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Rachel Hunter, Season 1, 4th Place, Partnered with Jonathan Roberts

Tia Carrere, Season 2, 6th Place, Partnered with Maksim Chmerkovskiy

Mario Lopez, Season 3, 2nd Place, Partnered with Karina Smirnoff

Willa Ford, Season 3, 7th Place, Partnered with Maksim Chmerkovskiy

Apolo Anton Ohno, Season 4, 1st Place, Partnered with Julianne Hough; Season 15, 5th Place, Partnered with Karina Smirnoff

Hélio Castroneves, Season 5, 1st Place, Partnered with Julianne Hough; Season 15, 10th Place, Partnered with Chelsie Hightower

Jennie Garth, Season 5, 4th Place, Partnered with Derek Hough

Mario, Season 6, 5th Place, Partnered with Karina Smirnoff

Lance Bass, Season 7, 3rd Place, Partnered with Lacey Schwimmer

Romeo, Season 12, 5th Place, Partnered with Chelsie Hightower

J.R. Martinez, Season 13, 1st Place, Partnered with Karina Smirnoff

Katherine Jenkins, Season 14, 2nd Place, Partnered with Mark Ballas

Maria Menounos, Season 14, 4th Place, Partnered with Derek Hough

Roshon Fegan, Season 14, 6th Place, Partnered with Chelsie Hightower

Lea Thompson, Season 19, 6th Place, Partnered with Artem Chigvintsev

Jodie Sweetin, Season 22, 6th Place, Partnered with Keo Motsepe

Laurie Hernandez, Season 23, 1st Place, Partnered with Valentin Chmerkovskiy

Nancy Kerrigan, Season 24, 6th Place, Partnered with Artem Chigvintsev

Nikki Bella, Season 25, 7th Place, Partnered with Artem Chigvintsev

Juan Pablo Di Pace, Season 27, 5th Place, Partnered with Cheryl Burke

 

 

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Not a year has gone by without a DWTS Rankdown since we've started doing rankdowns on this site. So why should 2022 be any different? However, we've already gone through four. We've nominated and saved and ranked these people countless times. How many more times can we do the same thing?! So I wanted to speed things up and do something a little different...

 

Welcome to the very first Idolforums Speed Run Rankdown!

 

The Rules:

-Every 24 hours you can cut one dancer of your choice with a 100-word writeup and a picture. You cannot reserve a cut and come back and edit it later. You must have your cut, 100 words, and picture ready when you make your cut or it will not count.

-Your time resets 24 hours after your previous cut. The clock does not reset at the start of each day.

-In order to participate from the top 100 on, you will have to have participated in this game to an extent up to that point.

 

That's it! That's the rules! There will be no nominations, no twists, no buybacks, no saves. Anyone can be eliminated at any time. You can be as active or inactive as you'd like. You can make one cut the entire game, or you can cut daily. The choice is yours. Last one standing who avoids all the petty cuts wins and joins the illustrious group of DWTS Rankdown champions!

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Overall

1. Lea Thompson

2. Romeo

3. Lance Bass

4. Tia Carrere

5. Jennie Garth

6. Katherine Jenkins

7. Mario

8. Juan Pablo Di Pace

9. Rachel Hunter

10. Mario Lopez

11. Hélio Castroneves

12. Willa Ford

13. Maria Menounos

14. Nancy Kerrigan

15. Nikki Bella

16. J.R. Martinez

17. Roshon Fegan

18. Jodie Sweetin

19. Laurie Hernandez

20. Apolo Anton Ohno

21. Joey Fatone

22. NeNe Leakes

23. Brant Daugherty

24. Ricki Lake

25. James Hinchcliffe

26. Terra Jolé

27. William Levy

28. Cameron Mathison

29. Vivica A. Fox

30. Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

31. Kel Mitchell

32. Danica McKellar

33. Toni Braxton

34. Leah Remini

35. Sabrina Bryan

36. JoJo Siwa

37. Arike Ogunbowale

38. Marissa Jaret Winokur

39. Brooke Burke

40. Audrina Partridge

41. Donald Driver

42. Joey McIntyre

43. Niecy Nash

44. Charlie White

45. Cristián de la Fuente

46. Jack Osbourne

47. Elizabeth Berkley-Lauren

48. Chelsea Kane

49. Maureen McCormick

50. Jason Taylor

51. Jennifer Grey

52. Amanda Kloots

53. Mel B

54. Emmitt Smith

55. Jane Seymour

56. Stacy Keibler

57. Kendra Wilkinson

58. Kelly Monaco

59. Brandy

60. Jeannie Mai

61. Joanna Krupa

62. Cody Linley

63. Jimmie Allen

64. Laila Ali

65. Kellie Pickler

66. Calvin Johnson, Jr.

67. Drew Lachey

68. Melissa Rycroft

69. Paige VanZant

70. Marlee Matlin

71. Kenya Moore

72. Giselle Fernandez

73. James Maslow

74. Heather Mills

75. Chrishell Stause

76. Justina Machado

77. Amber Riley

78. Shannon Elizabeth

79. AJ McLean

80. Gilles Marini

81. Monique Coleman

82. Gladys Knight

83. Chynna Phillips

84. Amber Rose

85. Kaitlyn Bristowe

86. Gavin DeGraw

87. Hines Ward

88. Priscilla Presley

89. Erin Andrews

90. Sailor Brinkley-Cook

91. James Van Der Beek

92. Pamela Anderson

93. Lil' Kim

94. Melora Hardin

95. Rumer Willis

96. Mike "The Miz" Mizanin

97. Shawn Johnson

98. Rick Fox

99. Rashad Jennings

100. Mýa

101. Tamar Braxton

102. Alexa Penavega

103. Jacoby Jones

104. Patti LaBelle

105. Nicole Scherzinger

106. Alexandra Raisman

107. Andy Grammer

108. Florence Henderson

109. Natalie Coughlin

110. Willow Shields

111. Robert Herjavic

112. Ralph Macchio

113. Milo Manheim

114. Kim Fields

115. Betsey Johnson

116. Marilu Henner

117. Carlos PenaVega

118. David Arquette

119. Holly Madison

120. Melanie C

121. Carson Kressley

122. Melissa Joan Hart

123. Von Miller

124. Drew Carey

125. Wanyá Morris

126. Riker Lynch

127. Lauren Alaina

128. Leeza Gibbons

129. Anne Heche

130. Sugar Ray Leonard

131. Shandi Finnessey

132. Kate Flannery

133. Bindi Irwin

134. Maurice Greene

135. Jerry Rice

136. Christine Chiu

137. Randy Couture

138. Jack Wagner

139. Alexis Ren

140. Lisa Rinna

141. Michael Sam

142. Joey Lawrence

143. Johnny Weir

144. Jonathan Bennett

145. Heather Morris

146. Kurt Warner

147. Evanna Lynch

148. Chris Mazdzer

149. Margaret Cho

150. Vanilla Ice

151. Elisabetta Canalis

152. Kenny "Babyface" Edmonds

153. Simone Biles

154. Mirai Nagasu

155. Mark Cuban

156. Evan Lysacek

157. Susan Lucci

158. Vanessa Lachey

159. Rocco DiSpirito

160. Shanna Moakler

161. Victor Espinoza

162. Denise Richards

163. Tommy Chong

164. Lisa Vanderpump

165. Josh Norman

166. Tinashe

167. Janel Parrish

168. Corbin Bleu

169. Meryl Davis

170. Jana Kramer

171. Jordan Fisher

172. Mark Dacascos

173. Nancy McKeon

174. Marie Osmond

175. Kristi Yamaguchi

176. Cloris Leachman

177. Lolo Jones

178. Adam Rippon

179. Debbie Gibson

180. Nyle DiMarco

181. Paulina Porizkova

182. Jamie Anderson

183. Valerie Harper

184. Drew Scott

185. Petra Nemcova

186. George Hamilton

187. Nev Schulman

188. Warren Sapp

189. Mr. T

190. Nikki Glaser

191. Mary Wilson

192. Debi Mazar

193. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

194. Vernon Davis

195. Charo

196. Mike Catherwood

197. Louie Vito

198. Melissa Gilbert

199. Terrell Owens

200. Sasha Pieterse

201. Frankie Muniz

202. Doug Flutie

203. Misty May-Treanor

204. Shannen Doherty

205. Dorothy Hamill

206. Sara Evans

207. Aiden Turner

208. Ted McGinley

209. Suni Lee

210. Jesse Metcalfe

211. Chuck Liddell

212. Suzanne Somers

213. Bill Nye

214. Charlotte McKinney

215. Chaka Khan

216. Chaz Bono

217. Iman Shumpert

218. Albert Reed

219. Master P

220. Lindsey Stirling

221. Zendaya

222. Ally Brooke

223. Sherri Shepherd

224. Barbara Corcoran

225. Danelle Umstead

226. Chris Kattan

227. Alfonso Ribeiro

228. Cody Simpson

229. Nastia Liukin

230. Aaron Carter

231. Amy Purdy

232. Jerry Springer

233. Chris Jericho

234. Trista Sutter

235. Billy Dee Williams

236. David Alan Grier

237. Josie Maran

238. Karamo Brown

239. Jaleel White

240. Bill Engvall

241. Nick Lachey

242. Mischa Barton

243. DeMarcus Ware

244. Ty Murray

245. Chuck Wicks

246. Sean Avery

247. Ian Ziering

248. Kelly Osbourne

249. Kristin Cavallari

250. Harry Hamlin

251. Billy Ray Cyrus

252. D.L. Hughley

253. Wynonna Judd

254. Skai Jackson

255. Steve Guttenberg

256. John Schneider

257. Martin Kove

258. Kim Zolciak-Biermann

259. Hannah Brown

260. Joe Amabile

261. Erika Jayne

262. John Ratzenberger

263. Belinda Carlisle

264. Bethany Mota

265. Adam Carolla

266. Keyshawn Johnson

267. Steve-O

268. Hayes Grier

269. Ingo Rademacher

270. Rob Kardashian

271. Nelly

272. Nick Carter

273. Donny Osmond

274. Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino

275. Ashley Hamilton

276. Victoria Arlen

277. Tatum O’Neal

278. Hope Solo

279. Jake T. Austin

280. Buzz Aldrin
281. Kirstie Alley

282. Kyle Massey

283. Antonio Sabàto, Jr.

284. Sadie Robertson

285. Michael Bolton

286. Redfoo

287. Ginger Zee

288. Lamar Odom

289. Michael Irvin

290. Noah Galloway

291. Kathy Ireland

292. Chad Ochocinco

293. Steve Wozniak

294. Sean Lowe

295. Evander Holyfield

296. Marla Maples

297. Derek Fisher

298. Charles Oakley

299. Mary Lou Retton

300. Cody Rigsby

301. Olivia Jade

302. Wayne Newton

303. Normani Kordei

304. Matt James

305. Ryan Lochte

306. Nick Viall

307. David Hasselhoff

308. Jake Pavelka

309. Antonio Brown

310. Johnny Damon

311. Diana Nyad

312. Christina Milian

313. Tavis Smiley

314. Clyde Drexler

315. Gary Busey

316. Floyd Mayweather

317. Paula Deen

318. Nancy Grace

319. Candace Cameron Bure

320. Jennie Finch Daigle

321. Andy Dick

322. Victor Ortiz

323. Monica Aldama

324. Michael Waltrip

325. Macy Gray

326. Jeff Ross

327. Tom DeLay

328. Chris Soules

329. David Ross

330. Wendy Williams

331. Martina Navratilova

332. Bristol Palin

333. Brian Austin Green

334. Lawrence Taylor

335. Tonya Harding

336. Monica Seles

337. Carole Baskin

338. Kate Gosselin

339. Kenny Mayne

340. Rick Perry

341. Alek Skarlatos

342. John O'Hurley

343. Ray Lewis

344. Metta World Peace

345. Penn Jillette

346. Kim Kardashian

347. Geraldo Rivera

348. Bobby Bones

349. Bonner Bolton

350. Tucker Carlson

351. Sean Spicer

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Season 1

9. Rachel Hunter

42. Joey McIntyre

58. Kelly Monaco

234. Trista Sutter

295. Evander Holyfield

342. John O'Hurley

 

Season 2

4. Tia Carrere

56. Stacy Keibler

67. Drew Lachey

72. Giselle Fernandez

135. Jerry Rice

140. Lisa Rinna

186. George Hamilton

219. Master P

277. Tatum O'Neal

339. Kenny Mayne

 

Season 3

10. Mario Lopez

12. Willa Ford

29. Vivica A. Fox

54. Emmitt Smith

81. Monique Coleman

142. Joey Lawrence

160. Shanna Moakler

206. Sara Evans

232. Jerry Springer

250. Harry Hamlin

350. Tucker Carlson

 

Season 4

20. Apolo Anton Ohno

21. Joey Fatone

64. Laila Ali

74. Heather Mills

128. Leeza Gibbons

131. Shandi Finnessey

181. Paulina Porizkova

247. Ian Ziering

251. Billy Ray Cyrus

262. John Ratzenberger

314. Clyde Drexler

 

Season 5

5. Jennie Garth

11. Hélio Castroneves

28. Cameron Mathison

35. Sabrina Bryan

53. Mel B

55. Jane Seymour

155. Mark Cuban

174. Marie Osmond

218. Albert Reed

237. Josie Maran

302. Wayne Newton

316. Floyd Mayweather

 

Season 6

7. Mario

38. Marissa Jaret Winokur

45. Cristián de la Fuente

50. Jason Taylor

70. Marlee Matlin

78. Shannon Elizabeth

88. Priscilla Presley

175. Kristi Yamaguchi

255. Steve Guttenberg

265. Adam Carolla

336. Monica Seles

345. Penn Jillette

 

Season 7

3. Lance Bass

33. Toni Braxton

39. Brooke Burke

62. Cody Linley

134. Maurice Greene

157. Susan Lucci

159. Rocco DiSpirito

176. Cloris Leachman

188. Warren Sapp

203. Misty May-Treanor

208. Ted McGinley

326. Jeff Ross

346. Kim Kardashian

 

Season 8

68. Melissa Rycroft

80. Gilles Marini

93. Lil' Kim

97. Shawn Johnson

119. Holly Madison

162. Denise Richards

236. David Alan Grier

244. Ty Murray

245. Chuck Wicks

263. Belinda Carlisle

267. Steve-O

293. Steve Wozniak

334. Lawrence Taylor

 

Season 9

61. Joanna Krupa

100. Mýa

109. Natalie Coughlin

122. Melissa Joan Hart

172. Mark Dacascos

192. Debi Mazar

197. Louie Vito

211. Chuck Liddell

230. Aaron Carter

248. Kelly Osbourne

273. Donny Osmond

275. Ashley Hamilton

289. Michael Irvin

291. Kathy Ireland

325. Macy Gray

327. Tom DeLay

 

Season 10

43. Niecy Nash

89. Erin Andrews

92. Pamela Anderson

105. Nicole Scherzinger

156. Evan Lysacek

204. Shannen Doherty

207. Aiden Turner

280. Buzz Aldrin

292. Chad Ochocinco

308. Jake Pavelka

338. Kate Gosselin

 

Season 11

40. Audrina Patridge

51. Jennifer Grey

59. Brandy

98. Rick Fox

108. Florence Henderson

146. Kurt Warner

149. Margaret Cho

274. Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino

282. Kyle Massey

285. Michael Bolton

307. David Hasselhoff

332. Bristol Palin

 

Season 12

2. Romeo

48. Chelsea Kane

57. Kendra Wilkinson

87. Hines Ward

112. Ralph Macchio

130. Sugar Ray Leonard

185. Petra Nemcova

196. Mike Catherwood

233. Chris Jericho

281. Kirstie Alley

330. Wendy Williams

 

Season 13

16. J.R. Martinez

24. Ricki Lake

83. Chynna Phillips

118. David Arquette

121. Carson Kressley

151. Elisabetta Canalis

216. Chaz Bono

249. Kristin Cavallari

270. Rob Kardashian

278. Hope Solo

318. Nancy Grace

344. Metta World Peace

 

Season 14

6. Katherine Jenkins

13. Maria Menounos

17. Roshon Fegan

27. William Levy

41. Donald Driver

82. Gladys Knight

86. Gavin DeGraw

138. Jack Wagner

198. Melissa Gilbert

223. Sherri Shepherd

239. Jaleel White

331. Martina Navratilova

 

Season 16

65. Kellie Pickler

103. Jacoby Jones

106. Alexandra Raisman

164. Lisa Vanderpump

205. Dorothy Hamill

221. Zendaya

252. D.L. Hughley

253. Wynonna Judd

269. Ingo Rademacher

294. Sean Lowe

321. Andy Dick

322. Victor Ortiz

 

Season 17

23. Brant Daugherty

30. Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

34. Leah Remini

46. Jack Osbourne

47. Elizabeth Berkley-Lauren

77. Amber Riley

168. Corbin Bleu

183. Valerie Harper

213. Bill Nye

240. Bill Engvall

266. Keyshawn Johnson

312. Christina Milian

 

Season 18

22. NeNe Leakes

32. Danica McKellar

44. Charlie White

73. James Maslow

124. Drew Carey

169. Meryl Davis

228. Cody Simpson

231. Amy Purdy

235. Billy Dee Williams

246. Sean Avery

311. Diana Nyad

319. Candace Cameron Bure

 

Season 19

1. Lea Thompson

115. Betsey Johnson

137. Randy Couture

144. Jonathan Bennett

163. Tommy Chong 

167. Janel Parrish

177. Lolo Jones

227. Alfonso Ribeiro 

264. Bethany Mota

283. Antonio Sabàto, Jr.

284. Sadie Robertson

313. Tavis Smiley

324. Michael Waltrip

 

Season 20

95. Rumer Willis

104. Patti LaBelle

110. Willow Shields

111. Robert Herjavec

126. Riker Lynch

141. Michael Sam

212. Suzanne Somers

214. Charlotte McKinney

229. Nastia Liukin

286. Redfoo

290. Noah Galloway

328. Chris Soules

 

Season 21

101. Tamar Braxton

102. Alexa PenaVega

107. Andy Grammer

117. Carlos PenaVega

133. Bindi Irwin

161. Victor Espinoza

215. Chaka Khan

258. Kim Zolciak-Biermann

268. Hayes Grier

272. Nick Carter

315. Gary Busey

317. Paula Deen

341. Alek Skarlatos

 

Season 22

18. Jodie Sweetin

69. Paige VanZant

114. Kim Fields

123. Von Miller

125. Wanyá Morris

180. Nyle DiMarco

202. Doug Flutie

242. Mischa Barton

287. Ginger Zee

296. Marla Maples

309. Antonio Brown

347. Geraldo Rivera

 

Season 23

19. Laurie Hernandez

25. James Hinchcliffe

26. Terra Jolé

49. Maureen McCormick

66. Calvin Johnson, Jr.

84. Amber Rose

116. Marilu Henner

150. Vanilla Ice

152. Kenny "Babyface" Edmonds

170. Jana Kramer

279. Jake T. Austin

305. Ryan Lochte

340. Rick Perry

 

Season 24

14. Nancy Kerrigan

99. Rashad Jennings

145. Heather Morris

153. Simone Biles

189. Mr. T

195. Charo

226. Chris Kattan

261. Erika Jayne

303. Normani Kordei

306. Nick Viall

329. David Ross

349. Bonner Bolton

 

Season 25

15. Nikki Bella

158. Vanessa Lachey

171. Jordan Fisher

179. Debbie Gibson

184. Drew Scott

199. Terrell Owens

200. Sasha Pieterse

201. Frankie Muniz

220. Lindsey Stirling

224. Barbara Corcoran

241. Nick Lachey 

276. Victoria Arlen

297. Derek Fisher

 

Season 26

37. Arike Ogunbowale

148. Chris Mazdzer

154. Mirai Nagasu

165. Josh Norman

178. Adam Rippon

182. Jamie Anderson

193. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

310. Johnny Damon

320. Jennie Finch Daigle

335. Tonya Harding

 

Season 27

8. Juan Pablo Di Pace

113. Milo Manheim

139. Alexis Ren

147. Evanna Lynch

166. Tinashe

173. Nancy McKeon

190. Nikki Glaser

225. Danelle Umstead

243. DeMarcus Ware 

256. John Schneider

260. Joe Amabile

299. Mary Lou Retton

348. Bobby Bones

 

Season 28

31. Kel Mitchell

90. Sailor Brinkley-Cook

91. James Van Der Beek

127. Lauren Alaina

132. Kate Flannery

191. Mary Wilson

222. Ally Brooke

238. Karamo Brown

259. Hannah Brown

288. Lamar Odom

343. Ray Lewis

351. Sean Spicer

 

Season 29

60. Jeannie Mai

75. Chrishell Stause

76. Justina Machado

79. AJ McLean

85. Kaitlyn Bristowe

129. Anne Heche

143. Johnny Weir

187. Nev Schulman 

194. Vernon Davis

210. Jesse Metcalfe

254. Skai Jackson

271. Nelly

298. Charles Oakley

323. Monica Aldama

337. Carole Baskin

 

Season 30

36. JoJo Siwa

52. Amanda Kloots

63. Jimmie Allen

71. Kenya Moore

94. Melora Hardin

96. Mike "The Miz" Mizanin

120. Melanie C

136. Christine Chiu

209. Suni Lee

217. Iman Shumpert

257. Martin Kove

300. Cody Rigsby

301. Olivia Jade

304. Matt James

333. Brian Austin Green

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Let me know if this sounds like something that would interest everyone! I thought it might be fun lol. If not we can just let the thread die :dead:

 

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Sorry if I didn't tag you, I was just tagging the people who have done the recent DWTS rankdowns, but anyone is welcome to play!

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I'll try to update the front page with all the dancers throughout the day. Once that's updated, the games can begin (since I know I hold a lot of power in when the game starts, I'm just gonna make Sean Spicer the first boot after I update everything since I'm sure we can all agree on that, so don't try to get cute or I'll get really petty really fast :kissbye:)

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LMAOO this all sounds a hilarious mess. :dead: Lmao this is gonna be so messy.

 

I guess the winner will be someone well liked that isn't polarizing or a huge favorite of anyone's? :dead: 

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Front page is ready, everyone is free to start the game and make their first cut whenever they’re ready.

 

I do have one more rule I added to the top. Once we get to the top 100, only people who have participated up to that point are eligible to cut. I just don’t wanna see someone who hasn’t played all game jump in at the top two to crown the winner. Just don’t think that’s fair to the rest of us.

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Sean Spicer

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Sean Spicer has finished dead last in the past two rankdowns, and while this game is obviously gonna provide Mess, why break tradition. Despite all our feuds and petty feelings, there's certain trash I feel we can all agree should go first so I hope this cut is an olive branch that says we all don't have to lose our minds just yet ^_^. Anyways, Sean Spicer sucks for a lot of reasons. He sucks as a dancer. and this is a dancing show at the end of the day. Maybe he was slightly better than like, Lamar Odom. But he should not have beaten anyone on his season since Lamar has a much better personality than Sean. Yet Sean lasted nine weeks because Trump got his fans to vote nonstop for Sean, outlasting icons like Kate Flannery and @*Lily's favorite contestant Sailor Brinkley-Cook. Which brings us to Trump. Do we need a Trump rant here? Obviously he's a horrible monster and everyone who enabled him is also an awful monster. Sean Spicer and Rudy Giuliani can go on as many dumbass reality shows as they'd like, they'll never wash the stench of Trump off of them. So I can hate on the overrated Derek partners or the overrated Bachelor stars or whatever flavor of the month IDF is stanning that season. However, there has been plenty of trash that has been cast on DWTS throughout the years and they deserve the bottom spot. So I am glad to crown Sean Spicer as the worst DWTS contestant ever again.

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Dancing With the Stars'': An obvious elimination | EW.com

 

Tucker Carlson was on DWTS. I always forget until I look at the rankdown lists and then I'm surprised all over again. He was paired with the very famous and IDF loved and universally remembered and acknowledged professional dancer and wife of Rib Hillis, Elena Grinenko. Tucker was her first partner and she placed last because no one liked Tucker even then. 11th place out of 11. Shockingly, Elena did not immediately retire and actually went on to have another partner the next year. Notice how I'm spending more time with Elena than her partner who is unfortunately still a huge cultural presence in America and actively stoking and contributing to some of the worst problems in our society.

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Bonner Bolton

 

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Bonner Bolton is a fashion model and former professional cowboy that specialized in bull riding.  He was on the 24th season of Dancing with the Stars and his partner was Sharna Burgess, who he was rumored to be dating.  Bonner made it to fifth place that season and it still doesn't make sense considering every routine he danced was painfully mediocre.  Every time he would make it through, I was more frustrated and worried that he would make the top three or worse, the top two.  He is active on social media and apparently has quite the following.  I figured I might as well take out some of the bigger trash early.

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