*Amanda

Of course they made it the episode title.

Ray & Caro.

"It can't be that easy" Yes, it is that easy.

Guys, it says The Amazing Race. That's what you're looking for.

"We don't feel old" *Penn falls over.*

Lulu & Lala surviving.

Having the boringly competent all male teams finish 1st & 2nd is not a fun way to start the season. LOL.

#3 Gemma Atkinson & Gorka Márquez - "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" (Jive): 53 Mark Wright & Janette Manrara - "Christmas Wrapping" (Salsa): 7 Joe Sugg & Dianne Buswell - "Sleigh Ride" (Street/Commercial): 56 Debbie McGee & Kevin Clifton - "Jingle Bells" (Quickstep): 5 + Joe & Dianne - Mark & Janette

HALVING & #3 Toni Braxton & Alec Mazo - "I Can't Make You Love Me" (Rumba): 33 Brooke Burke & Derek Hough - "Palladio, First Movement" (Paso Doble): 11 Warren Sapp & Kym Johnson - "Malagueña" (Paso Doble): 11 + Toni & Alec - Warren & Kym

#3 John Whaite & Johannes Radebe - "He's a Pirate" (Paso Doble): 24 John Whaite & Johannes Radebe - "Milord" (Charleston): 13 Rose Ayling-Ellis & Giovanni Pernice - "Fallin'" (Viennese Waltz): 17 Rose Ayling-Ellis & Giovanni Pernice - "Shivers" (Tango): 101 AJ Odudu & Kai Widdrington - "Dangerous Woman" (Viennese Waltz): 5 AJ Odudu & Kai Widdrington - "Don't Bring Lulu" (Charleston): 66 Rose Ayling-Ellis & Giovanni Pernice - "Symphony" (Contemporary): 15 Rhys Stephenson & Nancy Xu - "The Charleston" (Charleston): 1 Rose Ayling-Ellis & Giovanni Pernice - "A Evaristo Carriego" (Argentine Tango): 33 AJ Odudu & Kai Widdrington - "Sing, Sing, Sing (With A Swing)" (Quickstep): 34 John Whaite & Johannes Radebe - "Hometown Glory" (Contemporary): 33 AJ Odudu & Kai Widdrington - "Show Me Heaven" (Rumba): 8 + Rose & Giovanni Argentine Tango - AJ & Kai Viennese Waltz

#3 Tilly & Nikita: Week 2 - "Yes Sir, That's My Baby" (Charleston): 17 Week 5 - "Little Things" (Foxtrot): 35 Week 6 - "Spooky Movies" (Cha-Cha): 13 Week 7 - "Kings & Queens" (Tango): 9 Week 8 - "I Won't Dance" (Quickstep): 9 Week 9 -"Revolting Children" (Couple's Choice - Street/Commercial): 17 Week 10 - "Levitating" (Samba): 0 + Foxtrot - Samba

#3 Cody Rigsby & Cheryl Burke Week 2 : "Don't Go Yet" (Salsa) - 4 Week 4.2 : "Gaston" (Viennese Waltz) - 7 Week 5 : "We Go Together" (Quickstep) - 10 Week 6 : "There Will Be Blood" (Cha-Cha) - 9 Week 7 : "You’re My Best Friend" (Foxtrot) - 35 Week 8 : "Black Cat" (Paso Doble) - 26 Week 9 : "Danza Kurduro" (Salsa) - 9 Week 9 : "La Cumparsita" (Argentine Tango) - 10 Week 10 : "Free Your Mind" (Paso Doble / Cha Cha Fusion) - 10 Week 10 : "Symphony No. 5" / "Nails, Hair, Hips, Heels" (Freestyle) - 10 + Foxtrot - Viennese Waltz

Ah yes, the return of the Canadian fan wars where I remain neutral while everyone else argues.

Luckily the really questionable and controversial cuts were rectified by the twist of us getting to save dancers at the end of each cycle so said dancers are still in.

Wally seeing the Tara-Jean and Melody cuts:

It's always fun to see which rankers choose fodder cuts and which rankers choose chaos.

I forgot that Kelvin was one of those celebs constantly lowballed in the rating thread during their season even after their perfect 10 worthy dances until this post and now I'm mad all over again that his Quickstep & Showdance were denied the perfect scores they deserved.

#2 Gemma Atkinson & Gorka Márquez - "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" (Jive): 50 Mark Wright & Janette Manrara - "Christmas Wrapping" (Salsa): 9 Joe Sugg & Dianne Buswell - "Sleigh Ride" (Street/Commercial): 54 Debbie McGee & Kevin Clifton - "Jingle Bells" (Quickstep): 8 + Joe & Dianne - Mark & Janette

#2 Cody Rigsby & Cheryl Burke Week 2 : "Don't Go Yet" (Salsa) - 7 Week 4.2 : "Gaston" (Viennese Waltz) - 9 Week 5 : "We Go Together" (Quickstep) - 10 Week 6 : "There Will Be Blood" (Cha-Cha) - 10 Week 7 : "You’re My Best Friend" (Foxtrot) - 31 Week 8 : "Black Cat" (Paso Doble) - 23 Week 9 : "Danza Kurduro" (Salsa) - 10 Week 9 : "La Cumparsita" (Argentine Tango) - 10 Week 10 : "Free Your Mind" (Paso Doble / Cha Cha Fusion) - 10 Week 10 : "Symphony No. 5" / "Nails, Hair, Hips, Heels" (Freestyle) - 10 + Foxtrot - Viennese Waltz

#2 John Whaite & Johannes Radebe - "He's a Pirate" (Paso Doble): 24 John Whaite & Johannes Radebe - "Milord" (Charleston): 14 Rose Ayling-Ellis & Giovanni Pernice - "Fallin'" (Viennese Waltz): 17 Rose Ayling-Ellis & Giovanni Pernice - "Shivers" (Tango): 99 AJ Odudu & Kai Widdrington - "Dangerous Woman" (Viennese Waltz): 8 AJ Odudu & Kai Widdrington - "Don't Bring Lulu" (Charleston): 66 Rose Ayling-Ellis & Giovanni Pernice - "Symphony" (Contemporary): 15 Rhys Stephenson & Nancy Xu - "The Charleston" (Charleston): 3 Rose Ayling-Ellis & Giovanni Pernice - "A Evaristo Carriego" (Argentine Tango): 32 AJ Odudu & Kai Widdrington - "Sing, Sing, Sing (With A Swing)" (Quickstep): 33 John Whaite & Johannes Radebe - "Hometown Glory" (Contemporary): 31 AJ Odudu & Kai Widdrington - "Show Me Heaven" (Rumba): 8 + Rose & Giovanni Argentine Tango - Rhys & Nancy Charleston

#2 Tilly & Nikita: Week 2 - "Yes Sir, That's My Baby" (Charleston): 15 Week 3 - "The Nicest Kids in Town" (Jive): 0 Week 5 - "Little Things" (Foxtrot): 32 Week 6 - "Spooky Movies" (Cha-Cha): 13 Week 7 - "Kings & Queens" (Tango): 10 Week 8 - "I Won't Dance" (Quickstep): 10 Week 9 -"Revolting Children" (Couple's Choice - Street/Commercial): 16 Week 10 - "Levitating" (Samba): 4 + Foxtrot - Jive

#2 Toni Braxton & Alec Mazo - "I Can't Make You Love Me" (Rumba): 63 Brooke Burke & Derek Hough - "Palladio, First Movement" (Paso Doble): 21 Misty May-Treanor & Maks Chmerkovskiy - "Take Me Out" (Paso Doble): 4 Warren Sapp & Kym Johnson - "Malagueña" (Paso Doble): 21 Cody Linley & Julianne Hough - "Bleeding Love" (Rumba): 1 + Toni & Alec - Cody & Julianne

Oh right, I forgot you didn't stan her until she placed 2nd and ruined the producers' dream Taylor & Lex top 2.

He would've been fighting with all of us if he joined during that season since we all hated Lex and stanned KiKo.

I still remember the judges acting like Taylor & Lex's An American In Paris was the greatest thing they've ever seen and all of our reactions in the live discussion thread when we heard their comments.