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Physical Ranking for Season 22's Top 13


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Team Legend:

Parijita Bastola

Omar Cardona

Kim Cruse

 

Team Gwen:

Justin Aaron

Kique

Alyssa Witrado

 

Team Camila:

Morgan Myles

Devix

Eric Who

 

Team Blake:

Bodie

Brayden Lape

Rowan Grace

Bryce Leatherwood

 

Suppose they are in a boxing match; who would be the strongest based on physical ranking

 

totally not stealing @British Man's idea lol

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Eric could just let everyone else fight and crawl away like his knockout, hide until there's one person left standing, sneak up from behind, dropkick, maybe throw in a few kicks and punches to make sure they stay down, BOOM he wins. #WorkSmarterNotHarder

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It also depends on whether it's raining or not because if it is it's probably gonna piss Kim off because she can't stand it, which is gonna get  her all fired up to destroy everyone. Thank god Sasha isn't here anymore. 

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Alright, in all seriousness, Devix and Bryce appear to be in good shape, and obviously Brayden is athletic. 

 

This is a tougher group to catalogue in this category. Last season we had an ex marine, a security guard and a trio, the top 3 were obvious.

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1 minute ago, erik g said:

It also depends on whether it's raining or not because if it is it's probably gonna piss Kim off because she can't stand it, which is gonna get  her all fired up to destroy everyone. Thank god Sasha isn't here anymore. 

Season 2 Lol GIF by Insecure on HBO

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Omar would throw the mic, hitting Parijita in the eyes. She’s okay though, because she’d rather go blind. 

 

Bryce is salty after Brayden and bodie got the PV over him, and Rowan got the coach’s save, so he decides it’s goodbye time for the other three. Brayden may be athletic, but ultimately, Bryce is stronger than all three.

 

Alyssa is salty because IDF doesn’t like her enough. Justin asks her “can we talk?”, and she says no and punches him. He leaves the competition. Kique and Kevin drop out.

 

Morgan Myles is seen as a threat by Devix, so he uses his muscular physique to beat her and Eric up. She says that what the world needs now is love, but Devix causes her and Eric to see yellow.

 

Kim is tired of all this fighting. It starts raining, and she accuses the cast members of planning to throw her out and she can’t stand the rain. Her anger is enough for her to completely beat up the other contestants, and she reigns supreme.

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WAITTTTT so we know Rowan/Parijita/and Kique are besties so would they team up to take everyone down??? And who's going to betray who first? Im thinking Rowan is gonna go after Kique because she's salty he beat her in the Knockouts. 

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All joking aside, it would probably be Brayden in an actual boxing match. Sure, he doesn’t have his grown man strength yet, but he’s 6’5” and athletic. The others either wouldn’t be able to get close enough to land a punch, or would wear out quickly. 

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20 minutes ago, MulherPepita said:

 

Devix can do whatever he wants with me or my body

Devix had y"all thirsty already and then he goes to sing Sex on Fire. Not helping, buddy.

 

If he sings Let´s Get it On next week, I´m convinced he´s just trolling.

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4 minutes ago, Misirlou said:

Devix had y"all thirsty already and then he goes to sing Sex on Fire. Not helping, buddy.

 

If he sings Let´s Get it On next week, I´m convinced he´s just trolling.

Imagine his WC song was "Sexual Healing" by Marvin Gaye

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Physically Appears To Be in Decent Shape:

Brayden, Devix, Bryce

 

Would Absolutely Fight Dirty If Provoked:

Alyssa

 

Dramatic and Flashy and Distracting:

Eric, Omar

 

Would Team Up and Take Everyone Else Down:

Rowan, Kique, Parijita

 

Too Laid Back to Fight Unless Retaliating Against an Attack:

bodie

 

Would Only Fight In Self Defense:

Justin

 

Would Unleash That One Note and Destroy Most of the Competition:

Kim, Morgan

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