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Elliott

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  1. The Stepfather (1987 dir. by Joseph Ruben) Phantasm II (1988 dir. by Don Coscarelli) Save these please.
  2. She also tried to come for Aaliyah back when Queen of the Damned was being made.
  3. Shutter (2004) Oh, another Americanized Japanese horror remake that completely loses all the things that made the original so effective. The script was sh*t, the directing was sh*t, the acting was sh*t, the completely predictable reveal of the plot twist was sh*t, this movie in general was just sh*t. Everyone, do yourselves a favour and watch the original that's actually good and not this abomination! Joshua Jackson looked hot as f*ck in it though, don't judge me. I don't know if this is one hundred words or not, so I'll just reiterate that this remake sucked and you should just watch the Japanese original if you want to actually be creeped out by the plot. SAVE: Jason Lives
  4. Audrey Rose (1977 dir. by Robert Wise) It was while googling the above photo, I discovered there's also a porn star by the name of Audrey Rose, so my write-up will now be the video below:
  5. Interview with the Vampire (1994 dir. by Neil Jordan) Meh.
  6. Dawn of the Dead (2004 dir. by Zack Snyder) Dawn of the Dead (1978) is timeless! This remake was extremely unnecessary, and I say this as someone who isn't opposed to remakes.
  7. Sleepy Hollow (1999 dir. by Tim Burton) Christina Ricci is in this so I don't want to cut it, but Johnny Depp is in it, so I will cut it.
  8. And the two alternate versions of the Head Over Feet video!
  9. Me trying to figure out why @Deeee rushed me to finish my write-ups at midnight last night when he still hasn't posted the rest of the songs:
  10. I can’t responsibly rank a song from Under Rug Swept high.
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