELLED A LOT OF BACHELOR PEOPLE IN 2020

Noms: Nominations: 1. Nelly 2. Jennie Finch Daigle 3. Vanilla Ice 4. Marla Maples 5. Gary Busey 6. Hayes Grier 7. Paula Deen 8. Sadie Robertson 9. Tavis Smiley 10. Sean Lowe 11. Kyle Massey 12. Andy Dick 13. Victor Ortiz 14. Pamela Anderson 15. Melissa Joan Hart 16. Mark Cuban 17. John Ratzenberger 18. Jerry Springer 19. Antonio Sabàto, Jr. 20. Sean Avery 21. Joe Amabile

Got caught up in lab! Compiling my noms now!

i will now think of my noms for like the next 120 minutes and then post.

Adam Carolla Eliminated solely due to the fact that I went through like 6 ways to figure out how to spell his last name. He lasted four weeks on Dancing with the Stars with his partner Julianne Hough. He had no good dances. He sucks hard. He hates women and poor people. He's proven to be racist, homophobic, and transphobic (in August 2011, Carolla attracted criticism from the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation after an episode of The Adam Carolla Show in which, referring to transgender people, he asked, "When did we start giving a shit about these people?" He went on to say that the LGBT moniker ought to be replaced with "YUCK," and that LGBT advocates ought to "shut up."[16] GLAAD also pointed to previous remarks made by Carolla, including asserting that, "all things being equal," he would rather his children be raised by a heterosexual couple rather than a homosexual couple if anything were to happen to him and his wife. Carolla responded to GLAAD via TMZ.com, stating, "I'm sorry my comments were hurtful. I'm a comedian, not a politician." - FROM WIKIPEDIA)on his podcast. He has/had a segment on the Bill O'Reilly show. I hate this dude. He sucks.

Lawrence Taylor Widely regarded as one of the best Defensive Players in the NFL, Lawrence Taylor has proven in his post NFL career to be total trash. In 2010 he paid a 16-year-old girl to have sex with him. He's had a few reckless driving and DUI charges. All in all, he's not doing great. He participated in Dancing with the Stars in 2009 which was the last year of his "drug free life" according to Wikipedia (between 1998 and 2009 he was sober and I think he needed to surround himself with better people and find himself a better environment to stay that way though we all know that sobriety is an every day choice and one of the hardest you can make) (Also not all drug addicts solicit sex from a 16-year-old). Anyway, during his time on Dancing with the Stars he was paired with Edyta. He was thoroughly mediocre. Truly a fitting elimination here. Also on the very slightest note. Very glad we are done with the days of men wearing suits they are absolutely swimming in.

Cut Adam Carolla Lawrence Taylor Save Doug Flutie

wow parasite destroyed

i will do my cut saves within the next 90 minutes

all i wanted and now i'm quitting this rankdown!

Michael Waltrip Michael Waltrip is a racecar driver. Despite watching his season I am pretty sure that I was under the impression that he was partnered with Witney and not Emma. He just seems like the type of partner that Witney would have if that makes sense. Despite being EXTREMELY mediocre he lasted 8 weeks on this show! 8!!!!!!! In my brain it FEELS longer because he was so mediocre and just kept not getting eliminated. His highest score was an 8 which Carrie Ann Inaba and Julianne Hough game him for his Argentine Tango in Week 6. I can't find anything bad about him but as a blanket, I just don't trust NASCAR.