Flop Predictions

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it's a rainy day at home and i'm bored + the dance theme has a bunch of chaos potential imo so enjoy these flop predictions I made. 

 

- The Top 7 perform an opening number to "yes, and?" by Ariana Grande, dedicated to the haters. in the background, a montage appears of the videos Abi/Julia made reacting to hate comments, as well as screenshots from the IDF unpopular opinions thread. 

- Emmy Russell performs "High Horse" by Kacey Musgraves. Due to the high social media stats of her last performance, the producers gave her the budget to perform on an actual horse. The judges comment on how the horse was a spiritual reincarnation of Loretta Lynn and how it deeply resonated with them.

- Julia and Triston perform a duet to the iconic folktronica smash, "Timber" by Kesha and Pitbull. However, Triston sings Kesha's parts while Julia raps Pitbull's parts. The judges praise them both for their ability to defy gender roles.

- Will sings a stripped down version of Lady Gaga's cult classic "Swine" and dedicates it to the pig that he hunted. Unfortunately, PETA activists and TMZ staff storm the stage mid performance and he is unable to finish it.

- Abi realized it's been a while since she last pandered to the Christian voters at Top 24. She decides to sing the recent TikTok hit "MOTHER ATE" by Jane Bell. It has gone viral for the lyrics "crazy how the very first sin was a woman who ate." 

- In an attempt to pimp McKenna and get her in the Top 5, they stretch the theme solely for her to incorporate songs that have "Dance" in the title. However, due to the cold that she has had since Top 14, she has been quite delirious from intense medication. Thus, she also thought this week was Disney week. She decides to sing a duet with Jack to "Can I Have This Dance" from High School Musical 3.

 

feel free to make your own and add them here

[idolfan1234]

5 minutes ago, m1key said:

it's a rainy day at home and i'm bored + the dance theme has a bunch of chaos potential imo so enjoy these flop predictions I made. 

 

- The Top 7 perform an opening number to "yes, and?" by Ariana Grande, dedicated to the haters. in the background, a montage appears of the videos Abi/Julia made reacting to hate comments, as well as screenshots from the IDF unpopular opinions thread. 

- Emmy Russell performs "High Horse" by Kacey Musgraves. Due to the high social media stats of her last performance, the producers gave her the budget to perform on an actual horse. The judges comment on how the horse was a spiritual reincarnation of Loretta Lynn and how it deeply resonated with them.

- Julia and Triston perform a duet to the iconic folktronica smash, "Timber" by Kesha and Pitbull. However, Triston sings Kesha's parts while Julia raps Pitbull's parts. The judges praise them both for their ability to defy gender roles.

- Will sings a stripped down version of Lady Gaga's cult classic "Swine" and dedicates it to the pig that he hunted. Unfortunately, PETA activists and TMZ staff storm the stage mid performance and he is unable to finish it.

- Abi realized it's been a while since she last pandered to the Christian voters at Top 24. She decides to sing the recent TikTok hit "MOTHER ATE" by Jane Bell. It has gone viral for the lyrics "crazy how the very first sin was a woman who ate." 

- In an attempt to pimp McKenna and get her in the Top 5, they stretch the theme solely for her to incorporate songs that have "Dance" in the title. However, due to the cold that she has had since Top 14, she has been quite delirious from intense medication. Thus, she also thought this week was Disney week. She decides to sing a duet with Jack to "Can I Have This Dance" from High School Musical 3.

 

feel free to make your own and add them here

None of this is going to happen - most of them are playing it safe this week (as they should) with stripped back performances with little instrumentation.

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3 minutes ago, idolfan1234 said:

None of this is going to happen - most of them are playing it safe this week (as they should) with stripped back performances with little instrumentation.

i mean it is all a joke so i would hope none of this would actualy happen

[QueenKalie]

12 minutes ago, m1key said:

 

- In an attempt to pimp McKenna and get her in the Top 5, they stretch the theme solely for her to incorporate songs that have "Dance" in the title. 

McKenna singing The Dance by Garth Brooks. 

[CarmenSandiego]

13 minutes ago, m1key said:

it's a rainy day at home and i'm bored + the dance theme has a bunch of chaos potential imo so enjoy these flop predictions I made. 

 

- The Top 7 perform an opening number to "yes, and?" by Ariana Grande, dedicated to the haters. in the background, a montage appears of the videos Abi/Julia made reacting to hate comments, as well as screenshots from the IDF unpopular opinions thread. 

- Emmy Russell performs "High Horse" by Kacey Musgraves. Due to the high social media stats of her last performance, the producers gave her the budget to perform on an actual horse. The judges comment on how the horse was a spiritual reincarnation of Loretta Lynn and how it deeply resonated with them.

- Julia and Triston perform a duet to the iconic folktronica smash, "Timber" by Kesha and Pitbull. However, Triston sings Kesha's parts while Julia raps Pitbull's parts. The judges praise them both for their ability to defy gender roles.

- Will sings a stripped down version of Lady Gaga's cult classic "Swine" and dedicates it to the pig that he hunted. Unfortunately, PETA activists and TMZ staff storm the stage mid performance and he is unable to finish it.

- Abi realized it's been a while since she last pandered to the Christian voters at Top 24. She decides to sing the recent TikTok hit "MOTHER ATE" by Jane Bell. It has gone viral for the lyrics "crazy how the very first sin was a woman who ate." 

- In an attempt to pimp McKenna and get her in the Top 5, they stretch the theme solely for her to incorporate songs that have "Dance" in the title. However, due to the cold that she has had since Top 14, she has been quite delirious from intense medication. Thus, she also thought this week was Disney week. She decides to sing a duet with Jack to "Can I Have This Dance" from High School Musical 3.

 

feel free to make your own and add them here

Well, it’s obviously not going to happen, and I thought it was just a joke, but it’s still funny!

[NGL2008]

I could've actually seen the Triston/Julia duet happening just to defy our expectations of him and Will being paired. Except they would've forced Julia to sing the Ke$ha part as is, with no improv whatsoever.