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2 hours ago, Crisis said:

 

69. Pineapple/Tommy Chong: I didn't remember much about his performance, but I noticed how busy it was during a re-watch. :haha: Fair enough about the last sentence.

66. We'll probably see Baby Monster in S7. :giggle: He was fun for the brief time he was on.

 

You did get them all right. :yes:

 

We'll see about the next set...

 

- I watched it back and saw that too. :lmao: So funny. 

- It wouldn't surprise me. :haha:  

 

Wow, yay me! That's good because the newest set was very difficult for me to guess, soo at least my 100% on the last one can make up for it. :lmao: 

 

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14 hours ago, miss denise said:

 

- I watched it back and saw that too. :lmao: So funny. 

- It wouldn't surprise me. :haha:  

 

Wow, yay me! That's good because the newest set was very difficult for me to guess, soo at least my 100% on the last one can make up for it. :lmao: 

 

 

- Glad to see you think so.

- I think they'll try to come up with as many Monster costumes as possible. :haha:

 

We'll see how you do. I'll try to have the next set up within a couple of days.

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65. Giraffe/Brian Austin Green

Season 4: Group A (Second Eliminated) 

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Giraffe - Let's Get It Started

Giraffe - Get Down On It

Giraffe Unmasking

 

Clue: Stuck its neck out and caught a winner

The first part of the clue is referring to giraffes having long necks. The second part is about his marriage to Megan Fox although the two have since split. Fox was the S2 winner, so a double entendre of sorts.

 

Beginning the new set is Giraffe. He was someone I didn’t care for much during the season, mostly because admittedly I was disappointed he advanced to the next round while Dragon was eliminated (which I feel guilty about because it wasn’t his fault). While re-watching his time on TMS, although he still isn’t a favorite of mine I enjoyed him more than initially thought. His two performances (Let’s Get It Started and Get Down On It) were fun although he was completely off beat in the former. I laughed when the panel guessed a Hamilton star for him because there was no way any of them would come across as amateurish as Giraffe did. Eventually, he was revealed to be Brian Austin Green (BAG) who apparently was Robin’s neighbor and childhood friend. It was probably maddening for Robin not to get him. :haha: Of course BAG went on to be a panelist on The Masked Dancer, where he did a fine job (although Paula was the best one of the group).

 

64. Deer/Terry Bradshaw

Season 1: Group A (Second Eliminated)

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Deer - Thunder

Deer - Get Your Shine On

Deer Unmasking

 

 

Clue: Black and gold animal that knew how to throw a performance

Terry Bradshaw was a quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers, whose primary team colors are black and gold. The animal is referring to the deer of course. Quarterbacks are known for throwing footballs hence the throwing a performance clue.

 

Up next is Deer. While not the worst contestant, Deer wasn’t as strong as some of the other acts. His two performances of Thunder and Get Your Shine On were decent, although the latter is from one of my least favorite music groups. He was the second Group A act to unmask and turned out to be Pro Football Hall of Fame Quarterback and FOX NFL studio analyst Terry Bradshaw. I had a feeling it was him from the first clue package and his voice. One of the things that stood out was Robin guessing him correctly from the way he shakes his shoulders when he laughs. Another thing was the panel saying he wasn’t a singer, which is funny because he recorded a few country albums. :haha: Finally, there was him saying he was happy he was eliminated; it was probably for the better because he looked like he was going to pass out when he was unmasked.

 

63. White Tiger/Rob Gronkowski

Season 3: 9th Place

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White Tiger - Ice Ice Baby

White Tiger - Good Vibrations

White Tiger - We Will Rock You

White Tiger - I'm Too Sexy

White Tiger Unmasking

 

Clue: From a proud native to a seafaring outlaw

Rob Gronkowski is an NFL tight end who played for the New England Patriots (a proud native of a country) and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers (whose logo is a buccaneer or pirate AKA a seafaring outlaw).

 

White Tiger was definitely not the best singer, but he knew how to entertain! He looked like he had a blast every time he took the stage. His first two performances (Ice Ice Baby and Good Vibrations) were fun to watch, especially the latter when he did the Roger Rabbit, Sprinkler, and Floss dances (Nicole doing a mini-floss of her own was funny as well). :lmao: We Will Rock You was kind of a mess, and from what I understand there was some controversy about him advancing from the Group A Championship because it was felt Miss Monster should’ve advanced instead of him (I didn’t watch most of S2 or S3 live). Regardless, he performed I’m Too Sexy in the following round and the most memorable thing was probably the Lion on the stripper pole. :lmao: He was at risk with Banana and Rhino for elimination that night and was the first one of the combined groups to be eliminated. White Tiger was revealed to be none other than Rob Gronkowski. I had a feeling it was him because of the size and Gronk having a reputation of being a goofball, so this was in character for him. :haha:

 

62. Llama/Drew Carey

Season 3: Group A (Second Eliminated)

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Llama - She Bangs

Llama - It's Not Unusual

Llama Unmasking

 

Clue: The correct cost for this creepy body of water dweller

The correct cost references Drew Carey as host of the game show The Price Is Right. Carey is from Cleveland, OH, which is a city that resides along Lake Erie, hence the creepy body of water clue.

 

First, I have to say Llama had one of the most creative costumes with the rear legs with wheels attached to him. He wasn’t a bad performer; it’s just the case in which I prefer others. His first performance She Bangs was great to watch (although it didn’t - or nothing else for that matter - will ever measure up to William Hung :giggle:). However, the best part was the guy dancing at around the 0:59 mark in the link posted and the lady towards the end (I hope there’s a gif of the guy somewhere :dead:). It’s Not Unusual was an OK number all things considered, but it wasn’t enough as he was the second Group A act unmasked at the end of the night. Llama turned out to be comedian and TV show host Drew Carey. He probably could have lasted longer than White Tiger at least, but I don’t think he would’ve made it much farther because he wasn’t as strong as some of the acts that season. Nonetheless, I think this is a decent spot for him.

 

61. Bear/Sarah Palin

Season 3: Group C (First Eliminated)

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Bear - Baby Got Back

Bear Unmasking

 

Clue: Mammal that roams the last frontier

A bear is a mammal. The Last Frontier is the state of Alaska's nickname. Sarah Palin was the governor of Alaska from 2006 - 2009.

 

Closing out the set is one of the most surreal acts in TMS history. Although Bear only had one performance, it was definitely something to remember. I was howling like a lunatic during her Baby Got Back performance; I just loved the energy and commitment. :dead: As great as the performance was, it was nothing compared to her unmasking. Bear turned out to be none other than former Alaska governor and Vice President candidate Sarah Palin. Nick’s reaction to the revelation was something to remember. I thought she was the biggest surprise revelation up until a certain S5 act of course. :giggle: I commend her for going up there and doing something like this. The absolute best part was her post-unmasking performance with Nick being her hype man and twerking on stage. :lmao: While I felt she was the weakest of Group C, I did enjoy her performance and probably wouldn’t have minded had she lasted longer.

 

65. Giraffe/Brian Austin Green:

64. Deer/Terry Bradshaw:

63. White Tiger/Rob Gronkowski:

62. Llama/Drew Carey:

61. Bear/Sarah Palin:

 

Clues for 60-56 in no particular order:

- An intimidating act who dealt with a crowded place

- Dancing from a prehistoric era to the current one

- Many late nights may have contributed to the lack of flesh

- Offspring of a GOAT who became a different mammal and was in the presence of gladiators

- Voice soars through the air to help others in need

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65. Giraffe/Brian Austin Green: Ahh my initial guess was right although I couldn't make sense of the winner part. So he caught a fox... that is really tricky. :dead:  Anyway, I liked this costume and his performances weren't so bad. They were fun and of course, I can totally hear his voice now. :haha:  lol at him being Robin's neighbor.

64. Deer/Terry Bradshaw: Oh wow, so the animal wasn't actually black and gold. Ahh that really threw me off and I wouldn't think of his team or even know the colors, lol. But yeah, he wasn't great, although I remember the judges guessing him and Robin with the shoulders thing. :haha: That was funny. He recorded some albums? :omg: I'm shocked by that. Wow, I don't remember him looking like he was about to pass out, yikes. :( 

63. White Tiger/Rob Gronkowski: Oh wow, another one I named but for the wrong clue. I would have never put this together and still barely get it. :dead:  Yeah, he was fun, but definitely not great and I think I worried he might stay too long. I do think I remember the controversary you mentioned. lol he was always fun at least and I had a feeling it was him too after the judges guessed him. :haha: 

62. Llama/Drew Carey:  I would have never figured out that clue. :lmao: The costume is... different, but not a fan with the legs like that, lol. He was okay, but not the best and omg the dancing people you mentioned in the first video. :dead:  I watched and saw and LOL I was wondering who that was in your avatar! LOL. :dead:  So hilarious. I mostly agree with your thoughts here.

61. Bear/Sarah Palin: Yay, I got this one. :haha:  lol I'll never forget this unmasking and how iconic it was. That performance was already something but then to learn who it was? :dead:  Wow. lol Nick's reaction was amazing and I rewatched that moment several times. :haha: lol this reveal and the S5 one you are referring to were both sooo wow in different ways. :giggle: Hahah I loved Nick being part of the unmasked performance too. I do wonder what she would have done with another performance. :haha: 

 

I'm going to think about these clues for a bit but wanted to at least get my comments posted. :haha: 

 

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- An intimidating act who dealt with a crowded place: My best guess here is Bob Saget as Squiggly Monster... thinking of "a crowded place" referring to Full House and monsters being intimidating. 

- Dancing from a prehistoric era to the current one: My mind immediately goes to JoJo Siwa as the T-Rex... makes sense with the "dancing" and "prehistoric" references 

- Many late nights may have contributed to the lack of flesh: I thought of Skeleton and Paul Shaffer was on Late Night with David Letterman so this checks out. :haha: 

- Offspring of a GOAT who became a different mammal and was in the presence of gladiators: Hmm... my thought for the first part was Laila Ali but I can't make sense of that for the rest of the clue. *thinks*  Not sure on this. 

- Voice soars through the air to help others in need: This makes sense for Dr. Drew as Eagle. Eagles soar and Dr. Drew helps people. :teeheewave: 

 

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18 hours ago, miss denise said:

65. Giraffe/Brian Austin Green: Ahh my initial guess was right although I couldn't make sense of the winner part. So he caught a fox... that is really tricky. :dead:  Anyway, I liked this costume and his performances weren't so bad. They were fun and of course, I can totally hear his voice now. :haha:  lol at him being Robin's neighbor.

64. Deer/Terry Bradshaw: Oh wow, so the animal wasn't actually black and gold. Ahh that really threw me off and I wouldn't think of his team or even know the colors, lol. But yeah, he wasn't great, although I remember the judges guessing him and Robin with the shoulders thing. :haha: That was funny. He recorded some albums? :omg: I'm shocked by that. Wow, I don't remember him looking like he was about to pass out, yikes. :( 

63. White Tiger/Rob Gronkowski: Oh wow, another one I named but for the wrong clue. I would have never put this together and still barely get it. :dead:  Yeah, he was fun, but definitely not great and I think I worried he might stay too long. I do think I remember the controversary you mentioned. lol he was always fun at least and I had a feeling it was him too after the judges guessed him. :haha: 

62. Llama/Drew Carey:  I would have never figured out that clue. :lmao: The costume is... different, but not a fan with the legs like that, lol. He was okay, but not the best and omg the dancing people you mentioned in the first video. :dead:  I watched and saw and LOL I was wondering who that was in your avatar! LOL. :dead:  So hilarious. I mostly agree with your thoughts here.

61. Bear/Sarah Palin: Yay, I got this one. :haha:  lol I'll never forget this unmasking and how iconic it was. That performance was already something but then to learn who it was? :dead:  Wow. lol Nick's reaction was amazing and I rewatched that moment several times. :haha: lol this reveal and the S5 one you are referring to were both sooo wow in different ways. :giggle: Hahah I loved Nick being part of the unmasked performance too. I do wonder what she would have done with another performance. :haha: 

 

I'm going to think about these clues for a bit but wanted to at least get my comments posted. :haha: 

 

 

65. Yeah, his costume was cool and his performances were better than I remembered when I re-watched them.

64. I probably could have worded the clue better. He recorded a couple of country/western albums in the 70s and I believe 80s. He looked like he was sweating profusely; I can imagine how hot those costumes are. :haha:

63. Agree about him being fun. I know there were some people who weren't pleased with how long he lasted.

62. That costume was different. :haha: When re-watching the performances, I stumbled across the guy dancing and knew I had to make that my avatar. :haha: I wanted to have one and was fortunate enough to see that. That's probably what I look like when I dance. :lmao: 

61. That performance and unmasking was something indeed. Nick's reaction was something. :haha: Pretty much anything regarding her was iconic. :haha: I also wonder what she would have done if she lasted another episode.

 

It looks like the guesses have been made. :shiftywave:

 

18 hours ago, miss denise said:

- An intimidating act who dealt with a crowded place: My best guess here is Bob Saget as Squiggly Monster... thinking of "a crowded place" referring to Full House and monsters being intimidating. 

- Dancing from a prehistoric era to the current one: My mind immediately goes to JoJo Siwa as the T-Rex... makes sense with the "dancing" and "prehistoric" references 

- Many late nights may have contributed to the lack of flesh: I thought of Skeleton and Paul Shaffer was on Late Night with David Letterman so this checks out. :haha: 

- Offspring of a GOAT who became a different mammal and was in the presence of gladiators: Hmm... my thought for the first part was Laila Ali but I can't make sense of that for the rest of the clue. *thinks*  Not sure on this. 

- Voice soars through the air to help others in need: This makes sense for Dr. Drew as Eagle. Eagles soar and Dr. Drew helps people. :teeheewave: 

 

 

I may post the next set tonight, so we'll see what happens...

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3 hours ago, Crisis said:

 

65. Yeah, his costume was cool and his performances were better than I remembered when I re-watched them.

64. I probably could have worded the clue better. He recorded a couple of country/western albums in the 70s and I believe 80s. He looked like he was sweating profusely; I can imagine how hot those costumes are. :haha:

62. That costume was different. :haha: When re-watching the performances, I stumbled across the guy dancing and knew I had to make that my avatar. :haha: I wanted to have one and was fortunate enough to see that. That's probably what I look like when I dance. :lmao: 

61. That performance and unmasking was something indeed. Nick's reaction was something. :haha: Pretty much anything regarding her was iconic. :haha: I also wonder what she would have done if she lasted another episode.

 

It looks like the guesses have been made. :shiftywave:

 

 

I may post the next set tonight, so we'll see what happens...

- Yay! I also just love giraffes. :giggle: 

- Aww. :blushingwave:  Wow, I had no idea and wouldn't have guessed that based on his performances. Yikes, but yeah, I always hear how hot they are. :( 

- I am :dead: at everything here. My first thought was that your new avatar was Graham! :lmao: But at least you are happy dancer then. :giggle: 

- I feel the same! I am so curious but we'll never know... unless she comes back in another costume. :giggle: 

 

Haha yes! Oh yay, I look forward to them. I hope to catch up in your other thread tonight as well. 

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3 hours ago, miss denise said:

- Aww. :blushingwave:  Wow, I had no idea and wouldn't have guessed that based on his performances. Yikes, but yeah, I always hear how hot they are. :( 

- I am :dead: at everything here. My first thought was that your new avatar was Graham! :lmao: But at least you are happy dancer then. :giggle: 

- I feel the same! I am so curious but we'll never know... unless she comes back in another costume. :giggle: 

 

Haha yes! Oh yay, I look forward to them. I hope to catch up in your other thread tonight as well. 

 

- I guess he realized music wasn't his thing and stuck with football. :haha: Not only that, it appears they are hard to see through.

- :lmao:. I liked Graham, but not enough to make him my avatar (there is only one Idol contestant who would be in my avatar). I guess you can put it that way. :haha:

- Something tells me she would be the type to come back in a different costume.

 

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60. Eagle/Dr. Drew Pinsky

Season 2: Group D (First Eliminated)

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Eagle - I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)

Eagle - These Boots Are Made For Walking

Eagle Unmasking

 

Clue: Voice soars through the air to help others in need

Dr. Drew is a medical specialist who has hosted both radio and TV shows, so he was on a bunch of airwaves. Eagles fly or soar through the sky. The clue was a play on both entities.

 

Leading off the new set is the USA mascot AKA Eagle. Eagle was someone who brought humor to both his acts and interactions with Nick. In addition, his voice wasn’t all that bad. His I’d Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That) was OK; however, he was no match for Flower and had to compete in the Smackdown against Penguin. These Boots Are Made For Walkin’ was a good song choice, but it wasn’t enough and Eagle had to unmask at the end of the night. Eagle turned out to be addiction specialist and media personality Dr. Drew Pinksy. Overall,  Eagle was someone who I didn’t have any strong feelings toward in either direction.

 

59. T-Rex/JoJo Siwa

Season 3: Group C (Third Eliminated)

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T-Rex - So What

T-Rex - Push It

T-Rex - Jai Ho! (You Are My Destiny)

T-Rex Unmasking

 

Clue: Dancing from a prehistoric era to the current one

JoJo Siwa is a dancer who was on the show Dance Moms. The prehistoric era is an era in which dinosaurs lived. Siwa was T-Rex of course.

 

T-Rex brought a lot of fun and energy to her performances, which made up for her not so splendid singing. So What was a high energy number although she sounded like she was out of breath towards the end from moving so much. Push It was my favorite of hers, and Jai Ho! (You Are My Destiny) while ambitious didn’t work out. T-Rex was unmasked after Jai Ho, and that person turned out to be JoJo Siwa. I’m not familiar with her; from doing an Internet search she was on Dance Moms and is a YouTuber. Despite not being the best act and being OK with where she placed, T-Rex was someone who was entertaining to watch.

 

58. Panda/Laila Ali

Season 2: Group C (First Eliminated)

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Panda - Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)

Panda - All I Do Is Win

Panda Unmasking

 

Clue: Offspring of a GOAT who became a different mammal and was in the presence of gladiators

Laila is the daughter of boxing legend Muhammad Ali, who was referred to as the GOAT (Greatest Of All Time). Laila herself was a boxer and went undefeated in her bozing career. Laila co-hosted the American Gladiators reboot on NBC alongside Hulk Hogan in 2008.

 

Panda was someone who I didn’t think was all that bad. Her Stronger (What Doesn’t Kill You) was decent despite being no Kelly Clarkson (then again there aren’t many who are so no shame there), plus she brought some humor to it. Unfortunately, she fell short against Black Widow and had to compete in the Smackdown against Leopard. Her All I Do Is Win was fine, but it turned out to be an ironic song choice because she lost the Smackdown and had to unmask. :lmao: Panda was unveiled to be Laila Ali. I think she would’ve made it past the first round under any other circumstance, but I thought she had a decent showing all things considered.

 

57. Skeleton/Paul Shaffer

Season 2: Eliminated Episode 4

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Skeleton - Good Times/Rapper's Delight

Skeleton - Hard To Handle

Skeleton - Are You Gonna Be My Girl

Skeleton Unmasking

 

Clue: Many late nights may have contributed to the lack of flesh

Skeletons tend not to have any flesh on them, and Paul was the bandleader under Dave Letterman when he hosted his late night talk show on CBS.

 

Skeleton was someone who was entertaining for the brief time he was on. His first performance was a medley of Good Times/Rapper’s Delight in which he rapped a couple of verses from the latter and sang the hook of the former. He lost against Butterfly and competed in the Smackdown against Egg in which he sang Hard To Handle and was victorious. The next time we would see Skeleton is the fourth episode in which he sang Are You Gonna Be My Girl. This would be his last performance as he was unmasked and revealed to be former Late Night with David Letterman bandleader Paul Shaffer. It was probably inevitable considering who he was up against, but overall he was someone fun to watch.

 

56. Squiggly Monster/Bob Saget

Season 4: Group C (Second Eliminated)

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Squiggly Monster - Have You Ever Seen The Rain

Squiggly Monster - (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction

Squiggly Monster Unmasking

 

Clue: An intimidating act who dealt with a crowded place

Bob Saget played Danny Tanner in the classic 80s/90s sitcom Full House. He was Squiggly Monster, and monsters are known for being intimidating.

 

Closing out the set is Squiggly Monster. Squiggly Monster was someone who I felt wasn’t that bad of an act. Plus, his costume was one of the more creative ones. His two performances of Have You Ever Seen The Rain and (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction were pretty decent if you ask me, with the latter being my favorite. He was able to survive the first round but was unlucky in the second round. He was unmasked after Satisfaction and was revealed to be Bob Saget. One of the funniest things about his unmasking was Nicole’s first impression guess being one of the Ying Yang Twins (oh Nicole, I love you but where did that come from :lmao:). At the time, I would’ve had him at least outlast Broccoli (despite me not listing him yet), but I don’t think he would’ve lasted longer if he did.

 

60. Eagle/Dr. Drew Pinsky:

59. T-Rex/JoJo Siwa:

58. Panda/Laila Ali:

57. Skeleton/Paul Shaffer:

56. Squiggly Monster/Bob Saget:

 

Clues for 55-51:

- A bird who was a part of something that referenced unclean yet appealing dead presidents

- A down under creature with ties to a famous or infamous family depending on how you look at it

- A fantasy creature who came from someone who specialized in producing fantasies of their own

- A plant from the same area as a maple leaf

- Something that could do a tango on your taste buds

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On 6/14/2021 at 7:57 PM, Crisis said:

 

- I guess he realized music wasn't his thing and stuck with football. :haha: Not only that, it appears they are hard to see through.

- :lmao:. I liked Graham, but not enough to make him my avatar (there is only one Idol contestant who would be in my avatar). I guess you can put it that way. :haha:

- Something tells me she would be the type to come back in a different costume.

 

 

- I guess. :lmao: Oh yeah, that is unfortunate. :( 

- :dead:  But oh wow, only one Idol you'd make your avatar. 😮 I know who, of course, but am surprised nobody else even has a chance. :giggle: 

- I would be here for it. :giggle: 

 

60. Eagle/Dr. Drew Pinsky: I remember this reveal being quite a surprise. :lmao: I also don't think he was all that bad, but there are certainly many better ones.

59. T-Rex/JoJo Siwa: She was definitely energetic and entertaining, although I didn't care much for her. :haha: I do know of her outside of the show, but mostly just the name. 

58. Panda/Laila Ali: Oh, I did have it right?! 😮 :dead: Oohh I didn't know about Gladiators but I also misunderstood and thought the "became a different mammal" part meant she became a different mammal than her father. :lmao: So I couldn't figure that one out but now it makes sense... you meant different than goat. :giggle: But yeah, I also agree she wasn't bad and actually much better than I would have expected. 😮 

57. Skeleton/Paul Shaffer: Skeleton was fun. :giggle: I enjoyed his performances well enough but oh yeah, he was definitely the weakest of his group when he was eliminated. 

56. Squiggly Monster/Bob Saget: Nicole's guess. :dead:  Aww I was bummed Danny Tanner didn't last longer. 😢 I also enjoyed him and thought the costume was fun, although super random. :lmao: 

 

Wow, I got them all right. I love when I can make sense of clues. 😢 :lmao: 

 

- A bird who was a part of something that referenced unclean yet appealing dead presidents: I think this is Penguin aka Sherri Shepherd and a reference to a Dirty Sexy Politics book written by one of her co-hosts from The View?

- A down under creature with ties to a famous or infamous family depending on how you look at it: I immediately think of Kangaroo/Jordyn Woods. Of course kangaroos come from Australia and I remember Jordyn having a connection to the Kardashians. 

- A fantasy creature who came from someone who specialized in producing fantasies of their own: I automatically thought of Unicorn and that makes sense since Tori Spelling's father was a TV producer. :yes: 

- A plant from the same area as a maple leaf: I'm guessing Paul Anka as Broccoli since he's from Canada.

- Something that could do a tango on your taste buds: Tom Bergeron as Taco... the dance reference and tasty tacos. :giggle: 

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17 hours ago, miss denise said:

- :dead:  But oh wow, only one Idol you'd make your avatar. 😮 I know who, of course, but am surprised nobody else even has a chance. :giggle: 

- I would be here for it. :giggle: 

 

60. Eagle/Dr. Drew Pinsky: I remember this reveal being quite a surprise. :lmao: I also don't think he was all that bad, but there are certainly many better ones.

59. T-Rex/JoJo Siwa: She was definitely energetic and entertaining, although I didn't care much for her. :haha: I do know of her outside of the show, but mostly just the name. 

58. Panda/Laila Ali: Oh, I did have it right?! 😮 :dead: Oohh I didn't know about Gladiators but I also misunderstood and thought the "became a different mammal" part meant she became a different mammal than her father. :lmao: So I couldn't figure that one out but now it makes sense... you meant different than goat. :giggle: But yeah, I also agree she wasn't bad and actually much better than I would have expected. 😮 

57. Skeleton/Paul Shaffer: Skeleton was fun. :giggle: I enjoyed his performances well enough but oh yeah, he was definitely the weakest of his group when he was eliminated. 

56. Squiggly Monster/Bob Saget: Nicole's guess. :dead:  Aww I was bummed Danny Tanner didn't last longer. 😢 I also enjoyed him and thought the costume was fun, although super random. :lmao: 

 

Wow, I got them all right. I love when I can make sense of clues. 😢 :lmao: 

 

- A bird who was a part of something that referenced unclean yet appealing dead presidents: I think this is Penguin aka Sherri Shepherd and a reference to a Dirty Sexy Politics book written by one of her co-hosts from The View?

- A down under creature with ties to a famous or infamous family depending on how you look at it: I immediately think of Kangaroo/Jordyn Woods. Of course kangaroos come from Australia and I remember Jordyn having a connection to the Kardashians. 

- A fantasy creature who came from someone who specialized in producing fantasies of their own: I automatically thought of Unicorn and that makes sense since Tori Spelling's father was a TV producer. :yes: 

- A plant from the same area as a maple leaf: I'm guessing Paul Anka as Broccoli since he's from Canada.

- Something that could do a tango on your taste buds: Tom Bergeron as Taco... the dance reference and tasty tacos. :giggle: 

 

- I wonder who that could be. :giggle: The others have little to no shot because although I am a fan of a lot of them (some of them big fans even), I don't stan them as hard.

- Me too. :lmao:

 

60. I think it was. I don't think anyone guessed him correctly. Pretty much in agreement with the last sentence.

59. I pretty much agree with everything here except I didn't know much about her outside of the show. :haha:

58. Yes, it was right! Yes, I was referencing GOAT and Panda as being the different mammals. Agreed with the last sentence.

57. Again, pretty much agree with everything here. He was fun for the short time he was there.

56. Yeah, Nicole's guess was something. :dead: He and the costume were fun and wouldn't have minded if he lasted longer.

 

Yes, you did get them all right! We'll see how you do with the new set... :shiftywave:

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On 6/16/2021 at 1:30 PM, Crisis said:

 

- I wonder who that could be. :giggle: The others have little to no shot because although I am a fan of a lot of them (some of them big fans even), I don't stan them as hard.

 

58. Yes, it was right! Yes, I was referencing GOAT and Panda as being the different mammals. Agreed with the last sentence.

56. Yeah, Nicole's guess was something. :dead: He and the costume were fun and wouldn't have minded if he lasted longer.

 

Yes, you did get them all right! We'll see how you do with the new set... :shiftywave:

 

We know. :giggle: Aww I see.

 

- I get it now but misunderstood when trying to figure it out. :haha: At least I got it otherwise.

- lol wow. :lmao: That was one of the most off guesses I can remember. Me too. 

 

I think I did well. 😮 

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55. Unicorn/Tori Spelling

Season 1: Fifth Eliminated

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Unicorn - Fight Song

Unicorn - Oops!...I Did It Again

Unicorn - I Love It

Unicorn Unmasking

 

Clue: A fantasy creature who came from someone who specialized in producing fantasies of their own

Unicorns are creatures that don't exist or are a fantasy. Tori Spelling is the daughter of legendary TV producer/director Aaron Spelling, who was responsible in creating some of the most well-known TV shows.

 

Leading off the new set is Unicorn. Unicorn is someone who appeared to be a bundle of nerves every time she took the stage but put her heart in all of her performances. With that said, she was one of the weaker contestants of the season, and I remember people being annoyed with her story and “lasting too long”. Some watchers were especially displeased that Monster was in the B3 instead of her in the first episode. All three of her performances (Fight Song, Oops!...I Did It Again, and I Love It) were OK albeit not great. One thing I noticed was there was a lot of background singing during her performances, probably more so than any other act. Unicorn was unmasked after the fifth episode and was revealed to be actress Tori Spelling. In hindsight, she is someone I ranked too high (I probably should’ve ranked her in the higher 60s), but I don’t think this is too bad of a spot all things considered.

 

54. Swan/Bella Thorne

Season 3: Group C (Second Eliminated)

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Swan - Fever

Swan - I Hate Myself For Loving You

Swan - Unmasking

 

Clue: A bird who was a part of something that referenced unclean yet appealing dead presidents

Bella Thorne was Swan, which obviously is a bird. Thorne was in the ABC drama Dirty Sexy Money, hence the unclean yet appealing dead presidents clue.

 

Swan is someone who I had to re-watch a few times because there wasn’t much about her I could remember. Her two performances (Fever and I Hate Myself For Loving You) were entertaining for the most part. Her IHMFLY was funny with the scrolling screens of Ken in the background and her saying she loved him at the end. :lmao: She was eliminated after those two performances and unveiled as actress Bella Thorne. She’s someone who I’m not familiar with. Having said that, apparently she and Ken were in a movie together, and I remember the panel giving him a hard time because he didn’t guess her correctly, not unlike a certain S1 act. :giggle: Overall, Swan is someone who I would say wasn’t bad but am indifferent towards when it’s all said and done.

 

53. Broccoli/Paul Anka

Season 4: Group C (Third Eliminated)

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Broccoli - The House Is Rockin'/Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On

Broccoli - Hello

Broccoli - Old Time Rock & Roll

Broccoli - Take Me Down

Broccoli Unmasking

 

Clue: A plant from the same area as a maple leaf

Paul Anka is from Canada, whose flag has a red maple leaf in the center. Broccoli is obviously a plant.

 

Broccoli definitely was someone who has been around for a while. In fact, one can say he was a seasoned performer in more ways than one. I enjoyed all of his performances (The House I Rockin’/Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On, Hello, and Old Time Rock & Roll) in some form or another. I remember there was some disappointment when he advanced while Squiggly Monster was eliminated. He had to participate in the Smackdown against Mushroom after Old Time Rock & Roll, which was a given considering that Jellyfish had the best performance of the night IMO. He sang Take Me Down in the Smackdown but fell short and had to unmask at the end of the night. Broccoli turned out to be legendary singer/songwriter Paul Anka. I loved how sure Robin was about him because he knew Anka was Canadian. :haha: Broccoli was OK, but I knew he went as far as he was going to go.

 

52. Taco/Tom Bergeron

Season 3: Group B (Third Eliminated)

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Taco - Fly Me To The Moon

Taco - Bossa Nova Baby

Taco - Can't Help Myself

Taco Unmasking

 

Clue: Something that could do a tango on your taste buds

Tom Bergeron was the long time host of Dancing With The Stars, hence the tango reference. Tacos are something people eat.

 

Bringing some spice and flavor to the ranking is Taco. Taco was someone who I found to be fun during his brief stay in the show. My personal favorite performance of his was Fly Me To The Moon, for I didn’t expect him to be good for some reason. His other two performances (Bossa Nova Baby and Can’t Help Myself) were fine as well, although the dancer was my favorite part in the former. Taco fell short in the Group B Championships and was unmasked as long time comedian and TV show host Tom Bergeron. What was funny at his unmasking was Jenny, Robin, and Nicole not guessing him after all three have worked with him in some capacity (that didn’t stop them from getting on Ken for not getting Bella Thorne later that season). :lmao: Also, his famous friend being Bob Saget was funny because Bob himself would be an act in the following season. :haha:

 

51. Kangaroo/Jordyn Woods

Season 3: Eliminated Eleventh Episode

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Kangaroo - Dancing On My Own

Kangaroo - You Know I'm No Good

Kangaroo - Diamonds

Kangaroo - Not Ready To Make Nice

Kangaroo - No Air

Kangaroo - Hot Stuff

Kangaroo Unmasking

 

Clue: A down under creature with ties to a famous or infamous family depending on how you look at it

Kangaroos are from Australia, which is often referred to the Land Down Under. Jordyn Woods was friends with Kylie Jenner, who is part of the Kardashian clan. In addition, Woods was involved in some controversy surrounding Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson.

 

Closing out this set is Kangaroo. Kangaroo was someone who appeared to be an amateur during the season. She looked like she struggled with confidence early in the season but appeared to get better each time she took the stage. She gave some very solid performances with my personal favorite being No Air. I would go as far as saying that was the only decent cover of the song on any show. Unfortunately, she had to compete in the Smackdown with Astronaut after it. She sang Hot Stuff, but her stuff was anything but as she was eliminated and had to unmask at the end of the night (I’m sure a certain someone was relieved with the results :giggle:). She was revealed to be Jordyn Woods. As with most social media people, I had zero idea who she was. She was the weakest of her group, so I wasn’t too disappointed with her elimination. With that said, Kangaroo was someone who put up a very decent showing and should hold her head high over it.

 

55. Unicorn/Tori Spelling:

54. Swan/Bella Thorne:

53. Broccoli/Paul Anka:

52. Taco/Tom Bergeron:

51. Kangaroo/Jordyn Woods:

 

Clues for 50-46:

- An apparatus that could dance if fed with Cash Money

- Someone who chilled with a nice view

- There is a golden gate entry to this fluffy act

- This insect may not be so dainty considering her family

- Who allowed toddlers to jet through the sky?

 

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