Flop Predictions S20

[David68]

To refresh the memory of flop predictions, here is an example of a flop prediction from the great @KimberlyxKyla from S19:

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Team Kelly:

Ryan gets lost on his way to the live show and is unable to perform.

PV: Madeline (a glitch in the voting system sends all of DeSz’s votes to Madeline, giving her the PV)

CS: Tanner (before making her decision, Kelly looks straight into the camera and says “this is for you, Flop-risa”)

 

Team Gwen:

PV: Ben (team minivan works their magic, sending the only country artist on

team Gwen through)

CS: Carter (a hysterically-crying Gwen announces that she will not only be saving Carter, but that she and Blake will be adopting him as well)

 

Team Legend:

Chloé and Bailey, knowing that they aren’t as likely to advance to the next round compared to their other teammates, lock John and Tamara in a storage closet backstage, leaving them as the only two that can advance.

PV: Bailey

CS: Chloé

 

Team Blake:

PV: WTW (the trio’s original third member, sadie, comes on stage with her baby and joins the group for an emotional performance that team minivan EATS UP, sending them through)

CS: Ian (Blake, unable to tell the difference between Ian, Jim, and Sid, asks each man to pick a number 1-10. Ian picks 3, Jim 9, and Sid 6. Blake’s number was 1, making Ian the winner)

 

This thread is intended to have posts just like this quoted one, except for season 20, rather than season 19.

 

Let the hilarious predictions begin!

 

I'll tag those who participated last season in @VoiceFan!'s thread: @VoiceFan!, @KimberlyxKyla, @Misirlou, @VintageVoice, @QueenCami, and anyone else who wants to take a shot at it!

[FloorWax]

4-Way KO Winner: Devan Blake Jones - (Knowing he has no chance to win the vote, Devan stays backstage while the three girls get up on stage. The members of Carolina's IDF fan thread spend the week making a combined total of 100,000 email addresses to win her the vote. After she wins, they're so happy for her that they run to The Voice Studio at Mach 20 speed to give her a hug. They also end up knocking over Emma and Savanna in the process. Due to this, all three of them have been counted as violating COVID protocols. Devan is called from the backstage to announce his win by default.)

 

 

Team Kelly

PV: Gihanna Zoë - (An error made by the staff caused Kenzie and Gihanna to swap song choices. He twangs his way through "If I Were A Boy" while she performs a powerful, emotional take of a 90's country song that Minivan swoons over, giving her the vote.)

CS: Corey Ward - (Corey slashes off Kenzie's mullet in his sleep and wears it as a wig. Kelly mistakes Corey for the country singer in her team and picks him instead of Kenzie.)

 

Team Legend

PV: Ryleigh Modig - (Victor, thinking he can impress John with another one of his songs, sings "A Good Night" with his signature dance moves. IDF, Minivan, and John are appalled. Meanwhile, Ariana, who is watching the show to prepare for next season, posts Ryleigh's battle on all of her SM accounts and urges all her fans to vote for her.)

CS: Pia & Zania - (John loves Pia and Zania so much that he can't choose between them. So, he bribes the producers to let them move forward as a duo.)

 

Team Nick

PV: Rachel Mac - (To assure that nerves don't get in the way of her singing, Rachel instead delivers an impassioned speech of all the things she loves about Blake Shelton. She wins the hearts of Minivan and they give her the vote.)

CS: Jose Figueroa, Jr. - (Jose tells Nick before the show starts that he would offer him a year of free Zumba classes as long as he picks him for his save.)

 

Team Blake

PV: Anna Grace - (Anna closes the playoffs with an emotional worship song and cries from beginning to end. She's pitchy from the crying but the audience was incredibly moved by the emotion and voted for her.)

CS: Pete Mroz - (Blake struggles to pick between Cam and Pete, but he remembers that Pete once told him that he still remembered many of Blake's deep dark secrets. He picks Pete out of fear.)

 

 

Wildcard: Ethan Lively - (Zae, Victor, Dana, and Cam sing it out for the wildcard and all four give earth-shattering performances. However, after repeated maskless rallies in front of Blake's countryside ranch for dropping Ethan, he tells the producers to bring Ethan back or else he would leave next season. Ethan is called upon the stage and simply tells the audience to vote for him. He wins with a percentage of 96%.)

Edited April 27, 2021 by FloorWax

[rainbowconnection]

Team Kelly:

PV: Ryan returns after following quarantine protocols this time around and takes Kenzie’s PV spot in the live playoffs. 
CS: Kelly was going to save Zae but Ariana swooped in a season early. She berates Nick for letting him go and helps Zae sign a contract. Kelly then decides to save Corey.

 

Team Legend:

PV: Victor (during his performance, he dances instead of sings and captures the heart of the viewers)

CS: Ryleigh (having the hardest time deciding between two queens, John decides to pick Ryleigh instead)

 

Team Nick:

PV: Andrew (in a shocking turn of events, Dana and Rachel left the competition because they decided to start their own label with Zania and Pia, both of whom John didn’t pick)

CS: Jose (default)

 

Team Blake:

PV: Jordan Matthew Young (he proclaims himself as the second coming / blonde Jesus and gets all the votes as the viewers have accepted him as the Savior)

CS: Anna (she decides to change her genre of music to country and Blake/Gwen loved this so much that they adopt her alongside Carter)

 

[Bonga]

Blake

Pete sings a song Pete and Blake wrote in the band so Blake goes up on stage and starts kissing Pete on the lips and cursing.

Blake forces cam to sing old town road and he screws up so Cam runs off the show screaming that it’s scripted 

 

Nick

Jose knows his chances are slim so he eats Dana and Andrew so Rachael wins and Jose is the judges pick

 

Kelly

Kenzie sings an original song called “mullet cowboy” and the only to words are “mullet cowboy” and puts the mike to his butt and farts and wins gets the public vote.

All the other contestants had to leave cause they got arrested for attempting to kidnap and ship Kenzie to his natural habitat “Nashville” because they know that even if he just farts hill beat all of them 

 

John

Because of John slowly screwing up John Holaday John H comes back and during all of the performances (all forced to sing higher ground) John H screams “John Legand is poopy head!” 

 

 

Edited April 27, 2021 by Bonga

[QueenCami]

1 hour ago, FloorWax said:

4-Way KO Winner: Devan Blake Jones - (Knowing he has no chance to win the vote, Devan stays backstage while the three girls get up on stage. The members of Carolina's IDF fan thread spend the week making a combined total of 100,000 email addresses to win her the vote. After she wins, they're so happy for her that they run to The Voice Studio at Mach 20 speed to give her a hug. They also end up knocking over Emma and Savanna in the process. Due to this, all three of them have been counted as violating COVID protocols. Devan is called from the backstage to announce his win by default.)

 

Thanks for the shoutout, sounds about accurate 

[VintageVoice]

Team Kelly

PV: Corey and Zae conspire to lock Kenzie in the most abandoned bathroom on set for the duration of the playoffs. Unfortunately, this foul play attempt is discovered before the end of the show (but after Team Kelly goes) so all votes for the two gentlemen who did show up get redirected to Gihanna Zoë.

CS: Despite losing the PV, Kelly chooses to save Corey Ward because he pulls his best kicked puppy face on stage while she's deliberating over who to move on (which takes her thirty minutes of a two-hour live show).

WC: Despite missing his performance, Kenzie Wheeler still gets enough votes to go to the Wildcard round.

 

Team Legend

PV: Victor "mysteriously" gets a severe bout of laryngitis the morning of the playoffs, so his voice is shot and Zania Alaké wins the vote after singing while video clips of her kids play in the background.

CS: John chooses to save Ryleigh Modig in a move that nobody saw coming; Victor, so shocked by the decision, passes out on stage.

WC: Pia Renee cries during her performance and has her voice intact, so it's no surprise she beats Victor to the wildcard.

 

Team Nick

PV: After Nick finishes bribing the producers to help boost his odds of winning the show by giving him an extra artist, Devan Blake Jones not only wins the four-way knockout but also gets the public vote after Ariana Grande ands BTS both retweet the video of his performance and Twitter goes nuts.

CS: Nick cites his "very special relationship" with Andrew Marshall as his reason to save him, with comparisons drawn to a similar incident several seasons earlier (which aren't helped by Andrew's jacket of choice for the night being suspiciously robe-like).

WC: Despite given what's widely cited as the best performance of the night and because America has not completely lost its mind just yet, Dana Monique moves onto the wildcard rather than getting the public vote.

 

Team Blake

PV: In a goof discovered only after it's too late to swap songs, Anna Grace accidentally gets Cam's song choice for the week but nails it anyway, so she moves on with little issue.

CS: Blake, feeling bad about the goof, saves Cam Anthony in an attempt to smooth things over. Whether it works remains to be seen.

WC: Luckily, Pete Mroz is a good sport about having to sing in the wildcard.

 

The Wildcard

Kenzie chooses to do the song he was supposed to do the previous night - an acoustic version of "Despacito". It goes about as well as expected. Dana's choice for this round is "Ain't Nobody" by Chaka Khan - she does so well with it that Pete, who immediately follows her, withdraws from the competition on the spot. Pia sings H.E.R.'s "I Can't Breathe" and it's solid, but just as she appears to be winning the vote the producers remember their promise to help Nick win - thus, the Wildcard ultimately goes to Dana Monique in a move almost as controversial as her coach's choice to save Andrew earlier on in the show.

 

[Misirlou]

Alright...

 

Team Kelly:

 

PV: Zae Romeo (Not happy about the idea of Kelly having another favorite cowboy, Tanner decides to sabotage the Wheels. He decides to change his song "Red Dirt Road" into "Old Town Road" by bribing the producers, but Kenzie pulls a cowboy hat from Gucci and nails it either way, being a big threat to get the PV. After the bus attempt failed, Tanner recruits his old friend Ryan Gallagher from prison, and he sings "Time to Say Goodbye" to Kenzie, hypnotizing him and causing him to break Covid protocols, leading to him being DQ´d. Zae, seeing this as a chance, brings out his pet Jack the Snake (Wink to the ToZae show) and it bites Corey, causing him to be already gone. He bribes the producers to asign Gihanna another Ed Sheeran song, and he manages to get the PV with another Harry Styles one)

 

CS: Gihanna Zoe (Kelly feels bad for Gihanna because of the Ed Sheeran song and saves her. She then proceeds to sip some coffee with SUGAAAAAAR)

 

Team Blake:

 

PV: Ethan Lively ( After Pete throws a rock at Cam, leaving him unconscious, he orders Jordan to hide him and not tell anybody about it, or Jordan will end up talking to angels. Jordan hides Cam in his basement. Turns out Ethan moved close nearby shortly and saw everything. He agrees to let Jordan free if he gives him the code to enter the competition stuido doors again. Jordan does it and Ethan is back in the game. He says "Hello" to the audience and they give him a standing ovation, tears falling from their faces. He gets the PV)

 

CS: Emma Caroline (Blake suddenly remembers that Pete stole his girlfriend back when they were bandmates, and gives him "Worth It" by Fifth Harmony. He is eliminated because of that. Anna decides to go country again and she sings "Boys Round Here" with a cowboy hat. Blake loves it, but then remembers that Miranda did backing vocals on it, so he busses her too. Due to the 10th year anniversary card, he is allowed to bring Emma Caroline back, and he saves her)

 

Team Nick:

 

PV: Jose Figueroa Jr (Not happy with his KO being montaged, Jose calls Awari, who punches Nick in the face, and makes Nick lose his memory of the current season. Jose then convinces him he´s the best, so Nick believes him and thus begs the public to vote for him)

 

CS: Andrew Marshall (Nick sees Andrew, without recognizing him, and sees that he looks like him a bit. Nick loves himself, and is too cheap to buy a mirror, so he chooses Andrew to move forward)

 

Will do Team Legend and the 4 way KO later because this is tiring lol, but here´s what I have before I forget it.

[Bk1234]

Just now, Misirlou said:

gives him "Worth It" by Fifth Harmony

Such a missed opportunity... 

 

 

[VoiceFan!]

1 minute ago, Misirlou said:

Alright...

 

Team Kelly:

 

PV: Zae Romeo (Not happy about the idea of Kelly having another favorite cowboy, Tanner decides to sabotage the Wheels. He decides to change his song "Red Dirt Road" into "Old Town Road" by bribing the producers, but Kenzie pulls a cowboy hat from Gucci and nails it either way, being a big threat to get the PV. After the bus attempt failed, Tanner recruits his old friend Ryan Gallagher from prison, and he sings "Time to Say Goodbye" to Kenzie, hypnotizing him and causing him to break Covid protocols, leading to him being DQ´d. Zae, seeing this as a chance, brings out his pet Jack the Snake (Wink to the ToZae show) and it bites Corey, causing him to be already gone. He bribes the producers to asign Gihanna another Ed Sheeran song, and he manages to get the PV with another Harry Styles one)

 

CS: Gihanna Zoe (Kelly feels bad for Gihanna because of the Ed Sheeran song and saves her. She then proceeds to sip some coffee with SUGAAAAAAR)

 

Team Blake:

 

PV: Ethan Lively ( After Pete throws a rock at Cam, leaving him unconscious, he orders Jordan to hide him and not tell anybody about it, or Jordan will end up talking to angels. Jordan hides Cam in his basement. Turns out Ethan moved close nearby shortly and saw everything. He agrees to let Jordan free if he gives him the code to enter the competition stuido doors again. Jordan does it and Ethan is back in the game. He says "Hello" to the audience and they give him a standing ovation, tears falling from their faces. He gets the PV)

 

CS: Emma Caroline (Blake suddenly remembers that Pete stole his girlfriend back when they were bandmates, and gives him "Worth It" by Fifth Harmony. He is eliminated because of that. Anna decides to go country again and she sings "Boys Round Here" with a cowboy hat. Blake loves it, but then remembers that Miranda did backing vocals on it, so he busses her too. Due to the 10th year anniversary card, he is allowed to bring Emma Caroline back, and he saves her)

 

Team Nick:

 

PV: Jose Figueroa Jr (Not happy with his KO being montaged, Jose calls Awari, who punches Nick in the face, and makes Nick lose his memory of the current season. Jose then convinces him he´s the best, so Nick believes him and thus begs the public to vote for him)

 

CS: Andrew Marshall (Nick sees Andrew, without recognizing him, and sees that he looks like him a bit. Nick loves himself, and is too cheap to buy a mirror, so he chooses Andrew to move forward)

 

Will do Team Legend and the 4 way KO later because this is tiring lol, but here´s what I have before I forget it.

I laughed so hard at the SUGAAAAAARRR bc i was listening to her knockout and as soon as i heard that part i saw ur comment

[VintageVoice]

30 minutes ago, Bonga said:

Mine was way to stupid 

 

 

 

The whole point of this thread is to fill it with chaotically stupid predictions - go nuts.

[rainbowconnection]

Y’all writing essays like you’re writing DBQs for APUSH.

[FloorWax]

22 minutes ago, Misirlou said:

PV: Jose Figueroa Jr (Not happy with his KO being montaged, Jose calls Awari, who punches Nick in the face, and makes Nick lose his memory of the current season. Jose then convinces him he´s the best, so Nick believes him and thus begs the public to vote for him)

 

okay this one is my favorite so far

[rainbowconnection]

25 minutes ago, Misirlou said:

PV: Ethan Lively ( After Pete throws a rock at Cam, leaving him unconscious, he orders Jordan to hide him and not tell anybody about it, or Jordan will end up talking to angels. Jordan hides Cam in his basement. Turns out Ethan moved close nearby shortly and saw everything. He agrees to let Jordan free if he gives him the code to enter the competition stuido doors again. Jordan does it and Ethan is back in the game. He says "Hello" to the audience and they give him a standing ovation, tears falling from their faces. He gets the PV)

I feel like Ethan’s smile could get him anything

[FloorWax]

Bumping this, it got buried a bit.

[QueenCami]

11 hours ago, Misirlou said:

CS: Gihanna Zoe (Kelly feels bad for Gihanna because of the Ed Sheeran song and saves her. She then proceeds to sip some coffee with SUGAAAAAAR)

 

I mean, Gihanna better be sipping some tea if she's in the know about all the Team Kelly drama going on around her

[QueenCami]

11 hours ago, rainbowconnection said:

Y’all writing essays like you’re writing DBQs for APUSH.

For real lmao, @KimberlyxKyla, if you didn't finish your essay earlier, you can probably just copy-paste Misirlou's post and it'll probably meet the word count  (just make sure your professor isn't using turnitin )

Edited April 27, 2021 by QueenCami

[KimberlyxKyla]

i really wrote an entire NOVEL...
 

4WKO:

to begin the show, Emma, Devan, Carolina, and Savanna all stand on stage with Carson, awaiting the results of the 4WKO. after asking each contestant a question, Carson announces that the producers have decided, since 4WKO winners only have roughly a .003% chance of advancing to the next round, that the 4WKO is being scrapped. Carson then tells the contestants to leave the studio immediately and have safe flights home.

 

Team Blake:

before Team Blake’s results, Carson announces that both Jordan and Pete have quit the competition! Jordan realizes that he actually has not even the slightest desire to be on The Voice anymore, so he doesn’t even bother attending the results show. Pete was forced to choose between Body by Megan Thee Stallion or Judas by Lady Gaga for his PO performance, so he chose to leave the competition, refusing to give TPTB the satisfaction of bussing him again.

PV: Cam Anthony - after his performance, Blake stands up and balls like a baby. this sends a clear signal to his army, encouraging them to vote for Cam!

CS: Anna Grace Felton - queen advances by default! who’s doing it like her?!?!

 

Team Nick:

PV: Dana Monique - the old whites on Facebook TREMBLE with fear as Dana performs. they cry out “SCREAMER” and burst out in tears, overwhelmed by the utter slayage Dana Monique is serving. these minivan-driving disasters are so disoriented after her performance that they accidentally vote for her on the app! thus, Dana secures the PV through the help of Team Minivan. i love this for me!

CS: Rachel Mac - due to his questionable decision-making this season, TPTB decide to punish Nick, taking away his save and giving it to Blake instead. Blake saves Rachel, due to the presentation she made about him back in 5th grade.

 

Team Legend:

PV: Zania Alaké - no joke for this one. just manifestation

CS: No one - when John begins to reveal who he will be saving, he starts singing his world famous song, singing “you know i have to save ya!...” before he can finish, the contestants groan loudly. “we’re SICK of this dumb song” Pia says, as she, Victor, and Ryleigh run off stage in exasperation.

 

Team Kelly:

before Team Kelly’s results are revealed, Carson announces a SHOCKER sure to shake up the competition... Kenzie has quit the show! he is absolutely FED UP with idolforums referring to him as Jenzie Wheels, and he quits the show in a form of protest!

PV: Gihanna Zoë - queen comes out and annihilates a Beyoncé song! the coaches are on their feet, and the virtual audience is SHAKING behind their computer screens! before any of the judges can speak, Gihanna, remembering idolforums’ criticism of her blind audition and battle, looks dead into the camera and sarcastically asks “happy now, idolforums?”

CS: Zae Romeo - Kelly, secretly resenting Corey for absolutely eating up her song and spitting it back out during his KO, refuses to save him. Carson begins to ask “Kelly, which artist are you sa-,” and before he can finish, Kelly interrupts, quickly saying “i choose to save Zae.”

[QueenCami]

1 minute ago, KimberlyxKyla said:

i really wrote an entire NOVEL...
 

4WKO:

to begin the show, Emma, Devan, Carolina, and Savanna all stand on stage with Carson, awaiting the results of the 4WKO. after asking each contestant a question, Carson announces that the producers have decided, since 4WKO winners only have roughly a .003% chance of advancing to the next round, that the 4WKO is being scrapped. Carson then tells the contestants to leave the studio immediately and have safe flights home.

 

Team Blake:

before Team Blake’s results, Carson announces that both Jordan and Pete have quit the competition! Jordan realizes that he actually has not even the slightest desire to be on The Voice anymore, so he doesn’t even bother attending the results show. Pete was forced to choose between Body by Megan Thee Stallion or Judas by Lady Gaga for his PO performance, so he chose to leave the competition, refusing to give TPTB the satisfaction of bussing him again.

PV: Cam Anthony - after his performance, Blake stands up and balls like a baby. this sends a clear signal to his army, encouraging them to vote for Cam!

CS: Anna Grace Felton - queen advances by default! who’s doing it like her?!?!

 

Team Nick:

PV: Dana Monique - the old whites on Facebook TREMBLE with fear as Dana performs. they cry out “SCREAMER” and burst out in tears, overwhelmed by the utter slayage Dana Monique is serving. these minivan-driving disasters are so disoriented after her performance that they accidentally vote for her on the app! thus, Dana secures the PV through the help of Team Minivan. i love this for me!

CS: Rachel Mac - due to his questionable decision-making this season, TPTB decide to punish Nick, taking away his save and giving it to Blake instead. Blake saves Rachel, due to the presentation she made about him back in 5th grade.

 

Team Legend:

PV: Zania Alaké - no joke for this one. just manifestation

CS: No one - when John begins to reveal who he will be saving, he starts singing his world famous song, singing “you know i have to save ya!...” before he can finish, the contestants groan loudly. “we’re SICK of this dumb song” Pia says, as she, Victor, and Ryleigh run off stage in exasperation.

 

Team Kelly:

before Team Kelly’s results are revealed, Carson announces a SHOCKER sure to shake up the competition... Kenzie has quit the show! he is absolutely FED UP with idolforums referring to him as Jenzie Wheels, and he quits the show in a form of protest!

PV: Gihanna Zoë - queen comes out and annihilates a Beyoncé song! the coaches are on their feet, and the virtual audience is SHAKING behind their computer screens! before any of the judges can speak, Gihanna, remembering idolforums’ criticism of her blind audition and battle, looks dead into the camera and sarcastically asks “happy now, idolforums?”

CS: Zae Romeo - Kelly, secretly resenting Corey for absolutely eating up her song and spitting it back out during his KO, refuses to save him. Carson begins to ask “Kelly, which artist are you sa-,” and before he can finish, Kelly interrupts, quickly saying “i choose to save Zae.”

Is this what you did last night instead of writing your essay? 

[QueenCami]

2 minutes ago, KimberlyxKyla said:

Pete was forced to choose between Body by Megan Thee Stallion or Judas by Lady Gaga for his PO performance, so he chose to leave the competition

This is a robbery! How dare I not get to see Pete SLAY Body, his tone on that song 

 

4 minutes ago, KimberlyxKyla said:

PV: Gihanna Zoë - queen comes out and annihilates a Beyoncé song! the coaches are on their feet, and the virtual audience is SHAKING behind their computer screens! before any of the judges can speak, Gihanna, remembering idolforums’ criticism of her blind audition and battle, looks dead into the camera and sarcastically asks “happy now, idolforums?”

 

Queen Gihanna, I believed in her from the start . But you do realize this is supposed to be flop predictions, right? Gihanna is 100% going to get the PV, so this is actually spot-on!

 

[TheVoiceFan2]

1 hour ago, KimberlyxKyla said:

i really wrote an entire NOVEL...
 

4WKO:

to begin the show, Emma, Devan, Carolina, and Savanna all stand on stage with Carson, awaiting the results of the 4WKO. after asking each contestant a question, Carson announces that the producers have decided, since 4WKO winners only have roughly a .003% chance of advancing to the next round, that the 4WKO is being scrapped. Carson then tells the contestants to leave the studio immediately and have safe flights home.

 

Team Blake:

before Team Blake’s results, Carson announces that both Jordan and Pete have quit the competition! Jordan realizes that he actually has not even the slightest desire to be on The Voice anymore, so he doesn’t even bother attending the results show. Pete was forced to choose between Body by Megan Thee Stallion or Judas by Lady Gaga for his PO performance, so he chose to leave the competition, refusing to give TPTB the satisfaction of bussing him again.

PV: Cam Anthony - after his performance, Blake stands up and balls like a baby. this sends a clear signal to his army, encouraging them to vote for Cam!

CS: Anna Grace Felton - queen advances by default! who’s doing it like her?!?!

 

Team Nick:

PV: Dana Monique - the old whites on Facebook TREMBLE with fear as Dana performs. they cry out “SCREAMER” and burst out in tears, overwhelmed by the utter slayage Dana Monique is serving. these minivan-driving disasters are so disoriented after her performance that they accidentally vote for her on the app! thus, Dana secures the PV through the help of Team Minivan. i love this for me!

CS: Rachel Mac - due to his questionable decision-making this season, TPTB decide to punish Nick, taking away his save and giving it to Blake instead. Blake saves Rachel, due to the presentation she made about him back in 5th grade.

 

Team Legend:

PV: Zania Alaké - no joke for this one. just manifestation

CS: No one - when John begins to reveal who he will be saving, he starts singing his world famous song, singing “you know i have to save ya!...” before he can finish, the contestants groan loudly. “we’re SICK of this dumb song” Pia says, as she, Victor, and Ryleigh run off stage in exasperation.

 

Team Kelly:

before Team Kelly’s results are revealed, Carson announces a SHOCKER sure to shake up the competition... Kenzie has quit the show! he is absolutely FED UP with idolforums referring to him as Jenzie Wheels, and he quits the show in a form of protest!

PV: Gihanna Zoë - queen comes out and annihilates a Beyoncé song! the coaches are on their feet, and the virtual audience is SHAKING behind their computer screens! before any of the judges can speak, Gihanna, remembering idolforums’ criticism of her blind audition and battle, looks dead into the camera and sarcastically asks “happy now, idolforums?”

CS: Zae Romeo - Kelly, secretly resenting Corey for absolutely eating up her song and spitting it back out during his KO, refuses to save him. Carson begins to ask “Kelly, which artist are you sa-,” and before he can finish, Kelly interrupts, quickly saying “i choose to save Zae.”

Ok first of all I love u and I’m ur biggest fan KimberlyxKyla

Second, this absolutely SENT me. Bolded are my favorites and I’m laughing while doing this ok

[Angeles]

Team KC: 

Kenzie sang “Piece by Piece” & KC had him eliminated. 

PV: Zae Romeo -  He sings “Time to Say Goodbye” & reminds KC of Ryan Gallagher. She begs & pleads America to vote for Ryan Zae. 

CS: Gihanna Zoë - Gihanna traps Corey in a closet & tells the producers that he dropped out. She proceeds to sing “Best Thing I Never Had” by Beyonce & KC is so emotional because Gihanna reminds her of her daughter. KC adopts Gihanna after POs & renames her “Baby Bey” 

 

Team Legend:

PV: Ryleigh Modig - Ryleigh sings “He Stopped Loving Her Today” by George Jones & Minivan falls head-over-heels for her. They cancel KC for dropping Ry in the Knockouts & Ryleigh becomes Minivan’s (new & improved) covergirl.

Minivan: A group of 60 year old moms who love country, but respect & enjoy every single genre. They no longer discriminate against females, people of color, or members of the LGBTQ+ community. 

CS: Eli Zamora - John didn’t want to choose between Pia, Victor & Zania, so he decided to save everyone’s favorite trilingual singer, Eli Zamora. Oh, but in a plot twist, Eli has turned into a country singer, performs “Amarillo by Morning” by George Strait & becomes Minivan’s favorite contestant to EVER be on TV.  

 

Team Nick:

PV: Jose Figueroa - The producers feel bad for montaging Jose, so they give him the ultimate gospel song. Jose cries because he’s come so far & lost so much weight (props to him, that’s amazing). His next statement, “God has been with me throughout this entire journey”, speaks to Minivan & they vote him through. 

CS: Lindsay Joan - Nick decides to quit the show since mean comments about him from IDF bruised his ego. TV enlists in Lady Gaga to be his replacement. She, being the queen that she is, decides that Lindsay deserves better & brings her back for the 10th anniversary. 

 

Team Blake:

PV: Jordan Matthew Young - Since Minivan canceled KC, they forgive Jordan for his comments in the blind audition. He then goes on to sing “Hillbilly Bone” by Blake Shelton & gives the best performance of the season. 

CS: Anna Grace - Anna finds out about Blake’s loyalty to his original team members, so she bribes the producers to give Cam “34+35” by Ariana Grande & Pete “What’s New” by Megan Thee Stallion. She decides to sing “Let Me Introduce Myself” by none other than Gwen Stefani & Blake can’t help but save Anna. 

Edited April 27, 2021 by Angeles

[QueenCami]

1 minute ago, Angeles said:

CS: Eli Zamora - John didn’t want to choose between Pia, Victor & Zania, so he decided to save everyone’s favorite trilingual singer, Eli Zamora. Oh, but in a plot twist, Eli has turned into a country singer, performs “Amarillo by Morning” by George Strait & becomes Minivan’s favorite contestant to EVER be on TV.  

Omg I'm so happy to see the trilingual Eli make a reappearance! He slayed it last time in the playoffs, too! 

[KimberlyxKyla]

2 hours ago, TheVoiceFan2 said:

Ok first of all I love u and I’m ur biggest fan KimberlyxKyla

Second, this absolutely SENT me. Bolded are my favorites and I’m laughing while doing this ok

omg i love you too TheVoiceFan2

[Misirlou]

Also, the Wheels assumes his final form and becomes an actual bus, taking care of TPTB's metaphorical job of running over the contestants.

[Angeles]

2 hours ago, Angeles said:

Team KC: 

Kenzie sang “Piece by Piece” & KC had him eliminated. 

PV: Zae Romeo -  He sings “Time to Say Goodbye” & reminds KC of Ryan Gallagher. She begs & pleads America to vote for Ryan Zae. 

CS: Gihanna Zoë - Gihanna traps Corey in a closet & tells the producers that he dropped out. She proceeds to sing “Best Thing I Never Had” by Beyonce & KC is so emotional because Gihanna reminds her of her daughter. KC adopts Gihanna after POs & renames her “Baby Bey” 

 

Team Legend:

PV: Ryleigh Modig - Ryleigh sings “He Stopped Loving Her Today” by George Jones & Minivan falls head-over-heels for her. They cancel KC for dropping Ry in the Knockouts & Ryleigh becomes Minivan’s (new & improved) covergirl.

Minivan: A group of 60 year old moms who love country, but respect & enjoy every single genre. They no longer discriminate against females, people of color, or members of the LGBTQ+ community. 

CS: Eli Zamora - John didn’t want to choose between Pia, Victor & Zania, so he decided to save everyone’s favorite trilingual singer, Eli Zamora. Oh, but in a plot twist, Eli has turned into a country singer, performs “Amarillo by Morning” by George Strait & becomes Minivan’s favorite contestant to EVER be on TV.  

 

Team Nick:

PV: Jose Figueroa - The producers feel bad for montaging Jose, so they give him the ultimate gospel song. Jose cries because he’s come so far & lost so much weight (props to him, that’s amazing). His next statement, “God has been with me throughout this entire journey”, speaks to Minivan & they vote him through. 

CS: Lindsay Joan - Nick decides to quit the show since mean comments about him from IDF bruised his ego. TV enlists in Lady Gaga to be his replacement. She, being the queen that she is, decides that Lindsay deserves better & brings her back for the 10th anniversary. 

 

Team Blake:

PV: Jordan Matthew Young - Since Minivan canceled KC, they forgive Jordan for his comments in the blind audition. He then goes on to sing “Hillbilly Bone” by Blake Shelton & gives the best performance of the season. 

CS: Anna Grace - Anna finds out about Blake’s loyalty to his original team members, so she bribes the producers to give Cam “34+35” by Ariana Grande & Pete “What’s New” by Megan Thee Stallion. She decides to sing “Let Me Introduce Myself” by none other than Gwen Stefani & Blake can’t help but save Anna. 

Omg omg @KimberlyxKyla just laugh reacted my post.