2024 Dancing with the Stars Rankdown

[Alex95]

@*Lily is up next to nominate 12 dancers. She cannot nominate anyone immune or that was saved last round.

[totes4totes]

9 hours ago, *Lily said:

Save Antonio Brown

I see @*Lily is just waiting for my "yearly" Antonio Brown takedown post.

[*Lily]

 

Evander Holyfield

Wayne Newton

Lawrence Taylor

Martina Navratilova

Andy Dick

Antonio Sabato Jr.

Tavis Smiley

Paula Deen

Bonner Bolton

Johnny Damon

Bobby Bones

John Schneider

[Elliott]

14 hours ago, totes4totes said:

Noms:

Tucker Carlson

Floyd Mayweather Jr.

Bristol Palin

Candace Cameron Bure

Sadie Robertson

Antonio Brown

Von Miller

Geraldo Rivera

Rick Perry

Ray Lewis

Sean Spicer

Adrian Peterson

 

The lack of Martina Navratilova in your moms smh

[Elliott]

13 hours ago, *Chris said:

FAVOURITE DANCE: N/A
 

[totes4totes]

2 minutes ago, Elliott said:

The lack of Martina Navratilova in your moms smh

Look there were a lot of people I had to come against and the TERF lesbian didn't cause any physical harm. And life punished her with like two cancers at once. And her bisexual wife is maybe faking the bisexual part. (COME TO ME FOR MY RHOM THEORIES)

[totes4totes]

Cut Martina Navritilova

Save Bobby Bones

[FrogLenzen]

I'll cut Andy... jfc who should I save?

[totes4totes]

Martina Navratilova

 

I almost saved Martina Navratilova because like on the ladder of how many actual crimes are committed and like the TERF-iest TERFs is Martina Navratilova actually high on that list. But I was afraid if I used my save on her then somebody would cut Bobby Bones and c'mon I hate the guy as much as anybody else but as far as I know he hasn't like raped anybody or beat a partner or child. Anyway, I obviously can do the best Martina Navratilova write-up and she's not long for this game so why save her when I can do the write-up.

 

Martina Navratilova is a tennis legend. Like if you are gonna sit down with the sports history books and list like greatest tennis players of all-time OF COURSE you are gonna give a shout out to Martina. And I wish she had stayed there and she could have been right there along with Billie Jean King when people talk about the icons of women's sports! Instead she's gonna go down with Maggie Court, somebody who she hates and who hates her, because she has become the most prominent lesbian TERF in women's sports. Hopefully in this forum I don't have to explain that trans women are women and trans women (and non-binary people) deserve and should be allowed to compete in women's sports. This pathetic attack against transgender people in the name of protecting the "sanctity" and "fairness" with regards to women's sports is such bullshit. It's bullshit transphobia and that kind of bullshit belief about what constitutes a real woman has also harmed cis women. Look at how Caster Semenya has been fighting for her entire career. These past summer Olympics two Namibian teens were banned for naturally high testosterone levels. It's no coincidence that these kinds of people target transgender people and as a fun little bonus for them black women end up harmed as well.

 

Martina Navratilova desperately wants to be seen as a progressive champion for women's rights, for gay rights, for anti-communist beliefs. But when you find yourself siding with the bozos over at Fox News on ANY stance, maybe it's time to take a long look in the mirror. People can change (Diana Nyad recanted her TERF-y views with regards to women in sports) but instead of taking a mea culpa, Martina wants to continue to dig herself in to a deeper and deeper hole.

 

Also she was a shitty dancer.

[*Chris]

Cutting Antonio Sabato Jr. 

Saving Bonner Bolton

[Elliott]

39 minutes ago, totes4totes said:

I hate the guy as much as anybody else but as far as I know he hasn't like raped anybody or beat a partner or child.

No but he does keep giving G*bby B*rrett air time.

[QueenKalie]

40 minutes ago, Elliott said:

No but he does keep giving G*bby B*rrett air time.

He did give Kalie Shorr a podcast so for that reason he can stay for a bit.

[*Chris]

ANTONIO SABATO JR.

 

SEASON + PLACEMENT: SEASON 14 || 8TH PLACE

BEST DANCE: RUMBA || 31 out of 40

WORST DANCE: CHA CHA ||  25 out of 40

FAVOURITE DANCE: RUMBA

 

Once upon a time, Antonio Sabato Jr. was known for his good looks, which led to him becoming one of the lead models for Calvin Klein and eventually landing roles on General Hospital and The Bold and The Beautiful. However, the rest of his filmography consists mainly of guest roles or roles in budget films. With his extensive reality TV show appearances, it was no surprise when he was cast on the 14th season of Dancing With The Stars - a season that had some interesting casting choices.  He was paired with Cheryl Burke, who has had her fair share of questionable dance partners, Antonio  proved to be somewhat decent compared to the other celebrities on the season. That being said, he showed little sign of improvement, plateauing from Week 2 onwards.
 

If you're curious about Antonio Sabato Jr.'s recent activities : In 2018, after declaring his support for Trump and his policies, he ran for Congress in California but lost by 24% to incumbent Congresswoman Brownley. He is also known for making controversial statements toward President Obama and promoting conspiracy theories, resembling QAnon, on his Twitter account - just a quick scroll down is all you need to do to find out about his beliefs. 

 

SAVING: BONNER BOLTON

[*Diana]

John Schneider

 

 

I really would of cut any of these contestants and been perfectly fine to move on with my life. John stayed far too long on the real show so I will take the opportunity to cut him early on in this process 

 

Man Emma has had a short end of the stick with a lot of her partner's especially John. You could tell even sweet as can be Emma was not very happy that season. I think his highest score for a dance was his Jazz if you want to call that a "dance" it scored him a 25. 

 

7 weeks too long of a journey in my opinion.
And him scoring 8s and 9s for some of his dances. Oof the problem with these judges has lasted Far too long lol 

His very public comments which are beyond disgusting is another reason for this very justified cut. 

 

Saving: Paula Deen who is also disgusting but I have to save someone unfortunately 

Edited January 3, 2024 by *Diana

[Solaris]

save Wayne

cut Evander

[Solaris]

Evander Holyfield

 

 

Evander was on the inaugural season of Dancing with the Stars and was partnered with Edyta.  Is Evander problematic?  I don't know, I assume so, but I don't care enough to look.  I know that from what I remember I didn't care for his partnership with Edyta and I didn't care for his dancing, and so that makes him an easy enough cut.  Evander placed 5th overall in the season and had 3 weeks of dances. His highest scoring dance was his week 1 Cha-Cha to Respect and he received an 18 for his efforts.  It was all down hill from there with his week 2 dance scoring a 14 and then received a score of 13 in week 3 which ultimately sent him out of the competition.

 

Save: Wayne

[Alex95]

Lawrence Taylor

Andy Dick

Tavis Smiley

Johnny Damon

[FrogLenzen]

Andy Dick

 

This guy is an alleged comedian and been in the business since the early 90s. He seems to relish notoriety and controversy. He's basically a socialite and is involved in many legends and conspiracies in the drug scene in Hollywood, and has a reputation of being a terrible influence on anyone he comes in contact with and for having a compulsion to commit crimes, largely of the violent sexual nature. He's currently a registered sex offender, but he sometimes gets arrested for not disclosing that whoops. He will flash you, grope you, insult you, lick you, give you drugs, ruin your life, call you racist slurs, and that's if you're lucky and he's not feeling like assault with a deadly weapon or rape or assisted suicide that day. But on DWTS of course he wanted to paint himself as someone harmless and misunderstood per usual. Actually I don't even remember what he was like on the show but I'm sure we were all counting the days for him to be eliminated and it came shockingly late in the season with him making 7th place. He was Sharna's first partner after she left the troupe. 

 

Save... wow um... Johnny Damon 

[Alex95]

@jarmon has Lawrence Taylor vs. Tavis Smiley

[Alex95]

About 4 and a half hours left for @jarmon until anyone can take over

[jarmon]

Save Tavis

Cut Lawrence 

[jarmon]

LAWRENCE TAYLOR

Lawrence Taylor is a former American football linebacker who spent his entire career playing for the New York Giants in the National Football League (NFL). He is widely regarded as the greatest defensive player of all time. Okay, anyways. I don't really care about sports so whocurrs! Oh my gosh reading his wikipedia page makes me upset. I don't even want to get into all the terrible stuff he's done but go check the wikipedia page if you want, it is pretty disturbing though. I am really glad to be cutting him now because he is a trash person. Anyway, he was partnered with underrated queen Edyta Sliwinska and they placed 7th on DWTS Season 8. He was an average at best dancer with his best score being a 22 and worst score a 16. So yeah, buh bye Lawrence.

 

SAVE: Tavis Smiley.

[Alex95]

@*Chris is up next to nominate 12 dancers. He cannot nominate anyone highlighted on the front page.

[*Chris]

 

Antonio Brown

Bristol Palin

Chris Soules

Chuck Wicks

Geraldo Rivera

Jake Pavelka

Jennie Finch Daigle

Jerry Springer

Nelly

Ray Lewis

Sean Avery

Tom DeLay

[totes4totes]

cut antonio brown

save jennie finch daigle