*Lily

Will aim to get my cuts done in a few hours but I’ll likely be cutting Bachelor(ette) people for the above reason alone

Another iconic Bachelor bio!

Joe Buck "Ram" I understand I'm not the target audience / someone in Joe Buck's demographic so I had no idea who this was. Although admittedly one of the things I've enjoyed about the Masked Singer is that usually their first couple of boots are very good gets and it often gets the audience talking. Dick Van Dyke, Will Shatner, Kermit the Frog(!), Lil Wayne etc. So Joe Buck and Duff Goldman being the first 'big' reveals of this season seemed a little anticlimatic. Again, I get that I'm not exactly the audience so I'm probably underestimating his fame level, but I now expect first reveals to be someone utterly ridiculous that I was disappointed. Joe Buck, who is a sportscaster btw, lasted the first round before losing a sing-off to Teyana freaking Taylor lmao. Poor guy didn't stand a chance. Save Ivan Brett

John McManus The worst! Omg. I guess every season needs a villain but John was just too much. His most notable moment from the season was probably his treatment of another contestant Aaron. Aaron made a lot of attempts to get to know the other contestants, John included, but everybody seemed to have a vendetta against him - including John, who blew it all out of proportion and called him out in front of the other contestants, which reduced Aaron to tears. John doubled down on it all, claiming it was crocodile tears. But then he stormed out of the house a couple days later in an emotional breakdown for something far more trivial, I can't remember exactly. I have no doubt this show must make people crazy, people were crying by like, episode 2. But John was just a lot. Save Sami

Copper Topp Copper Topp appeared on the fourth season of Drag Race UK. I thought she seemed nice enough, but just a little out of her element in comparison to the other queens on the season. She narrowly survived the bottom two in the first week, before going on to be a part of a ridiculous six-way win in the second episode. She got really lucky here, I think she was in the bottom half of performers individually, but the other group happened to have three girls who forgot their words or choreography so.. kinda iconic Being paired up with frontrunner Cheddar Gorgeous was kinda a hindrance for her in the third, design episode. Cheddar really outshined her and her look just paled in comparison. She kept up well enough in the lip-sync, but ultimately, Black Peppa did what needed to be done and sent her home. In what is probably my favorite Black Peppa lip-sync before she kinda went all over the place for the rest of them. Save Heather Small 'Chandelier'

Penn & Teller "Hydra" I'll continue on from Akshar with more Masked Singer cuts. Penn & Teller appeared on the seventh season of the show - where they technically placed tenth but, only lasted two rounds, idk this format is all over the place. They performed three songs during their time on the show - Train's "Hey Soul Sister", "Two Princes" by Spin Doctors, and "Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top. After first surviving over Christie Brinkley, they were eventually defeated by Dog the Bounty Hunter... this show is a fever dream. Easy cut just for when I'm thinking of iconic reality TV moments from the Masked Singer, I'm obviously only thinking of Wendy Williams' "Native New Yorker" and not Penn & Teller's "Hey, Soul Sister". Save Cheryl Hole

Even with the big 'twist', I'd be shocked if anyone other than Jessica takes this

It's a mess. One guy did win a few years ago though after entering in like Week 6/7 because he coupled up with a fan favorite... Chris Underwood vibes

VOTE TO ADVANCE TWO "Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High" – Arctic Monkeys - 3 (Derek, Alex, Lily) “Colors” – Halsey - 1 (Gigi) "Disaster" – JoJo - 2 (Gigi, Derek) “Broken Clocks” – SZA - 2 (Alex, Lily)

Reece Ford Everything I said in my last cut stands here. I remember nothing of Reece. He looks like an AI-generated Love Island contestant. Reece entered right near the end of the season, and he made the decision to couple up with another of the people who entered at the same point. So when there was a public vote for the least compatible couples... obviously the couple who had been there for 3 days were going to lose out compared to the people who had been on screens for weeks. It's a bit of a flaw in the Love Island format, sometimes it's worked but a lot of the times these late entries bring nothing.

Lacey Edwards For context, Love Island usually lasts about eight weeks. Over time, they'll introduce 'bombshell' contestants to tempt the fate of the other contestants who may be in couples or looking to find new connections. It's a great feature of Love Island. Except for when they bring these people in, in like Week 6 or 7. This is what happened with both Lacey and Reece, and so I don't remember a lot or have much to say. There are some great Love Island contestants who I'd like to see keep around, but unfortunately, neither of these people had enough time to really prove themselves as interesting reality TV personalities.

Save Devix / Morriah Cut Reece / Lacey

VOTE TO ADVANCE SIX "All I Ask" – Adele - 5 (Steven, Gigi, Erik, Chris, Lily) "Turning Tables" – Adele - 9 (Rei, Gigi, Erik, Richard, Chris, Tom, Steven, Nico, Wallace) "Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High" – Arctic Monkeys - 4 (Rei, Alex, Derek, Corey) ”Cut to the Feeling” – Carly Rae Jepsen - 4 (Rei, Richard, Nico, Wallace) "Shake It Out" – Florence + The Machine - 9 (Rei, Alex, Erik, Corey, Richard, Chris, Tom, Nico, Wallace) “Colors” – Halsey - 4 (Gigi, Derek, Akshar, Richard) "Disaster" – JoJo - 3 (Steven, Derek, Wallace) "Follow Your Arrow" – Kacey Musgraves - 5 (Derek, Akshar, Chris, Tom, Nico) "Slow Burn" – Kacey Musgraves - 6 (Derek, Akshar, Richard, Chris, Tom, Lily) "Space Cowboy" – Kacey Musgraves - 5 (Gigi, Erik, Akshar, Chris, Tom) "Judas" – Lady Gaga - 4 (Rei, Gigi, Corey, Richard) "Touch" – Little Mix - 10 (Steven, Alex, Gigi, Erik, Akshar, Corey, Tom, Nico, Wallace, Lily) "Motivation" – Normani - 6 (Steven, Alex, Akshar, Corey, Wallace, Lily) "Chantaje" – Shakira feat. Maluma - 6 (Steven, Rei, Alex, Derek, Corey, Lily) “Broken Clocks” – SZA - 4 (Alex, Erik, Nico, Lily)

Hayden Markowitz I literally don’t know what to say. Why did I choose this man. 100 words? I’ve watched very few Bachelor shows. But I feel like a lot of the focus is on like, 5-6 of the contestants and then how are you ever supposed to remember the other 20. According to his bio, Hayden tries not to take life so seriously - because he loves to golf, hit the beach and work his magic on the grill. But that’s not all apparently. Hayden also LOVES country music, his pet dog Rambo, and baked potatoes! I would buy a coffee table book of Bachelor contestant bios. Anyway he got kicked out in week 4. He didn’t take it very well and called both of the leads the b-word apparently. Not a lot more to say. Save Osei White

Art. (btw this was also completely unprompted)

Motivation - Normani

Sorry - Halsey

Channeling my inner RuPaul by asking you to save Black Peppa for the next ten rounds despite it logically being her time to go

Devin Walker Molaghan / Tori Deal It’s been a while since I watched a full season of The Challenge. I find it super hard to keep up with all the interconnected relationships, rivalries, feuds etc. But like Derek said before, I can seamlessly follow basically every season of Drag Race so I’m not sure why I’ve found the Challenge Cinematic Universe so hard. Anyway, my small memories of Devin and Tori from past seasons was that I didn’t really like either of them. I felt like they had real try-hard personalities.. Devin in particular? It’s the case with a lot of the Challenge folk. I suppose they’re playing up to their personas a lot. Devin and Tori both partnered up for their seventh season, and with the latest season, won their first Challenge each. They only faced elimination once in the first episode. I think this is good right? Like I guess maybe they had good strategies at hand to avoid the elimination round as long as they did. Looking at the finalists, lol I know Nany and Aneesa have basically been doing this for decades and haven’t won so kinda a funny endgame. From what I saw I was rooting for the rookie girl who basically ended up like this at the final. Save Kerri ‘Tranos’ Colby

Save Kerri Cut Devin/Tori

She showed up stoned, gave us nothing all season and dipped. Kinda stan!

Miss Moço Not at my laptop atm so I’ll add a pic later on. First boots on reality tv shows such as Drag Race often get a bad rep. But save a prayer for the forgotten second boots. Often not remembered for being the worst, but not there long enough to be remembered at all. Miss Moço just happened to be one of those for me. I don’t remember a lot about her drag, her personality, etc. Other than when she just about survived in the first week, you could already kinda tell she wasn’t going to have the same luck a week later. I think she was clearly a talented queen, props to anyone who puts themselves on such a platform, but I think she just lacked the it factor to make her stand out amongst her castmates. Ultimately she is probably just one of the more forgettable queens to come from Canada’s Drag Race’s three-season run, for me. Save Claire

Save Claire Cut Miss Moco

@Alex95 and I are cutting “Church Bells” and “New Year’s Day”