Survivor Rankdown 2.0 (Winner Reveal Page 225)

[Elliott]

[Elliott]

1. Wendell Holland
2. Sarita White
3. Laurel Johnson
4. Kellyn Bechtold
5. Erin Collins
6. Donathan Hurley
7. Chelsea Townsend
8. Sabastian Noel
9. Matt Elrod
10. Domenick Abbate
11. Libby Vincek
12. Stephanie Valencia
13. Mike Chiesl
14. Tanya Vance
15. Stephanie Gonzalez
16. Missy Byrd
17. Penny Ramsey
18. Ken Stafford
19. Steve Wright
20. Kristina Kell
21. Ralph Kiser
22. Ted Rogers, Jr.
23. Helen Glover
24. Stephanie Johnson
25. Jenna Bowman
26. Clay Jordan
27. Jake Billingsley
28. Morgan Ricke

[Zoey]

Save Wendell

Cut Ralph

[#jeah]

Save Kellyn cut Morgan

[Alex95]

Save Missy

Cut Mike

[Alex95]

Lol jk (for now at least)

Save Missy

Cut Ted

[QueenKalie]

6 minutes ago, #jeah said:

Save Kellyn cut Morgan

Saving the person who refused to interview you

[Alex95]

Ted Rogers, Jr.

Is there a worse combination than boring and sexually harassing women? I don't think so. Ted was on the godforsaken season also known as Survivor: Thailand. He got into an alliance with Brian, Clay, Helen, and Jan, but he is most well-known for sexually harassing Ghandia in the middle of the night. There's some gray area there, but everyone can 150-200% agree that Ted was in the wrong. He tried gaslighting her by telling people on the tribe that nothing happened even though something definitely happened, intentional or not. Ted happily sat at the bottom of the alliance and refused to make a move, and then was picked off in 5th place when it was his only alliance left and, as I said, he was alone on the bottom. Helen and Jan should've made a move with him, but Ted voted for Jan so clearly he didn't know how to play the game.

 

Save Missy

[Zoey]

Ralph Kiser

Ralph was annoying. He was also a contestant on Survivor: Redemption Island and lasted far too long. Ralph formed an alliance early on in the game which protected him in to the merge where he became outnumbered. He found an immunity idol on day four before Russell had a chance so that’s what people probably remember him for? That and almost showing Russell the hidden immunity idol after a Duel on Redemption Island. Ralph was full of self importance and this was shown when Sarita had to talk him down. He then decided to say that he didn’t have it? He was an absolute imbecile and quite hairy too. 
 

Saving Wendell

[Alex95]

Save Helen

Cut Matt

[#jeah]

MORGAN RICKE (Survivor: Ghost Island)

 

 

Ugh, I do feel bad for Morgan as she was kind of shafted during her season. Morgan was one of the more promising cast members from Ghost Island, she seemed likable and had a good head on her shoulders from all of her pre-game content. Morgan's downfall wasn't really anything she did tbh, besides maybe getting in bed with Libby? Ultimately Morgan became one of the casualties of an all too familiar Survivor trope: a male contestant has too much power so everyone's solution is to weaken him by....voting out one of his female allies? Instead of just voting him out? Smh. Oh well, out she goes from this rankdown.

 

Saving: Kellyn, because even though I don't like her as much as I used to and now have personal beef with her....she was my favorite from GI when it aired so I'd like to see her last a bit longer in this game.

 

 

[hayden98]

Save Chelsea Townsend

Cut Erin Collins

[#jeah]

Save Domenick, cut Clay

[Zoey]

Save Laurel

Cut Clay Jordan

[Zoey]

Just now, Zoey said:

Save Laurel

Cut Clay Jordan

Cut Sarita

[Alex95]

Matt Elrod

Lol I meant to cut Matt first but accidentally cut Mike. Mike's irrelevant I don't care what happens to him. I'm glad to be able to dispose of Matt though. Early on, I was fine with Matt. He wasn't my kind of contestant, but you do you. He was part of Rob's Zombies, but also Rob's Zombies wasn't really a thing yet (or at least we didn't realize how it would turn out). Rob randomly turned on him super early for no reason though and took him out second for being nice to the other tribe and being too close to Andrea. I felt bad for Matt because I didn't think he deserved that, but also didn't care enough to fret and was happy that Kristina at least survived. He sat around on RI doing nothing since RI is the most boring twist ever till EOE. He talked about Jesus a lot which, not my thing for reality show contestants but you do you I don't care. He returned at the merge and I was hoping to see him make a big move and align with Zapatera to screw Rob over. Andrea expressed interest in doing so, but Matt instead decides to go straight back to Rob, RAT HIS OWN PLAN OUT, and be a loyal zombie. Knowing Matt didn't have a HII though, Rob decided to blindside him instead, with Andrea's help. I don't blame Andrea really for this since Matt ruined her chances at making a move. Matt then sat around RI even longer doing nothing but pray. When Andrea got voted out, Matt then had the gall to bitch her out for turning on him, when he left her with literally no other option. Ugh such a pathetic player. Luckily in the end, Andrea ended up beating him and returning to the game over him lolpwnt. Now he goes by Wyatt Nash and does Riverdale and Lifetime movies. Good for you I guess.

 

Save Helen

[hayden98]

Erin Collins

 

Who? Erin Collins was apparently a contestant on Survivor Thailand, eventually placing 9th and earning a spot on the jury, She was placed on the Sook Jai tribe by default and managed to integrate herself into the dominant alliance. Unfortunately, they lost a lot of crucial challenges right before the merge and consequently allowed the opposing tribe to gain the numbers and dominate the rest of the season. Let's see.... she never received any votes until she was voted out. Her luxury item during Thailand was body paint. She voted for Clay Jordan over B***n H****k to win.... so yay for her not voting for a puppy murderer to win? I think that's 100 words. I'm sure Erin's nice, but she contributed little to nothing to Survivor so out she goes.

 

Saving Purple Chelsea  

[Alex95]

Erin's vote off is in the running for the most boring episode in Survivor history.

[Elliott]

1 minute ago, Alex95 said:

Erin's vote off is in the running for the most boring episode in Survivor history.

Dee and Andy were warned by me last night that after the next two episodes, we’re going to #struggle.

[Alex95]

Ralph and Sarita are probably my two RI faves...........but it's RI we're talking about and I'm not gonna be caught dead complaining about anyone from that sh*t season getting cut

[Alex95]

Just now, Elliott said:

Dee and Andy were warned by me last night that after the next two episodes, we’re going to #struggle.

Lol you're going again?! The masochism jumped out!

[Zoey]

Ignore this.

Edited May 21, 2020 by Zoey

[Elliott]

*me realizing nominating exclusively Thailand, Redempsh*t Island, Ghost Island and Missy was a mistake considering half of them have to be saved*

[Elliott]

Just now, Alex95 said:

Lol you're going again?! The masochism jumped out!

We stopped after episode 5. We have to finish.  

[#jeah]

CLAY JORDAN (Survivor: Thailand)

 

 

I really don't want to talk about Clay. Why did I choose to cut him lmao. Clay made it all the way to second place on a season that I finally started watching last night, and...let me tell you....it is insufferable so far. Clay is definitely not helping the cause either, I find him kind of annoying and he's said a couple of things that have caused me to go hmmmmmmm. According to his Suvivor Wiki page, Clay is the first unofficial "goat" of Survivor, paving the way for all the Laurels and Nat Tens and Alberts to come   He somehow received three jury votes? That's kind of a lot for an early season? Was he really a goat then? I'm not sure but I'm soooooooooooooooo excited to finish the season and find out what happens with Clay!!!!

 

Saving: Domenick