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Holly and Jim+Sasha gets the 2 Team Ariana PV's. Raquel is crying because she knows she has no chance at the coach save. Struggling to pick between Bella and Ryleigh, Ariana picks Raquel simply because she can't choose either one. Literally

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Team Legend

PV1: Jershika Maple

PV2: Shadale

CC: Samara Brown

 

Jershika unleashes her inner security guard and ties up the men of Team Legend in her hotel room to ensure her getting the Public Vote. Shadale gets the other one by default. Because John doesn't have any people left, TPTB calls upon Samara backstage after losing the wildcard to be John's third member.

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Team Ariana

PV1: Jim Allen

PV2: Sasha Allen

CC: Belleigh

 

After getting into a huge argument about song choice, Jim & Sasha decide to split up as a duo. To make up for this, Ariana convinces TPTB to let her pair up Bella and Ryleigh for a duo act called Belleigh.

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Team Blake

PV1: Carson Peters

PV2: LiBianca

CC: Paris Winningham

 

In a last ditch attempt to boost ratings, TPTB brings back Carson in place of Lana, hoping nobody would notice. They also attempt to bus LiBianca by giving her "Fancy Like" by Walker Hayes, but she does a gorgeous flip on it and everyone is SHOOK. Wendy slayed, but Blake picks Paris for the reason that he, yet again, took off his glasses as a power move mid-performance.

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Team John

Joshua, Jershika, Shadele, and David set up a boobie trap in a tree to capture “Tarzan” (Samuel) because there screwed next to him. Joshua sings Deja Vu by Olivia and gets instantly eliminated before the result show airs. Shadele decides to make a dance duo with David and they drop out of the show to go on World of Dance (basicly David flipping his hair and Shadele twerking) Cause Jershika’s the only one left Samara’s in by default and to fill the third spot John brought back none other then Bailey Rae

 

Results

PV 1 Jershika 

PV 2 Samara

JC Bailey Rae

 

 

 

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1 minute ago, Discovolcano said:

Team John

Joshua, Jershika, Shadele, and David set up a boobie trap in a tree to capture “Tarzan” because there screwed next to him. Joshua sings Deja Vu by Olivia and gets instantly eliminated before the result show airs. Shadele decides to make a dance duo with David and they drop out of the show to go on World of Dance (basicly David flipping his hair and Shadele twerking Cause Jershika’s the only one left Samara’s in by default and to fill the third spot John brought back none other then Bailey Rae

 

Results

PV 1 Jershika 

PV 2 Samara

JC Bailey Rae

 

 

 


What happens to Samuel?

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Team Kelly:

 

Girl Named Tom is given “WAP” and immediately eliminated at the end of performance night. Jeremy just cries in front of the mic for his entire two and a half minute performance instead of singing and cries harder when he gets the first PV. Hailey Mia, having locked Katie Rae and Gymani into their hotel rooms and boarded their windows shut, gets the second PV by default. Because Kelly is now one team member short, she’s allowed to bring back any previous Team Kelly member and chooses Minivan thirst trap Ryan Gallagher for her coach’s save.

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Alright:

 

Aaron Hines wins the Comeback spot.

 

TEAM KELLY

 

PV1: Katie Rae

PV2 : Tanner Gomes

CS: Aaron Hines

 

Kelly realizes that Jeremy's last name, Rosado, means "pink" in English, and pink was Brandon's (her ex husband) favorite color, so she buses him, giving him "Holy Wars" by Megadeth.

 

Bekah from GNT finds out she's actually named "Tom", which makes her sad, since she hates it, and drops out of the competition, disqualifying her brothers too. 

 

Katie Rae says enough is enough, and she sabotages Gymani's drink, which makes her lose her memory. Katie tells her her name is "pov woman". Since its not possible to incorporate that name in the voting process, she gets DQ'd.

 

Hailey Mia wants to impress Kelly with the new Adele song, but Katie also recruited Kelly's favorite cowboy to come help her. He shows Hailey the "favorite cowboy" clip and she cringes so hard she gets paralized, so she cant sing anymore. Tanner sings a George Strait song. Blake doesnt like it, but Minivan does and he gets PV. Kelly saves Aaron.

 

TEAM LEGEND

 

PV 1: Shadale 

PV2: Joshua Vacanti

CS: Amanda Brown

 

Jershika does a run that sends Samuel flying 3 doors down, which knocks him out. She ties David up with his own hair, and throws Joshua into the unknown, leaving him falling off the stairs. She doesnt consider Shadale a threat, so she leaves her alone.

 

Shadale, infuriated because Jershika underestimated her, goes and tells Legend that she preferred Rose Short's cover of " Preach" to the original, which pisses John off and he gives her "Everything is Awesome" from the Lego Movie.

 

Shadale gets the PV, Joshua ends up surviving the fall due to landing in a theatrical pose, and John brings back not Samara, but invites Amanda back into the show.

 

TEAM ARIANA

 

PV 1: Raquel Trinidad

PV 2: Jim and Sasha

CS: Ryleigh Modig

 

The whole team knocks out Holly and sents her on a rocket to space. She happens to meet Elton John there.

 

Sasha poisons Bella's cannoli, and since The Voice tagged the wrong Ryleigh on the Team Ariana posts, Ryleigh Modig returns and replaces Plank. 

 

Raquel finally sings Frank Sinatra and gets PV, along with Jim/Sasha, because the latter gave out Jim's number for the thirsty Arianators, which causes them to power vote. Ariana planned to choose a Ryleigh for the save either way, so she's like "why not?", and chooses Modig.

 

 

TEAM BLAKE:

PV 1 : Carson Peters

PV 2 : LiBianca

CS: Wendy

 

Paris takes of his glasses as a power move and throws them at Peedy, who falls and breaks a leg. His gf breaks up with him for that, and he drops out, going to Heartbreak Hotel instead.

 

Lana, wanting to be the only country singer, ties Wendy to a wall, but Wendy says aint no way, and breaks free. She then grabs Paris's bottle of Tennessee Whiskey and throws it at Lana, but she dodges it and it hits Blake. He gets pissed off, so he blames Paris and kicks him out, since he is a steal, thus it means nothing to him.

 

Carson arrives, says hi to the audience and gets PV.

 

Turns out LiBianca is George Jones's great grand daughter, and against all odds, she gets PV as well. Blake saves Wendy.

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1 hour ago, Misirlou said:

Shadale, infuriated because Jershika underestimated her, goes and tells Legend that she preferred Rose Short's cover of " Preach" to the original,

 

1 hour ago, Misirlou said:

Lana, wanting to be the only country singer, ties Wendy to a wall, but Wendy says aint no way, and breaks free.

 

:dead::dead::dead:

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here are my first two!!


Team Ariana

PV: Jim and Sasha Allen - unfortunately, Sasha Allen has come down with a slight cold and is unable to perform :( but no need to panic! a special guest is able to take his spot and sing with Jim. who is the special guest, you ask? well, it’s none other than Season 4 queen Sasha Allen!!!! Jim and the OG Sasha Allen light up the stage and earn a PV!

PV: Vaughn Mugol - despite him not actually being eligible for the PV, the Arianators hack the The Voice app and cast billions and billions of votes for Vaughn. the devil works hard, but the Arianators work harder!

CS: Everyone else - after Carson asks Ariana who she chooses to save, Ariana begins to tear up since she doesn’t want to send anyone home. her tears turn into hysterical sobs, and soon, she curls up into a ball on the floor while crying uncontrollably. to get Ariana under control, TPTB allow her to advance everyone on her team… get it together Ari, geez!
 

Team Kelly

PV: Hailey Mia - knowing how well young kids do on the show, Hailey plays up her young age to earn some votes. she goes onstage, wearing pigtails and holding an oversized teddy bear, and sings a rousing rendition of Baby Shark… minivan is putty in her hands!

PV: Brittany Bree - guess what y’all!!! it turns out the spoilers were right!!! Kelly ACTUALLY used her steal on Brittany, but the producers made it look like she stole Katie Rae… the magic of TV editing, am i right!? Brittany devours her song and leaves no crumbs!

CS: Jeremy Rosado - here’s where things gets complicated. GNT, widely thought to be Kelly’s ticket to the finale, encounter an… um, well… unexpected obstacle. their long-lost sister, a strange and peculiar girl named Tom, makes a sudden appearance at the live show and DEMANDS to join the family band! unfortunately for GNT, their new member sings off-key and destroys the band’s harmonies, tanking their chances of advancing to the next round. also, the Arianators, ENRAGED that Gymani sang pov and didn’t choose Ariana, storm the The Voice set to kidnap Gymani! they snatch her off stage mid-performance and lock her in a supply closet… #FreeGymani! thus, Jermey Rosado is the only option for Kelly to save.

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3 minutes ago, KimberlyxKyla said:

here are my first two!!


Team Ariana

PV: Jim and Sasha Allen - unfortunately, Sasha Allen has come down with a slight cold and is unable to perform :( but no need to panic! a special guest is able to take his spot and sing with Jim. who is the special guest, you ask? well, it’s none other than Season 4 queen Sasha Allen!!!! Jim and the OG Sasha Allen light up the stage and earn a PV!

PV: Vaughn Mugol - despite him not actually being eligible for the PV, the Arianators hack the The Voice app and cast billions and billions of votes for Vaughn. the devil works hard, but the Arianators work harder!

CS: Everyone else - after Carson asks Ariana who she chooses to save, Ariana begins to tear up since she doesn’t want to send anyone home. her tears turn into hysterical sobs, and soon, she curls up into a ball on the floor while crying uncontrollably. to get Ariana under control, TPTB allow her to advance everyone on her team… get it together Ari, geez!
 

Team Kelly

PV: Hailey Mia - knowing how well young kids do on the show, Hailey plays up her young age to earn some votes. she goes onstage, wearing pigtails and holding an oversized teddy bear, and sings a rousing rendition of Baby Shark… minivan is putty in her hands!

PV: Brittany Bree - guess what y’all!!! it turns out the spoilers were right!!! Kelly ACTUALLY used her steal on Brittany, but the producers made it look like she stole Katie Rae… the magic of TV editing, am i right!? Brittany devours her song and leaves no crumbs!

CS: Jeremy Rosado - here’s where things gets complicated. GNT, widely thought to be Kelly’s ticket to the finale, encounter an… um, well… unexpected obstacle. their long-lost sister, a strange and peculiar girl named Tom, makes a sudden appearance at the live show and DEMANDS to join the family band! unfortunately for GNT, their new member sings off-key and destroys the band’s harmonies, tanking their chances of advancing to the next round. also, the Arianators, ENRAGED that Gymani sang pov and didn’t choose Ariana, storm the The Voice set to kidnap Gymani! they snatch her off stage mid-performance and lock her in a supply closet… #FreeGymani! thus, Jermey Rosado is the only option for Kelly to save.

 

We all know you were winning this, and you didn't disappoint :rofl:

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These are really good, and idk if I can top them, but I'll try

 

Team Kelly

 

PV: Katie Rae

PV: Bekah Grace

CS: Hailey Mia

 

Katie Rae, who got the short end of the stick in terms of spoilers, is not prepared to exit the competition that she's working so hard to stay in. Because of this, she posts a spoiler on IDF that says:

 

"Katie Will Perform in the Playoffs, but Will Go Home Anyway"

 

God, looking through his Laptop, sees the spoiler, and remembers that every spoiler about Katie Rae has been wrong so far, so, as Katie Rae is walking across the street, she is harshly struck by lightning, leaving her in the hospital for the night of Playoffs, so that every part of the spoiler was wrong. She did NOT perform, and she advanced through the pity of TPTB.

 

Meanwhile, after Girl Named Tom's amazing performance of Wichita Lineman, Joshua decides to become a lineman himself for the Los Angeles Rams. As Kaleb was visiting his brother at a rehearsal, Bekah, who knew she wouldn't get a PV with Kaleb, hired a kidnapper, and reported Kaleb missing to the police. She then went up on stage and cried about her 'missing' brother and does a heartwarming cover of "Brother John" replacing John with Kaleb. 

 

Hailey Mia just gets chosen because she does well

 

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, KimberlyxKyla said:

Jim and Sasha Allen - unfortunately, Sasha Allen has come down with a slight cold and is unable to perform :( but no need to panic! a special guest is able to take his spot and sing with Jim. who is the special guest, you ask? well, it’s none other than Season 4 queen Sasha Allen!!!!

STOPPPPPP I CAN'T

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Team Blake:

 

Pissed that an Elvis wannabe from Gen Z has outlasted four different people, TPTB hold Peedy hostage until he agrees to cover “Hopelessly Devoted to You.” Its campiness and sheer hilarity due to the bizarre nature of the song choice turns it into the biggest Internet sensation that didn’t come from Team Ariana, and Peedy sails through on the first PV. Wendy, unfortunately, is unable to perform because she breaks multiple ribs from laughing so hard at Peedy doing his best Olivia Newton-John impersonation, but producers hack the app to guarantee she gets the second PV because they’re scared of Blake’s potential blacklisting by Wendy’s Nashville buddies if they see her failing to get through to the top 13. Forced to pick between a country version of “La Vie en Rose” from Lana, LiBianca’s flip of “Achy Breaky Heart”, and Paris’s cover of “How You Remind Me” for his save, Blake puts three slips of paper in a hat and draws a name. Thus, by pure chance, Paris ends up advancing over both of Blake’s original team members.

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1 hour ago, KimberlyxKyla said:

also, the Arianators, ENRAGED that Gymani sang pov and didn’t choose Ariana, storm the The Voice set to kidnap Gymani! they snatch her off stage mid-performance and lock her in a supply closet… #FreeGymani! thus, Jermey Rosado is the only option for Kelly to save.

BYEEEE

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here are my other two!

 

Team Blake

PV: Wendy Moten - knowing that she needs to choose a song that will pander to  Minivan, Wendy sacrifices her morals, ethics, and integrity and sings… *gulp*… Whiskey Glasses by none other than The Voice alum/known trainwreck Morgan Wallen. while not the most ethical approach, it gets the job done, and Minivan sends her to the next round! 

PV: LiBianca - realizing that her style may not resonate with the show’s core audience of 80 year old grandmas, LiBianca does a complete 180! she goes on stage with a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, a fiddle, bales of hay, a mouthful of chewing tobacco, AND on horseback. she sings a country song, filled with twang, yodels… the whole shebang! her new country persona clicks with the viewers and gets her a PV!

CS: Berritt Haynes - despite getting cut in the KOs, Berritt is brought back! after seeing him get montaged each round, Make-A-Wish threatens to take legal action against The Voice for failing to adequately grant Berritt’s wish. to make things right, TPTB bring Berritt back and force Blake to send him through to the next round!

 

Team Legend

PV: David Vogel - on stage, David gives a one-of-a-kind, show-stopping performance! and by one-of-a-kind, show-stopping performance, i mean that he stood in silence on stage and flipped that gorgeous, luscious, flowing mane of hair of his for two and a half minutes. this alone is enough to earn the votes of the girls and the gays, sending him to the next round!

PV: Joshua earns a PV after a beautiful rendition of Defying Gravity! i guess you could say that’s… good 4 him!!! (i’ll see myself out)

CS: No one - after Samuel is given the Ryan Gallagher treatment and mysteriously disappears into the void, John must make the impossible decision of choosing between Shadale and Jershika. he is so torn between the two that he leaves the choice up to chance and flips a coin… heads Shadale tails Jershika! unfortunately, the coin lands on its side, showing neither heads nor tails. with no winner chosen, he makes the women do rock, paper, scissors! unfortunately, they both choose rock :( growing impatient, he picks a random number 1-10 and orders each woman to guess what it is, with the closest guess getting saved! Jershika guesses 6, while Shadale guesses 8… John’s number is 7, resulting in yet another tie! exasperated, John chooses to end the madness and sends them both home!!!!

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16 minutes ago, KimberlyxKyla said:

here are my other two!

 

Team Blake

PV: Wendy Moten - knowing that she needs to choose a song that will pander to  Minivan, Wendy sacrifices her morals, ethics, and integrity and sings… *gulp*… Whiskey Glasses by none other than The Voice alum/known trainwreck Morgan Wallen. while not the most ethical approach, it gets the job done, and Minivan sends her to the next round! 

PV: LiBianca - realizing that her style may not resonate with the show’s core audience of 80 year old grandmas, LiBianca does a complete 180! she goes on stage with a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, a fiddle, bales of hay, a mouthful of chewing tobacco, AND on horseback. she sings a country song, filled with twang, yodels… the whole shebang! her new country persona clicks with the viewers and gets her a PV!

CS: Berritt Haynes - despite getting cut in the KOs, Berritt is brought back! after seeing him get montaged each round, Make-A-Wish threatens to take legal action against The Voice for failing to adequately grant Berritt’s wish. to make things right, TPTB bring Berritt back and force Blake to send him through to the next round!

 

Team Legend

PV: David Vogel - on stage, David gives a one-of-a-kind, show-stopping performance! and by one-of-a-kind, show-stopping performance, i mean that he stood in silence on stage and flipped that gorgeous, luscious, flowing mane of hair of his for two and a half minutes. this alone is enough to earn the votes of the girls and the gays, sending him to the next round!

PV: Joshua earns a PV after a beautiful rendition of Defying Gravity! i guess you could say that’s… good 4 him!!! (i’ll see myself out)

CS: No one - after Samuel is given the Ryan Gallagher treatment and mysteriously disappears into the void, John must make the impossible decision of choosing between Shadale and Jershika. he is so torn between the two that he leaves the choice up to chance and flips a coin… heads Shadale tails Jershika! unfortunately, the coin lands on its side, showing neither heads nor tails. with no winner chosen, he makes the women do rock, paper, scissors! unfortunately, they both choose rock :( growing impatient, he picks a random number 1-10 and orders each woman to guess what it is, with the closest guess getting saved! Jershika guesses 6, while Shadale guesses 8… John’s number is 7, resulting in yet another tie! exasperated, John chooses to end the madness and sends them both home!!!!


Wendy and LiBianca:dead: 

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21 minutes ago, KimberlyxKyla said:

PV: David Vogel - on stage, David gives a one-of-a-kind, show-stopping performance! and by one-of-a-kind, show-stopping performance, i mean that he stood in silence on stage and flipped that gorgeous, luscious, flowing mane of hair of his for two and a half minutes. this alone is enough to earn the votes of the girls and the gays, sending him to the next round!

Mate you can just tag me next time it’s okay 🥴

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23 hours ago, KimberlyxKyla said:

OG Sasha Allen

OG Sasha Allen is the sh*t.  She can come back anytime.  Last time I saw her (a while ago now), she was on tour as a bgv with the Rolling Stones and singing the Merry Clayton part in Gimme Shelter up front with Jagger.

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