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I think his official job isn't "groundskeeper" but keeping up all the magical creatures that are supposedly on Hogwarts grounds like the Thestrals. (IDK what other magical creatures there are that Hagrid doesn't himself bring in, I guess the stuff in the Forbidden Forest and the Lake and junk). Also, yeah. I guess the best answer for that is not just "Wizards are assholes" but "Wizards are racist assholes who'd rather blame the half giant than the talented but probably evil white kid" which I guess is pretty accurate.

Everything makes more sense when you accept point 12 or whatever it is in my hottest takes "IDK maybe all wizards are just assholes"

I think that you touched on this in the first book write-up when you talked about how Dumbledore had to be like "hint hint wink wink" to Harry instead of just like telling him things. It kind of makes sense that the fate of the world is left up to a teen in like. Star Wars where the protectors were all destroyed and the numbers of people not in the fascist order are very small compared to the very large fascist order and Luke Skywalker (Leia Organa, Rei PALPATINE [smh my entire life in shambles and I hate this so much]) is the one with the power to balance the force or whatever (LOL I love Star Wars). Or in the Hunger Games, Katniss is the catalyst because of the public teen hunting execution reality show but she has like adult allies and shit. But in Harry Potter, I believe the fascist wizards are the smaller faction (and also exclusive to just like the UK?????) and the non-fascists greatly outnumber them. And yet. Harry Potter a teenager has to stop Voldemort. Despite there still being very powerful wizards like Dumbledore. And McGonnagall, and the Aurors in the Ministry of Magic. Or like allying with other countries and their wizarding schools and governments. Anyway, this is the kind of stuff I mean when I say that the world doesn't hold up. Also, Quidditch is a non-contact sport where they don't even like run. They should play each other 3 times at MINIMUM. Also, I think it's said later that in professional leagues the role of the Snitch isn't as large because the Chasers tend to be better so more points are scored via quaffles being thrown through hoops. But overall it's a very dumb sport. Soccer is ALREADY GOOD. But you couldn't have Harry be ZOMG the best and a savant at this very popular position if other people could also score points.

breaking the year structure in the 7th book is good. the preceding 6 books are bad.

twilight: the epitome of horror and mastering the grotesque when kristen stewart has to drink a blood smoothie out of a sonic cup and edward has to cut a baby out of her WITH HIS TEETH harry potter: no blood drinking. no vampires. no teeth cutting into uterus. the epitome of nothing.

twilight > harry potter. in this essay i will explain........

Valerie

i am between two songs so i gotta know what victoria and priscilla are choosing. lol.

yes. glee is absolutely awful. when they do solos or performances on stage. not as bad. when it is just these scenes in the choir room it's awful

is she? because that impacts my choice. lol i've basically been waiting for everybody else.

"Valerie" "Trouty Mouth" "Songbird" "Mine" "Girl On Fire" "Cold Hearted" "Don't Rain On My Parade" "Alfie" "The Boy Is Mine" "River Deep, Mountain High" "Rumour Has It/Someone Like You" "Survivor/I Will Survive" "Smooth Criminal" "Take My Breath Away" "Hand in My Pocket/I Feel the Earth Move" "I Say a Little Prayer for You" "Landslide" "Candyman" "Constant Craving" "What Doesn't Kill You (Stronger) "Shake It Out" "There Are Worse Things I Could Do" songs left.

i thought steven had to make the cut lol

"Valerie" "Trouty Mouth" "Songbird" "Mine" "Nutbush City Limits" "Girl On Fire" "Cold Hearted" "Don't Rain On My Parade" "Alfie" "The Boy Is Mine" "River Deep, Mountain High" "Rumour Has It/Someone Like You" "Survivor/I Will Survive" "Smooth Criminal" "Take My Breath Away" "Hand in My Pocket/I Feel the Earth Move" "I Say a Little Prayer for You" "Landslide" "Candyman" "Constant Craving" "What Doesn't Kill You (Stronger) "Shake It Out" "There Are Worse Things I Could Do" "Love Song" songs left.

victoria already saved that. but also somebody else corrected you.

aren't you younger than me.

i will work on this tonight. when i'm not fighting my wifi or trying to coerce a vending machine to please just give me my pop tarts

the part in twilight 4 part 1 where bella drinks a blood smoothie from a sonic cup is the single most horrifying movie moment of the past decade.

okay mine: Silence of the Lambs starring Halle Berry

my 26 films of the past decade: twilight 3 twilight 4 twilight 5 cats x 23

wow great minds.

is this the academy awards from the year you were born or the academy awards for the movies of the year you were born. e.g. the academy award for 2019 was parasite but the awards ceremony was in 2020.

i give nobody write-ups. i just give fully formatted helpful suggestions.

it's because when i'm making noms i start at the front of the list and go down and then i get to 18 before like. 2016. i'll start at the bottom next time.

twilight 3 robbed.

twilight 4 robbed