Elliott

Save Eddie

omg I kept forgetting to say something too.

Vote to eliminate: The Collective: Elliott Marcus Collins: Sola

It’s also happening if I click links to a direct post. Rather than taking me to the post, it takes me to the top of the page too.

BRETT CLOUSER I don’t really have any negative feelings on anyone in Zoey’s nominations, so I just went with who I’d rank lower from the remaining options which means Brett is my choice to cut. Brett is a contestant from Survivor: Samoa, which meant he got about 5 seconds of airtime because CBS was shoved so far up Russell’s ass. He was on the Galu tribe, and seemed to be in a good position because he was a likeable guy; he also had a pre-show friendship with Laura Morrett (they went to the same church) so I’m sure that benefitted him as well. After the Galus started flopping after the merge, Brett went on an immunity streak and made it all the way to fourth place. As the jury was mostly Galus and he was likeable, he was naturally the highest jury threat and was voted out 3-1. At Final Tribal Council, he used his friendship with Natalie to give her a chance to shine on his question. Mick and Russell naturally flopped, but Natalie knew what he was asking and then revealed everything she knew about the jurors to show she had actually bonded with them. Queen sh*t. Anyway, I liked Brett a lot - mostly ironically given his lack of edit - but he was cute and inoffensive during Samoa. SAVE: Mike Holloway

Save Mike Cut Brett

This is what I get for logging in first thing in the morning

Cut Shirin Save Mike

I mean production is clearly pushing that storyline. It’s been obvious, other than her Carrie look, that she didn’t want to talk about it.

I wasn't sure the best way to title this, as I'm still getting notifications. Up until yesterday, it was that whenever I clicked a notification, it would take me to that very post. Now, however, it just takes me to the top of the post and I have to scroll to figure out what post the notification is about.

So many non-singles advancing makes me glad I didn’t sign up.

Megan and I would cut Joker twice.

I changed my save just in case it wasn't official by my write-up

UNION J Union J is a terrible boy-band that made it far in The X Factor UK even though they sucked. They were most notably saved over Jade Ellis despite Jade's White Flag being one of the best performances of that year, District3 even though this exists: and Rylan Clark even though Rylan was actually entertaining. I would say at least they were out in fourth place but considering the people who advanced over them were Jahmene Douglas and Christopher Maloney, I would've even taken them in the finale. Post-X Factor, apparently a bunch of them have left over the years and now it's just two of them. They're still a thing which is surprising since I assumed they broke up after their XF obligations were done like 99.9% of these X Factor bands that realize they want to be solo and not in a band. Except for Little Mix. Anyway, I remember virtually none of their performances enough to talk about them and I've hit my word limit, so that's that. SAVE: James Arthur

Cut Union J Save Joe M.

The Last Jedi has Laura Dern and that's reason enough for it to make the final vote, thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

Fancy as the penultimate lip sync was... interesting.