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Kelly & Christy Season 13 Enjoy this stupidly huge picture. You all know how it is with image search for TAR teams, the pics are always either stupidly huge or stupidly small, and hell if I'm going to go through the effort of resizing them myself. Anyway, I actually meant to post in this round yesterday, but Josh & Brent were the only team I was interested in saving and they were cut. I'm glad they at least managed to avoid being one of the very first cuts like I predicted. And yes I'm putting this information in the write-up to articifically increase the word count. I haven't watched season 13 in years and remember almost nothing about it. I remember liking Kelly & Christy because they were an all-female team and I liked teams purely for that reason back in the day. They were huge morons though, which would probably still make them entertaining to me if I were to watch the season now. They're probably also the reason I hated Nick & Starr so much because I don't remember what they did that offended me so. Save Denise & James Earl

Save Denise & James Earl Cut I literally don't care all of them Kelly & Christy

Aly & Steve Season 26 Aly & Steve are a team of Dating Olympians from season 26. As a heterosexual couple from a season purposely filled to the brim with hetereosexual couples, I remember literally nothing about them! I think they pissed some other team off at some point? Whatever. I think I cut another season 26 couple (oh it was Jelani & Jenny, aka a fake couple) and in that writeup I mentioned the only redeemable teams from this season are Hayley & Blair and to a lesser extent, Mike & Rochelle. The other teams were either boring, competent, boring AND competent, or had punchable faces. Ok word count complete, thank goodness. Save Derek & Drew

Did it really take four rankers before Derek & Drew got saved? Save Derek & Drew Cut Aly & Steve

Bobby Bennett Season 5 Bobby Bennett made the top 24 in season 5 of American Idol. Despite not caring much for this season overall, I look back on the semifinals fondly. There were many great performances, all of my favorites were still in the competition, and the contestants seemed to be having so much fun. Bobby didn't last long, I mean he was basically fodder lmao. I don't think he got any airtime before the semis and they made him sing Copacabana of all songs. Not the greatest first impression. He seems to be doing well for himself now though! Looks like he lost a lot of weight according to photos I found on Twitter, and he's openly gay, so good for him! Save Aloha Mischeaux & Michelle Delamor

Damn, really slim pickings left. Save Aloha & Michelle Cut Bobby

Imagine a nomination list that includes the Roman brothers and the first action is an attempt to cut Zoanette.

I'd say Ken & Tina were a likable separated couple, especially since they ended up reconciling (and their marriage is still strong to this day ).

I don't guess this is the greatest top 20, but I don't think this is the greatest season lol so I don't really mind. Most of my top favorites all made it in.

She's going to advance the two Allison performances. lmao

They're divorced now so I choose to believe Rachel took all his money from the settlement.

Millie & Chuck Season 4 Finally! I've been wanting to get rid of Millie Mole and the Werewolf forever. This team's hook was that they were a wholesome dating Christian couple who were still virgins and everything. This is despite the fact that they had no chemistry and clearly didn't even like each other. Watching their relationship implode as they got more and more miserable throughout the race actually got uncomfortable to watch at times. I think people also don't realize they were enormous assh*les? Seriously, if Kelly & Jon and Reichen & Chip were a 10 on the assh*le scale, Millie was AT LEAST a 9.5. She started alliances with other crappy teams that got eliminated early, ostracizing other teams in the process, and then wondered why nobody liked her near the end of the race. She constantly nagged at Chuck to do things her way and wouldn't even consider his opinion on things, and then bitched about how he treated her on the rare occasion they DID do things his way. It's just little things like that which add up that really grind my gears. Basically, this team was good for two (well, maybe three) things: 1. Millie smashing her face into a fiacre, 2. Kelly & Jon taking the piss out of them all race, 3. The deathmatch in their final leg which finally sealed their doom. Oh and I also don't doubt they (were) homophobic. Just watch Chuck's reaction while Reichen & Chip were coming out to everyone. Save Colin & Christie

Save Colin & Christie Cut Millie & Chuck

Honey, you preaching to the choir lmao. I can't until season 10 where I cut all the IDF sweethearts and prevent people cutting Naima & Jacob. Alexis Grace "I Never Loved A Man (The Way I Love You)" - (2) Derek, Gigi Allison Iraheta "Give In To Me" - (7) Alex, Steven, Diana, Elliott, Chris, Derek, Victoria Matt Giraud "Let's Get It On" - (1) JC Allison Iraheta "Don't Speak" - Kris Allen "She Works Hard For The Money" - (9) Chris, Amanda, Steven, Lily, Elliott, Wallace, rdhaley96, Gigi, JC Allison Iraheta "Someone To Watch Over Me" - (8) Alex, Amanda, Diana, Lily, Wallace, rdhaley96, Victoria, Kevin Adam Lambert "A Change Is Gonna Come" - (1) Kevin

Literally just list her info off WNTS. lmao

Jenn Blosil Season 15 I get why people would like her, being a quirky ~singer/songwriter~ type (and of course the blonde hair definitely would win her points from IDF) but I thought she was dreadful. I don't remember what she sang for her top 24 solo but she was paired with Constantine of all people for the duet round, where they did his "dark" interpretation of My Funny Valentine. Because JLo/Harry/Keith were the judges, she was chosen to advance to the top 14, where she was rightfully eliminated by America after singing a Justin Beiber song with glitter on her eyebrows (?). Must really suck to earn less votes than Brenda K. Starr's daughter Gianna Isabella. Save robbed queens Felicia Barton & Lisa Leuschner

Save Felicia & Lisa Cut Jenn

It's too bad Alex had to go and make his "no switching!" rule. I'd change my vote just so we could get a move on. It IS Queen Donna, after all.

I feel like this is going to be the season with the most representatives in the top 20!

Thanks! I like to think my taste is interesting, as well.

Battle 3: Kris Allen "She Works Hard For The Money" - (7) *Amanda, rdhaley96, Elliott, Derek, Wallace, JC, Megan Kris Allen "Man In The Mirror" - (10) Victoria, Diana, Alex, Steven, Priscilla, Chris, Gigi, Sola, Nico, Kevin Battle 4: Alexis Grace "I Never Loved A Man (The Way I Love You)" - (7) Chris, Victoria, Elliott, Gigi, Sola, JC, Kevin Adam Lambert "The Tracks Of My Tears" - (10) Alex, *Amanda, Diana, rdhaley96, Steven, Derek, Wallace, Priscilla, Megan, Nico Battle 6: Lil Rounds "Be Without You" - (11) Chris, Victoria, Diana, rdhaley96, Steven, Elliott, Derek, Priscilla, Gigi, Megan, Kevin Matt Giraud "Let's Get It On" - (6) Alex, *Amanda, Wallace, Sola, JC, Nico

Jelani & Jenny Season 26 Ugh I hate cutting teams from the HD seasons, it takes forever to find a pic of them on Google images that isn't huge. They were one those stupid blind date gimmicks that had no chemistry with each other and were black holes of entertainment to watch. Like they weren't a trainwreck like Bergen & Kurt, insufferable assh*les like Laura & Tyler, and didn't randomly like each other like Jeff & Jackie. They were just there, being blandly competent while having the nerve to beat out Hayley & Blairgoddess, so they can go screw themselves lmao. Apparently Jenny already had a partner while doing the race and only participated because she was too boring to be cast otherwise the blind date gimmick was an easy way to get cast or whatever. Or not, my brain could've totally made that up, but I remember reading that once and don't care enough atm to research if it was true. Save Dan & Jordan

Cut Jelani & Jenny Save Dan & Jordan

Yay, Falling Slowly and Slow Ride survived!

Don't jinx it! I just know Falling Slowly is gonna get screwed lol ugh.