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Honestly, they might’ve given up on him and know he has no shot at winning no matter how hard they try.

LMAO the coachs faces is the literal definition of yikes

Did Carter and Larriah too ?

God bless Kelly for giving us so many reaction gifs, what a generous queen !

It’s a tough call I think, if it was a regular season with KO instead of CB, who would’ve been in his playoffs team ? He would’ve dropped Karly, Oliv and Carter for sure, and either one of Andrew or Selki. Which leaves Gyth, Dexter, Kim Cherry and let’s say Andrew + he would’ve stolen Kendra back. Then I guess the PV go to Gyth and Dexter, he might’ve saved Kim for diversity. Or even Kendra who knows, I think he saved Oliv only because she won her cross battle, while the other two lost (even if Kendra was due to the Adam stigma).

Blinds Battles Cross Battles Live Playoffs Format : 8 overall PV + 1 CS per coach Ali Caldwell – Times Have Changed (Irma Thomas) Kimberly Nichole – What’s Up ? (4 Non Blondes) Maelyn Jarmon – Fallingwater (Maggie Rogers) Myracle Holloway – Get Here (Oleta Adams) Kyla Jade – How Great Thou Art (Carl Boberg) Rose Short – What Have You Done for me Lately (Janet Jackson) Cami Clune – Never Tear Us Apart (INXS) Kelsie Watts – The Voice Within (Christina Aguilera) Everyone flops except my 8 queens who obviously get the PVs, which means there’s no one left for my CS. John begs me to give him my additional spot so he can save both Celia Babini and Bailey Rae but I told him nope not in a million years. Chrissy was in the audience yelling and screaming that he should pick Bailey Rae, he chose Celia. Someone’s gonna sleep on the couch. Eventually I gave a second save to Kelly because she deserves it, however she decides to use it for Jej Vinson and Shane Q, what a stubborn queen. Blake saved Kim Cherry. Snoop Dogg is the fifth coach on the Comeback Stage and he advanced Ayanna Joni after her wonderful performance of No Tears Left To Cry.

Blinds Battles Cross Battles Plot twist : Blake shows up with pink dyed hair and receives immediate backlash all over social media, he lost Minivan support and no longer the king of the show. All these delusional coachs keep thinking they can beat my team and throwing at me some supposed frontrunners. Kelly basically told I should be afraid of Jej Vinson, there was also that girl whose name is Celia I believe, nevermind. Ali Caldwell – No Ordinary Love (Sade) Kimberly Nichole – If You Love Somebody Set Them Free (Sting) Maelyn Jarmon – Mad World (Tears for Fears) Myracle Holloway – Can We Talk (Tevin Campbell) Kyla Jade – You Don’t Own Me (Lesley Gore) Rose Short – Big White Room (Jessie J) Cami Clune – I Put A Spell On You (Annie Lennox) Kelsie Watts – The Joke (Brandi Carlile) All of them advance to the playoffs as they should, while Team Blake gets swiped out. Karma.

The panel we deserved for the 10th anniversary

Battles : Battle advisor : The contestants enter the rehearsal room and they see Kane Brown, so they start faking smiles and excitement as if he can bring anything to the table. After everyone is done with the bullsh*t, Kane removes his disguise and they find out that it was Lady Gaga the whole time trolling us, lmao such an icon. Ali Caldwell vs. Tanner Gomes – 9 to 5 (Dolly Parton) – Ali rocked the stage even though the song is not in her wheelhouse. Tanner tried some twangy tricks to impress Blake and Kelly but it didn’t work, she told him that her favorite cowboy was Blake actually. Kimberly Nichole vs. Ryan Sill – House Of The Rising Sun (The Animals) – She murdered that kid on national television. After that, he begged me to pick him instead cause he apparently has the potential to be a snowflake killer. He didn’t want to leave the stage so the security had to move his ass, so dramatic I hope TPTB won’t edit that out. Maelyn Jarmon vs. Tate Brusa – The Scientist (Coldplay) – From the first few notes, Tate’s voice started cracking all over the place so I pretty much told him to shut up and let the queen show him how it’s supposed to be done. Myracle Holloway vs. Jamal Corrie – Breathin (Ariana Grande) – The other coaches thought the song choice was confusing and ironic given how much out of breath and pitchy Jamal was and all chose Myracle as the winner of the battle. Kyla Jade vs. Jermaine Paul – This Is Me (Keala Settle) – Kyla without even showing her full potential overpowered him and turned him into her backup singer (wait …). Nevermind, she destroyed him and won the battle fairly. Rose Short vs. Gyth Rigdon – God’s Country (Blake Shelton) – Odd pairing but I wanted Rose to show people the versatile queen she is, everyone is shook. BIake called it the best version of the song ever and begged her on his knees to record it with him. Beforehand I bribed TPTB to put this battle on the last taping so no one could steal Gyth. Game over. Steals : Cami Clune & Kelsie Watts Plot twist : At the end of the last taping, Carson announces that the next round would be the cross battles, rumor has it that some people in the audience fainted, my team is not shaking at all. According to an IDF’s spoiler source, Kyla reportedly said Hold my beer to the person next to her.

Keisha, Tayler and either one of Max or Presley for the top 3 + a KO steal You should definitely replace Nick !

Blinds : 12 per team Rose Short – Preach (John Legend) Ryan Sill – I lived (OneRepublic) * Ali Caldwell – Dangerous Woman (Ariana Grande) Tate Brusa – Perfect (Ed Sheeran) Kimberly Nichole – Nutbush City Limits (Tina Turner) Jamal Corrie – Be Alright (Dean Lewis) Maelyn Jarmon – Fields of Gold (Sting) Jermaine Paul – Complicated (Avril Lavigne) Myracle Holloway – When I Was Your Man (Bruno Mars) Tanner Gomes – Cowboys and Angels (Dustin Lynch) ** Kyla Jade – See Saw (Aretha Franklin) Gyth Rigdon – Drift Away (John Henry Kurtz) *** * Yikes but it was the first taping so I wasn't that picky ** I wanted to clean the button and pressed it by mistake, no one else turned so I was stuck with him. I was so mad I didn’t sleep that night *** It was the last audition of the season and I was the only one with a spot left, I didn’t care cause I already had my team of queens and Blake pretty much begged me to turn for him so he can steal him in the battles. Stay tuned for the battles

I know I was just referring to the S16 drama lmao

Well, Adam won cause Tessanne and Jordan cared enough to chose him (omg wouldn't have been HILARIOUS if Adam won season 1 and then never again till he moves his ass and quit 8 years later) I'm super torn, I want a robegate part 2 but I do like Kelly I don't want her to get roasted

What about the first chair ?

Can't wait for the playoffs flop prediction thread, there was some hilarious stuff last season

I swear he would be cancelled and I don't care whether or not it's the right thing to do

Holy sh*t

I think Nelson would've won the KO against Mike, I feel like they were equal in John's eyes and based on the KO performance I think he enjoyed Nelson's more, he thought he had a shot at winning the 4-way (because he's delusional and overestimates his voting power, he won because Maelyn cared enough to chose him but that's another debate ) In the scenario of Allegra winning the 4-way, she would've still been Nick's save I think. Samantha would've definitely got Kelly's save. Yeah Carter wins the 4-way, not debatable even if the other 3 did good. Whether Taryn got more votes than Sid or not remains unknown so I don't know who fights for the WC. With John H. out of the equation, Julia would've had a real shot at the CS. On Gwen's team, you assumed that Larriah made the playoffs but what if she actually lost to Chloe Hogan ? I think it's a possibility, Gwen let go of Chloe cause she knew Carte was her ticket for the finale/win but I can see Payge/Chloe/Joseph as her KO winners + Ben and Carter. She might have picked Ben for the CS anyway. Ryan G. still gets DQ cause he's an idiot He would've taken Tanner down and then DQ which leaves Team Kelly with only 3 members and Madeline gets to sing for the WC by default.

I just thought the same, she was already at the top of John's save list but she really delivers she might take that PV

Yeah he still can go far with that alone, but he needs good songs too and I'm not that confident that John will pick the right ones

Yeah hers too

I barely felt the passion or the emotion, but maybe I'm biased with Evvie's version

Just listened to him, I only like the beggining of the song and then it felt flat to me, sorry y'all

Love at first sight

After he told Kailey Abel that she would be in the finale and dumped her (shame on you Blake), I’m not buying his sh*t anymore