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Ralph Macchio "Stay Gold Ponyboy" I know that Ralph Macchio's most iconic role is the Karate Kid (so much so that he's reprising the role in Cobra Kai, a show I will not watch because it's on...Youtube Prime), but I was OBSESSED with The Outsiders when I was like 13/14 (in fact it was actually his performance as Johnny that led to him being cast as the lead in Karate Kid). So this was an exceptionally hard choice. I actually refrained from nominating Ralph Macchio during my noms because of it. Thank goodness we read the book/watched the movie in Middle School before I started crying at like 90% of the movies that I watch because I'm already known for crying during Gone with the Wind to my high school classmates. Can't have middle school embarrassment on top of that! Anyway, Ralph Macchio was a contestant on Season 12 of Dancing with the Stars and was paired with Karina. They ended up in 4th place after starting out well but kind of ending up as just okay once the challenges of going later in the season with higher expectations set in. I think he's one of the biggest non-sport names on this show just going off memory and my love for 80s movies. The fourth place was pretty deserved although I don't think anybody would be mad in 2021 if history somehow rewrote itself so that he placed higher than Kirstie Alley (who back in Season 12 days so like 2011 she was more known for replacing Diane Chambers on Cheers than being a right wing Scientologist. So. Saving: Hines Ward

ugh fine. my kindle is charging so i will: cut ralph save hines

Primeape It wasn't my choice to nominate nor eliminate Primeape. But for some reason people had to Pokeball Umbreon who was a clear safe choice to win the battle to f*ck me over I guess. So I will note that down and make sure that I now remember this for the rest of my days. Didn't even nominate a favorite Eevee-lution or another favorite Gen I Pokemon of a certain rankers. SMH. Anyway, I love Primeape who is in short a mean ape. Because when you boil down all my traits you can describe me the same way. It's a Gen I fighting Pokemon and its pre-evolved form Mankey is a SAVIOR to all Pokemon Yellow players who had to have Pikachu in their fight against Brock and quickly learn that Electric does nothing and neither did quick attack. But Butterfree and Mankey got me through that battle so I've always held a soft spot for the evolutionary line. Primeape was a Pokemon of Ash's who wore his hat (ICONIC) and then Ash was like "Primeape you need to go and live your best life fighting." When will I be allowed to do the SAME????

I hope all these women that I like find love with the emotionally mature men of ClaYshia's season.

me scrutinizing every matt james action since he hosted parties during the summer despite the COVID-19 pandemic:

MATT ISN'T EVEN GOOD AT TIK TOK. Magi's face of horror was the exact same as my face. No WONDER she just decided to stay in the lake. She was probably trying to paddle away from him and out of this resort.

for some reason i missed this but i have tea on nick viall because everybody and their mother knows a sibling of his in wisconsin.

You will immediately lose it when it tell you his white mom is a huge Trumper and that until very recently was a registered Republican in the state of New York and he had to have registered AFTER Donald Trump was elected president because before then he lived in North Carolina. Which all in all is a big Y I K E S.

if matt james wasn't a douche-y frat boy i'd agree.

wow can't believe that elliott is making me choose between an asian football player and "stay gold ponyboy"

how much time do i have left? i have a snow day so i've spent it all reading a book about lesbian necromancers in space to wash my brain of the single most painful episode of the bachelor that i've watched in my entire life.

Marill (AKA Pikablu) Marill is a cutie but also useless. It's also less cute than its baby predecessor Azurill and doesn't have the same kind of beach ball Easter Bunny energy as Azumarill. Also I think it's gotten more oval shaped in later gens and I think it's far cuter as a big circle. Bring back fat Pokemon @ Gamefreak because they are so cute. Anyway, Marill is like the Gen II Pikachu variant though less useful and less iconic and really the only one of the various "Pikachu clones" that doesn't have an electric typing. I mean I guess Pichu is really the Pikachu family representative in this gen but Marill feels so much more stereotypical of it despite the water/fairy typing. Maybe it's because I still remember when it was called Pikablu. ALSO. Because Azurill have a 75% chance to be female and Marill's gender ratio is 50:50 that means that 1 in 3 female Azurills evolve into male Marills prior to Gen VI where this was kind of fixed. FASCINATING. This along with Gender Neutral Mime. Pokemon was really trailblazing gender barriers.

I’ll vote for jolteon. Was waiting for Dee. But I think he’s busy again.

I am the only one who likes football players.

Natu Natu is congratulating you all for getting it this far when I've nominated and tried to get it cut in previous rounds. Natu is a psychic/flying type Pokemon in Gen II that I originally liked a lot for being a really accessible psychic type Pokemon early in the game and being useful for evolving in Xatu but it really doesn't hold up as well to me in later games/generations/as years pass/etc. I also think it's like both weirdly cute and terrifically ugly. Simultaneously. I know it's an early route unevolved Pokemon but its stats are not great and also do not lend confidence that they will get better. As a psychic type considering the move pool you would hope that it would have either a higher Special Attack or evolving into a higher Special Attack and it really has neither. With a SpAtk of 70 and a Speed of 70, it's incredibly mediocre. Better than Swablu though.

i do not know how to multiquote on new IDF and will NOT take the time to learn. but plz read my write-up where i mention that i only sometimes pretend to know country music!

Noms: 1. Cameron Mathison (WHO?) 2. Ty Murray (Cowboy Name) 3. Aaron Carter (obvy) 4. Katherine Jenkins (WHO????) 5. Maria Menounos (LOL remember when it was Derek who was in showmances????) 6. Kellie Pickler (for beating Zendaya TBH) 7. Brant Daugherty (ugh, for reminding me about PLL) 8. Riker Lynch (previously the biggest ringer who had competed with his professional contemporaries in ballroom competitions and Allison couldn't even get a win with him LOL) 9. Willow Shields (A CHILD) 10. Jodie Sweetin (words do not do an adequate job of expressing how much I hate Full House and its Netflix sequel Fuller House) 11. Jana Kramer (supposedly a country singer) 12. Terra Jolé ("Jolé released a full album of children’s songs titled Penny’s Playlist.) 13. Sasha Pieterse (Again, reminding me about PLL) 14. Lauren Alaina (LOLOLOLOLOLOL I forgot she was on this show until I saw her on the list and had to change my initial noms to include her and LOLOLOL I cannot believe that somebody who didn't even WIN American Idol was famous enough to be on DWTS. Were they just like. Scraping the bottom of the barrel???? LOLOLOL)

@.Rei what do I have to do write-ups on?

my write-ups are ART. and also. ugh now I have to choose like 20 people to nominate. 14 people?

Chuck Wicks I am cutting Chuck because 1) I know who DeMarcus Ware is and 2) Chuck sounded like a cowboy name and so I assumed he was either associated with bulls or country music! But even before I googled him I was like "Wait, I think this man had the bad taste to date Julianne Hough (bisexual) (also somebody who didn't realize blackface was inappropriate in the year of our lord 2013)." And LO AND BEHOLD I WAS RIGHT. I knew that Chuck Wicks was Julianne's ex before I knew that he was a country singer. I sometimes pretend to know country music but I certainly do not know like any men aside from Sam "Body Like a Back Road" Last Name and like that one man married to that one woman. Not Garth Brooks. But you know who I am talking about. And I have certainly NEVER heard of Chuck Wicks or any of his music. I am not going to listen but I imagine he sounds like. Trace Adtkins. Is that a country singer? I am probably spelling his name wrong. Oh, I also know Mr. Nicole Kidman and Mr. Ex-Renee. Who are two different men. Anyway, Chuck was on Season 8 of Dancing with the Stars and was Julianne's last partner. She was only on for five seasons, and yet, it feels like she was on for an eternity. Probably because she later judged. SMH. They placed 6th. He danced a variety of dances considering that he was on until week 8 but I choose to watch NONE of them. In a season with Melissa Rycroft, Gilles Marini, and Shawn Johnson he has none of the highest scores in any genre of dance. But he also has none of the lowest scores either. The word for that is average. Or if you are being harsh, mediocre. But truly it all boils down to a singular forgettable. Nobody knows who Chuck Wicks is.

cut chuck save demarcus