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56 minutes ago, Bk1234 said:

I created a team of 10 (finally.) I tried to include some fodder for battles and KOs in there. 
 

Tayler Green

Reagan Strange

Keisha Renee

Mandi Castillo

Gracee Shriver

Samuel Wilco 

Presley Tennant

Max Boyle

Carter Lloyd Horne

Dane & Stephanie

 

I’ll do the battle pairings later, so try to guess who will advance. 🙃

Wonder who the fodders are 🙃 Please avenge Taylor Green and give her that frontrunner spot she deserved

 

I thought that Gracee could’ve had a shot but I see her paired with Keisha and basically be her dinner lmao

 

I see Max, Mandi and Presley advance to the KO at least

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2 hours ago, Bk1234 said:

I created a team of 10 (finally.) I tried to include some fodder for battles and KOs in there. 
 

Tayler Green

Reagan Strange

Keisha Renee

Mandi Castillo

Gracee Shriver

Samuel Wilco 

Presley Tennant

Max Boyle

Carter Lloyd Horne

Dane & Stephanie

 

I’ll do the battle pairings later, so try to guess who will advance. 🙃

I hope Queen Reagan makes the lives.

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Just now, Jordan Smith Fan said:

Lol Y'all are doing such a hard work at making the top 10 list. 

 

You just need Jordan OR Sawyer in order to win. Nothing else.

I wouldn’t have turned for Sawyer and Jordan wouldn’t pick me. 🙃

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2 minutes ago, Jordan Smith Fan said:

It's worth a try. Maybe he'll pick you. Strange things do happen on this show. 😂

Keisha and Mandi picking me is already a stretch. 😅

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2 minutes ago, AliXRose said:

There’s no potential for drama though, no one would be mad if you throw Keisha Renee under the bus just for Reagan to pull a robegate  :giggle:

How about now? :lmao:

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Kelsie Watss

Amanda Brown 

Emily Luther 

Mia Boostrom 

Noah Mac 

Kyla Jade 

Janice Freeman 

Chloe Kohanski

Jake Wells

Jake HaldenVang 

Vanessa Ferguson

LB Crew 

 

Battle: 

Chloe vs Mia - Chloe won 

Noah vs Jake Wells - Noah Won 

Amanda vs Jake Haldevang - Amanda Won 

Emily vs Kelsie - Emily Won 

Kyla vs LB - Kyla Won 

Janice vs Vanessa - Janice Won 

 

I steal Felicia Temple and Mandi Castillo 


KO:

Chloe vs Noah - Chloe Won and Noah got the save 

Amanda vs Emily - Amanda Won, Emily stolen 

Kyla vs Felicia - Kyla Won 

Mandi C vs Janice - Janice Won

 

PO:

 

Amanda Brown 

Chloe 

Kyla 

Noah 

Janice 

Jake Wells (stolen back)

 

 

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I forgot to post the audition songs...

Tayler Green - “Issues” (Julia Michaels) 

Reagan Strange - “Meant to Be” (Bebe Rexha)

Keisha Renee - “I Can’t Stop Loving You” (Don Gibson)

Mandi Castillo - “Así Fue” (Juan Gabriel)

Gracee Shriver - “Rainbow” (Kacey Musgraves) 

Samuel Wilco - “Lately” (Stevie Wonder)

Presley Tennant - “Stone Cold” (Demi Lovato)

Max Boyle - “Wayfaring Stranger” (Ed Sheeran)

Carter Lloyd Horne - “Drinkin’ Problem” (Midland)

Dane & Stephanie - “Angela” (The Lumineers) 

 

Battles

-Battle mentor is Kelsea Ballerini. 
Winner

Stolen

Saved
 

Keisha Renee vs. Dane & Stephanie - “I’m Gonna Love You Through It” (Martina McBride) - I decide to pair my big voice with my duo (think WTW vs. Taryn) and give them a big Martina song. Keisha obviously slays, and Dane & Stephanie show improvement from their audition. I choose Keisha as the winner since she was vocally superior. Dane & Stephanie get stolen since the battle is in one of the early tapings and the coaches go steal-crazy.

 

Tayler Green vs. Mandi Castillo - “Runnin’ (Lose It All)” (Naughty Boy and Beyoncé) - I decide to pair my two pretty pop voices together. Both do fantastic! Tayler’s vocals are cleaner than in her audition and Mandi sings some of her solo parts in Spanish. Tayler is so great that she makes me rethink my initial plan to give the win to Mandi. It’s a tough decision, but I end up going with Tayler. I save my save and let one of the other coaches steal Mandi because I know she would be DOA in the 4WKO. 


Max Boyle vs. Samuel Wilco - “Lovely” (Billie Eilish and Khalid) - I decide to put my two non-country males together because they both showed impressive vocal ability in their auditions. The song suits Max more, but Samuel surprises and slays with his R&B voice. I choose Max as the winner because he performed better with the song choice. However, I decide to use my save on Samuel, throwing him into the 4WKO. 😯

 

Gracee Shriver vs. Reagan Strange - “Tourist In This Town” (Maddie & Tae) - I don’t want to throw Gracee against Keisha, so I decide to pair her with Reagan since they both contain elements in their voice that are perfect for country music. Gracee does a nice job with minor pitch issues, but Reagan flops. The harmonies don’t come out great and it’s looking like the perfect montage candidate. I choose Gracee as the winner since she is more ready for the competition. There are no more steals left so Reagan is eliminated, which breaks my heart. 💔 
 

Presley Tennant vs. Carter Lloyd Horne - “Just A Fool” (Christina Aguilera and Blake Shelton) - Presley and Carter are my leftover pairing. Presley slays her parts, despite how difficult they are. Carter has a cool tone but his voice is drowned out by Presley’s when they sing together. Carter also struggles to stay on pitch. I easily give the win to Presley since she was vocally superior and Carter is eliminated. 
 

I steal Noah Mac from another coach!

 

Post-Battles Team:

Keisha Renee

Tayler Green

Max Boyle

Gracee Shriver

Presley Tennant

Samuel Wilco

Noah Mac

 

Well, what do you think? Did I make the right decisions or mess my team up? Who do you think will advance past the Knockouts? :lmao: 

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46 minutes ago, Bk1234 said:

I forgot to post the audition songs...

Tayler Green - “Issues” (Julia Michaels) 

Reagan Strange - “Meant to Be” (Bebe Rexha)

Keisha Renee - “I Can’t Stop Loving You” (Don Gibson)

Mandi Castillo - “Así Fue” (Juan Gabriel)

Gracee Shriver - “Rainbow” (Kacey Musgraves) 

Samuel Wilco - “Lately” (Stevie Wonder)

Presley Tennant - “Stone Cold” (Demi Lovato)

Max Boyle - “Wayfaring Stranger” (Ed Sheeran)

Carter Lloyd Horne - “Drinkin’ Problem” (Midland)

Dane & Stephanie - “Angela” (The Lumineers) 

 

Battles

-Battle mentor is Kelsea Ballerini. 
Winner

Stolen

Saved
 

Keisha Renee vs. Dane & Stephanie - “I’m Gonna Love You Through It” (Martina McBride) - I decide to pair my big voice with my duo (think WTW vs. Taryn) and give them a big Martina song. Keisha obviously slays, and Dane & Stephanie show improvement from their audition. I choose Keisha as the winner since she was vocally superior. Dane & Stephanie get stolen since the battle is in one of the early tapings and the coaches go steal-crazy.

 

Tayler Green vs. Mandi Castillo - “Runnin’ (Lose It All)” (Naughty Boy and Beyoncé) - I decide to pair my two pretty pop voices together. Both do fantastic! Tayler’s vocals are cleaner than in her audition and Mandi sings some of her solo parts in Spanish. Tayler is so great that she makes me rethink my initial plan to give the win to Mandi. It’s a tough decision, but I end up going with Tayler. I save my save and let one of the other coaches steal Mandi because I know she would be DOA in the 4WKO. 


Max Boyle vs. Samuel Wilco - “Lovely” (Billie Eilish and Khalid) - I decide to put my two non-country males together because they both showed impressive vocal ability in their auditions. The song suits Max more, but Samuel surprises and slays with his R&B voice. I choose Max as the winner because he performed better with the song choice. However, I decide to use my save on Samuel, throwing him into the 4WKO. 😯

 

Gracee Shriver vs. Reagan Strange - “Tourist In This Town” (Maddie & Tae) - I don’t want to throw Gracee against Keisha, so I decide to pair her with Reagan since they both contain elements in their voice that are perfect for country music. Gracee does a nice job with minor pitch issues, but Reagan flops. The harmonies don’t come out great and it’s looking like the perfect montage candidate. I choose Gracee as the winner since she is more ready for the competition. There are no more steals left so Reagan is eliminated, which breaks my heart. 💔 
 

Presley Tennant vs. Carter Lloyd Horne - “Just A Fool” (Christina Aguilera and Blake Shelton) - Presley and Carter are my leftover pairing. Presley slays her parts, despite how difficult they are. Carter has a cool tone but his voice is drowned out by Presley’s when they sing together. Carter also struggles to stay on pitch. I easily give the win to Presley since she was vocally superior and Carter is eliminated. 
 

I steal Noah Mac from another coach!

 

Post-Battles Team:

Keisha Renee

Tayler Green

Max Boyle

Gracee Shriver

Presley Tennant

Samuel Wilco

Noah Mac

 

Well, what do you think? Did I make the right decisions or mess my team up? Who do you think will advance past the Knockouts? :lmao: 

based on these good decisions and song choices, i think you should replace Nick for the remainder of the season!

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52 minutes ago, Bk1234 said:

Samuel Wilco - “Lately” (Stevie Wonder)


Max Boyle vs. Samuel Wilco - “Lovely” (Billie Eilish and Khalid) - I decide to put my two non-country males together because they both showed impressive vocal ability in their auditions. The song suits Max more, but Samuel surprises and slays with his R&B voice. I choose Max as the winner because he performed better with the song choice. However, I decide to use my save on Samuel, throwing him into the 4WKO. 😯

So Samuel sings two "L__ely" songs, lol

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8 hours ago, KimberlyxKyla said:

based on these good decisions and song choices, i think you should replace Nick for the remainder of the season!

That would be the dream. :haha:

 

8 hours ago, David68 said:

So Samuel sings two "L__ely" songs, lol

I wonder if that trend will continue for the Knockouts... 🤔 

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Blinds : 12 per team

Rose Short – Preach (John Legend)

Ryan Sill – I lived (OneRepublic) *

Ali Caldwell – Dangerous Woman (Ariana Grande)

Tate Brusa – Perfect (Ed Sheeran)

Kimberly Nichole – Nutbush City Limits (Tina Turner)

Jamal Corrie – Be Alright (Dean Lewis)

Maelyn Jarmon – Fields of Gold (Sting)

Jermaine Paul – Complicated (Avril Lavigne)

Myracle Holloway – When I Was Your Man (Bruno Mars)

Tanner Gomes – Cowboys and Angels (Dustin Lynch) **

Kyla Jade – See Saw (Aretha Franklin)

Gyth Rigdon – Drift Away (John Henry Kurtz) ***

 

* Yikes but it was the first taping so I wasn't that picky

** I wanted to clean the button and pressed it by mistake, no one else turned so I was stuck with him. I was so mad I didn’t sleep that night

*** It was the last audition of the season and I was the only one with a spot left, I didn’t care cause I already had my team of queens and Blake pretty much begged me to turn for him so he can steal him in the battles.

 

Stay tuned for the battles :giggle:

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9 hours ago, Bk1234 said:

I forgot to post the audition songs...

Tayler Green - “Issues” (Julia Michaels) 

Reagan Strange - “Meant to Be” (Bebe Rexha)

Keisha Renee - “I Can’t Stop Loving You” (Don Gibson)

Mandi Castillo - “Así Fue” (Juan Gabriel)

Gracee Shriver - “Rainbow” (Kacey Musgraves) 

Samuel Wilco - “Lately” (Stevie Wonder)

Presley Tennant - “Stone Cold” (Demi Lovato)

Max Boyle - “Wayfaring Stranger” (Ed Sheeran)

Carter Lloyd Horne - “Drinkin’ Problem” (Midland)

Dane & Stephanie - “Angela” (The Lumineers) 

 

Battles

-Battle mentor is Kelsea Ballerini. 
Winner

Stolen

Saved
 

Keisha Renee vs. Dane & Stephanie - “I’m Gonna Love You Through It” (Martina McBride) - I decide to pair my big voice with my duo (think WTW vs. Taryn) and give them a big Martina song. Keisha obviously slays, and Dane & Stephanie show improvement from their audition. I choose Keisha as the winner since she was vocally superior. Dane & Stephanie get stolen since the battle is in one of the early tapings and the coaches go steal-crazy.

 

Tayler Green vs. Mandi Castillo - “Runnin’ (Lose It All)” (Naughty Boy and Beyoncé) - I decide to pair my two pretty pop voices together. Both do fantastic! Tayler’s vocals are cleaner than in her audition and Mandi sings some of her solo parts in Spanish. Tayler is so great that she makes me rethink my initial plan to give the win to Mandi. It’s a tough decision, but I end up going with Tayler. I save my save and let one of the other coaches steal Mandi because I know she would be DOA in the 4WKO. 


Max Boyle vs. Samuel Wilco - “Lovely” (Billie Eilish and Khalid) - I decide to put my two non-country males together because they both showed impressive vocal ability in their auditions. The song suits Max more, but Samuel surprises and slays with his R&B voice. I choose Max as the winner because he performed better with the song choice. However, I decide to use my save on Samuel, throwing him into the 4WKO. 😯

 

Gracee Shriver vs. Reagan Strange - “Tourist In This Town” (Maddie & Tae) - I don’t want to throw Gracee against Keisha, so I decide to pair her with Reagan since they both contain elements in their voice that are perfect for country music. Gracee does a nice job with minor pitch issues, but Reagan flops. The harmonies don’t come out great and it’s looking like the perfect montage candidate. I choose Gracee as the winner since she is more ready for the competition. There are no more steals left so Reagan is eliminated, which breaks my heart. 💔 
 

Presley Tennant vs. Carter Lloyd Horne - “Just A Fool” (Christina Aguilera and Blake Shelton) - Presley and Carter are my leftover pairing. Presley slays her parts, despite how difficult they are. Carter has a cool tone but his voice is drowned out by Presley’s when they sing together. Carter also struggles to stay on pitch. I easily give the win to Presley since she was vocally superior and Carter is eliminated. 
 

I steal Noah Mac from another coach!

 

Post-Battles Team:

Keisha Renee

Tayler Green

Max Boyle

Gracee Shriver

Presley Tennant

Samuel Wilco

Noah Mac

 

Well, what do you think? Did I make the right decisions or mess my team up? Who do you think will advance past the Knockouts? :lmao: 

Keisha, Tayler and either one of Max or Presley for the top 3 + a KO steal

 

You should definitely replace Nick !

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43 minutes ago, AliXRose said:

Rose Short – Preach (John Legend)

Ryan Sill – I lived (OneRepublic) *

Ali Caldwell – Dangerous Woman (Ariana Grande)

Tate Brusa – Perfect (Ed Sheeran)

Kimberly Nichole – Nutbush City Limits (Tina Turner)

Jamal Corrie – Be Alright (Dean Lewis)

Maelyn Jarmon – Fields of Gold (Sting)

Jermaine Paul – Complicated (Avril Lavigne)

Myracle Holloway – When I Was Your Man (Bruno Mars)

Tanner Gomes – Cowboys and Angels (Dustin Lynch) **

Kyla Jade – See Saw (Aretha Franklin)

Gyth Rigdon – Drift Away (John Henry Kurtz) ***

Hmm... I wonder who will advance... 🤔🤣

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Battles :

 

Battle advisor : The contestants enter the rehearsal room and they see Kane Brown, so they start faking smiles and excitement as if he can bring anything to the table. After everyone is done with the bullsh*t, Kane removes his disguise and they find out that it was Lady Gaga the whole time trolling us, lmao such an icon.

 

Ali Caldwell vs. Tanner Gomes – 9 to 5 (Dolly Parton) – Ali rocked the stage even though the song is not in her wheelhouse. Tanner tried some twangy tricks to impress Blake and Kelly but it didn’t work, she told him that her favorite cowboy was Blake actually.

 

Kimberly Nichole vs. Ryan Sill – House Of The Rising Sun (The Animals) – She murdered that kid on national television. After that, he begged me to pick him instead cause he apparently has the potential to be a snowflake killer. He didn’t want to leave the stage so the security had to move his ass, so dramatic I hope TPTB won’t edit that out.

 

Maelyn Jarmon vs. Tate Brusa – The Scientist (Coldplay) – From the first few notes, Tate’s voice started cracking all over the place so I pretty much told him to shut up and let the queen show him how it’s supposed to be done.

 

Myracle Holloway vs. Jamal Corrie – Breathin (Ariana Grande) – The other coaches thought the song choice was confusing and ironic given how much out of breath and pitchy Jamal was and all chose Myracle as the winner of the battle.

 

Kyla Jade vs. Jermaine Paul – This Is Me (Keala Settle) – Kyla without even showing her full potential overpowered him and turned him into her backup singer (wait …). Nevermind, she destroyed him and won the battle fairly.

 

Rose Short vs. Gyth Rigdon – God’s Country (Blake Shelton) – Odd pairing but I wanted Rose to show people the versatile queen she is, everyone is shook. BIake called it the best version of the song ever and begged her on his knees to record it with him. Beforehand I bribed TPTB to put this battle on the last taping so no one could steal Gyth. Game over.

 

Steals : Cami Clune & Kelsie Watts

 

Plot twist : At the end of the last taping, Carson announces that the next round would be the cross battles, rumor has it that some people in the audience fainted, my team is not shaking at all. According to an IDF’s spoiler source, Kyla reportedly said Hold my beer to the person next to her.

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2 minutes ago, AliXRose said:

Battles :

 

Battle advisor : The contestants enter the rehearsal room and they see Kane Brown, so they start faking smiles and excitement as if he can bring anything to the table. After everyone is done with the bullsh*t, Kane removes his disguise and they find out that it was Lady Gaga the whole time trolling us, lmao such an icon.

 

Ali Caldwell vs. Tanner Gomes – 9 to 5 (Dolly Parton) – Ali rocked the stage even though the song is not in her wheelhouse. Tanner tried some twangy tricks to impress Blake and Kelly but it didn’t work, she told him that her favorite cowboy was Blake actually.

 

Kimberly Nichole vs. Ryan Sill – House Of The Rising Sun (The Animals) – She murdered that kid on national television. After that, he begged me to pick him instead cause he apparently has the potential to be a snowflake killer. He didn’t want to leave the stage so the security had to move his ass, so dramatic I hope TPTB won’t edit that out.

 

Maelyn Jarmon vs. Tate Brusa – The Scientist (Coldplay) – From the first few notes, Tate’s voice started cracking all over the place so I pretty much told him to shut up and let the queen show him how it’s supposed to be done.

 

Myracle Holloway vs. Jamal Corrie – Breathin (Ariana Grande) – The other coaches thought the song choice was confusing and ironic given how much out of breath and pitchy Jamal was and all chose Myracle as the winner of the battle.

 

Kyla Jade vs. Jermaine Paul – This Is Me (Keala Settle) – Kyla without even showing her full potential overpowered him and turned him into her backup singer (wait …). Nevermind, she destroyed him and won the battle fairly.

 

Rose Short vs. Gyth Rigdon – God’s Country (Blake Shelton) – Odd pairing but I wanted Rose to show people the versatile queen she is, everyone is shook. BIake called it the best version of the song ever and begged her on his knees to record it with him. Beforehand I bribed TPTB to put this battle on the last taping so no one could steal Gyth. Game over.

 

Steals : Cami Clune & Kelsie Watts

 

Plot twist : At the end of the last taping, Carson announces that the next round would be the cross battles, rumor has it that some people in the audience fainted, my team is not shaking at all. According to an IDF’s spoiler source, Kyla reportedly said Hold my beer to the person next to her.

:dead:

 

OMG, these results are so shocking! 😨🤣

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13 hours ago, Bk1234 said:

Gracee Shriver vs. Reagan Strange - “Tourist In This Town” (Maddie & Tae) - I don’t want to throw Gracee against Keisha, so I decide to pair her with Reagan since they both contain elements in their voice that are perfect for country music. Gracee does a nice job with minor pitch issues, but Reagan flops. The harmonies don’t come out great and it’s looking like the perfect montage candidate. I choose Gracee as the winner since she is more ready for the competition. There are no more steals left so Reagan is eliminated, which breaks my heart. 💔 
 

 

I know how much you enjoyed Reagan, so it’s refreshing to see you still pick who you think rightfully won (even in this theoretical scenario 😹👏🏽

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4 hours ago, AliXRose said:

Blinds : 12 per team

Rose Short – Preach (John Legend)

Ryan Sill – I lived (OneRepublic) *

Ali Caldwell – Dangerous Woman (Ariana Grande)

Tate Brusa – Perfect (Ed Sheeran)

Kimberly Nichole – Nutbush City Limits (Tina Turner)

Jamal Corrie – Be Alright (Dean Lewis)

Maelyn Jarmon – Fields of Gold (Sting)

Jermaine Paul – Complicated (Avril Lavigne)

Myracle Holloway – When I Was Your Man (Bruno Mars)

Tanner Gomes – Cowboys and Angels (Dustin Lynch) **

Kyla Jade – See Saw (Aretha Franklin)

Gyth Rigdon – Drift Away (John Henry Kurtz) ***

 

* Yikes but it was the first taping so I wasn't that picky

** I wanted to clean the button and pressed it by mistake, no one else turned so I was stuck with him. I was so mad I didn’t sleep that night

*** It was the last audition of the season and I was the only one with a spot left, I didn’t care cause I already had my team of queens and Blake pretty much begged me to turn for him so he can steal him in the battles.

 

Stay tuned for the battles :giggle:

Oml, do you think ** has ever happened to the coaches? 😹 

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7 minutes ago, Harmat said:

I know how much you enjoyed Reagan, so it’s refreshing to see you still pick who you think rightfully won (even in this theoretical scenario 😹👏🏽

I wouldn’t purposefully not put Gracee against Keisha, the obvious choice, only to not pick her. 🤣

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Blinds

Rose Short – Preach (John Legend)

Ryan Sill – I lived (OneRepublic) *

Ali Caldwell – Dangerous Woman (Ariana Grande)

Tate Brusa – Perfect (Ed Sheeran)

Kimberly Nichole – Nutbush City Limits (Tina Turner)

Jamal Corrie – Be Alright (Dean Lewis)

Maelyn Jarmon – Fields of Gold (Sting)

Jermaine Paul – Complicated (Avril Lavigne)

Myracle Holloway – When I Was Your Man (Bruno Mars)

Tanner Gomes – Cowboys and Angels (Dustin Lynch) **

Kyla Jade – See Saw (Aretha Franklin)

Gyth Rigdon – Drift Away (John Henry Kurtz) ***

 

* Yikes but it was the first taping so I wasn't that picky

** I wanted to clean the button and pressed it by mistake, no one else turned so I was stuck with him. I was so mad I didn’t sleep that night

*** It was the last audition of the season and I was the only one with a spot left, I didn’t care cause I already had my team of queens and Blake pretty much begged me to turn for him so he can steal him in the battles.

 

 

Battles

Battle advisor : The contestants enter the rehearsal room and they see Kane Brown, so they start faking smiles and excitement as if he can bring anything to the table. After everyone is done with the bullsh*t, Kane removes his disguise and they find out that it was Lady Gaga the whole time trolling us, lmao such an icon.

 

Ali Caldwell vs. Tanner Gomes – 9 to 5 (Dolly Parton) – Ali rocked the stage even though the song is not in her wheelhouse. Tanner tried some twangy tricks to impress Blake and Kelly but it didn’t work, she told him that her favorite cowboy was Blake actually.

Kimberly Nichole vs. Ryan Sill – House Of The Rising Sun (The Animals) – She murdered that kid on national television. After that, he begged me to pick him instead cause he apparently has the potential to be a snowflake killer. He didn’t want to leave the stage so the security had to move his ass, so dramatic I hope TPTB won’t edit that out.

Maelyn Jarmon vs. Tate Brusa – The Scientist (Coldplay) – From the first few notes, Tate’s voice started cracking all over the place so I pretty much told him to shut the f up and let the queen show him how it’s supposed to be done.

Myracle Holloway vs. Jamal Corrie – Breathin (Ariana Grande) – The other coaches thought the song choice was confusing and ironic given how much out of breath and pitchy Jamal was and all chose Myracle as the winner of the battle.

Kyla Jade vs. Jermaine Paul – This Is Me (Keala Settle) – Kyla without even showing her full potential overpowered him and turned him into her backup singer (wait …). Nevermind, she destroyed him and won the battle fairly.

Rose Short vs. Gyth Rigdon – God’s Country (Blake Shelton) – Odd pairing but I wanted Rose to show people the versatile queen she is, everyone is shook. BIake called it the best version of the song ever and begged her on his knees to record it with him. Beforehand I bribed TPTB to put this battle on the last taping so no one could steal Gyth. Game over.

 

Steals : Cami Clune & Kelsie Watts

Plot twist : At the end of the last taping, Carson announces that the next round would be the cross battles, rumor has it that some people in the audience fainted, my team is not shaking at all. According to an IDF’s spoiler source, Kyla reportedly said Hold my beer to the person next to her.

 

Cross Battles

 

Plot twist : Blake shows up with pink dyed hair and receives immediate backlash all over social media, he lost Minivan support and no longer the king of the show.

 

All these delusional coachs keep thinking they can beat my team and throwing at me some supposed frontrunners. Kelly basically told I should be afraid of Jej Vinson, there was also that girl whose name is Celia I believe, nevermind.

 

Ali Caldwell – No Ordinary Love (Sade)

Kimberly Nichole – If You Love Somebody Set Them Free (Sting)

Maelyn Jarmon – Mad World (Tears for Fears)

Myracle Holloway – Can We Talk (Tevin Campbell)

Kyla Jade – You Don’t Own Me (Lesley Gore)

Rose Short – Big White Room (Jessie J)

Cami Clune – I Put A Spell On You (Annie Lennox)

Kelsie Watts – The Joke (Brandi Carlile)

 

All of them advance to the playoffs as they should, while Team Blake gets swiped out. Karma.

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