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qmta: actually janel and val were the first jenna/val breakup because he "dated" amber rose in the second

derek didn't even write about how during jenna and val's second breakup he hooked up with janel after she broke up with her boyfriend during the course of the show. SMH. anyway, pulling my notebook out (third one since the first belongs to wally and the second to sola) and adding in after alex's scribbled postscript: derek has an agenda against lesbians and also people involved in the jenna/val saga which i so painstakingly detailed.

what do you have against my lesbian agenda

omg send me your list so i can send you mine. i'm trying to be nice to EVERYBODY

i am open to deals. and by that anybody who sends me a list of people not to cut i won't cut them. unless somehow you all choose all 23 celebrities left, then i will decide which one of you is my least favorite in this rankdown (by prior record that's wally) and will cut from their list

a whole separate notebook

wally is my entire notebook. alex gets a postscript that was hastily scribbled out when he didn't cut mel b

elliott and i are perfect teammates because we each keep notebooks of everybody who has wronged us in every rankdown

and megan

tbf i am so invested in this rankdown elliott could have been like "megan and i had a DEEP and THOROUGH discussion and we decided to give immunity to XXXXXX" and i would have been like "sure, yes, that's the exact order of events that happened. love our immunity choice."

I didn't have twitter up!

so demanding

wow wally SHAFTING Emmitt and his fans by not even posting a video. SMH!!!!!!!

i watch exclusively love island UK AND have a friend here from the UK (do not ask me where I am BAD at geography) so i am knowledgeable in british slang probably.

i think a "pip pip" is supposed to go in front of it.

wally's emmitt write-up: "gosh this is so hard because this is so close to the end but i have to cut emmitt because while i love him and he's a really great dancer i just don't love him that much. sorry to all his fans here but it's just getting so close and he made it really far *20 paragraph recap detailing his journey piece by piece followed by a video""

i can't believe that somehow i've made it to the end of dancing with the stars rankdown without getting three strikes by forgetting my write-ups in a timely manner

Calvin Johnson Jr was a first ballot HOFer and well deserved.

Lance Bass I am saving Simone who is a greater GOAT of all sports than T*m "I kiss my son on the lips and proudly display a MAGA hat and then use my white privilege so I never have to talk about Politics" Br*dy. I mean, Simone has four skills named after her, and all four have only been performed by her. Her vault skill is the highest base vault score in women's gynmastics and her Biles II floor technique is the highest difficulty base score in both Women's AND Men's gymnastics. Simone has literally never seen not a gold medal in All-Around at World's. Her weakest area, uneven bars, still lands her in the Top 5 IN THE WORLD (and she actually medaled in it in 2018). ABSURD. She and Serena are the only two athletes we should bet talking about in the GOAT of GOATS convo. Anyway, this isn't about how PHENOMENAL Simone is but my cutting of Lance Bass. Who was in the boy band N*Sync and paired with the always incredible Lacey Schwimmer as her first partner in Season 7 where they placed third behind Brooke Burke and Warren Sapp who was famously accused of sexual harrassment and misconduct so we can just forget him and place Lance second in our brains. You know he could have beaten both and that would have felt well-deserved. I miss Lacey Schwimmer. He was a great dancer but this is a good group of nominees so he gets cut. Saving: Simone Biles

good thing I write my list in PENCIL

Alex joining Wally in the CRIMES against WLW in this rankdown in my LIST OF CRIMES AGAINST ME on IDF in my notebook

LOLOLOL I also had my save all written up and it didn't happen.

Save Simone Cut Lance