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2019 Dancing with the Stars Rankdown

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Nancy McKeon

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I am cutting her because she's boring and devastating mediocre. I also barely remember her. Sadly for me, that makes this write up more difficult. The struggle is real. :'(

Let's get into her massively underwhelming run. She was on the season we wish we could all forget the winner of, Season 27. She was paired with Val who unfortunately seems massively uninspired. (maybe he should take a couple of seasons off). The first week she had a foxtrot that earned her an 18. The following night she got a 21 for her quickstep. She also got a 21 for her cha cha. Then got a 20 for her Paso. Her final week on the show, she got her highest score a 22 for a rumba. Hooray for her. I guess she left on a high note. I can't pretend to remember any of these dances.

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DANELLE UMSTEAD

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I literally forgot she was, so that really says it all about her run on the show. Danelle Umstead was apart of the twenty-seventh season and was partnered with Artem Chigvintsex. I'm sorry, I mean Artem Chigventsev. A skier in the Paralympics, she won bronze. Maybe she would've been better suited for the Athletes season. Since she did four routines, she already danced more than like half of that cast did, anyway. Anyway, she scored an eighteen twice and a nineteen twice, which says it all about how uneventful her run was. She seemed nice, but I guess tragic backstories only work on the white men on DWTS.

 

SAVE: Charo

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Denise Richards

 

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Denise is an actress known for movies like Wild Things and The World Is Not Enough (really the only movies I can remember of hers) and for her past marriage to Charlie Sheen. She was on season 8 of Dancing With the Stars and was paired with Maks Chmerkovskiy where they were the second couple eliminated. I honestly don't remember her ever being on the show even though for some reason I remember a dance-off between someone and Holly Madison. To be fair, it was the first season where I first started watching Dancing With the Stars regularly and I wasn't as obsessed with it as I am now. That's one hundred words so that's it for Denise.

 

Saving Giselle Fernandez, an early season shock elimination.

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Randy Couture

 

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Randy Couture is very much a "WHO?" as far as Dancing With the Stars is concerned. He is a UFC mixed martial artist who appeared on season 19. Partnered with Karina Smirnoff, they lasted 3 weeks and didn't really make much of an impression during their time on the show. Week 1, they danced a Foxtrot that scored 31 points. This ended up being their highest scoring dance. Week 2, they danced a Cha-Cha that scored 28 points. Week 3, they danced a Paso Doble that scored 26 points. Somehow, Randy managed to get worse each week which is the opposite of what you want to do on this show. Randy was then eliminated after that Paso Doble. All in all, his elimination was no huge loss because he didn't make as big of an impact as the great dancers or entertaining trainwrecks did. As far as Karina partners go, he's far from her best but he's not her worst. He's just...there I guess.

 

SAVING: Betsey Johnson

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Harry Hamlin (Season 3)

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I could not even find a video of Harry dancing on the show, so that is reason enough to eliminate him from the Rankdown. LOL. Harry Hamlin joined the Season 3 cast hot on the heels of his wife Lisa Rinna, who was very successful on the show the season prior. Harry was partnered with the totally forgettable Ashly DelGrosso and was eliminated during the third week of the competition. His final average score for the season was a 20.0 out of 30.0. Not so good. Harry danced a Cha-Cha, Quickstep, and Tango while on the show. His highest score is a 22 for his Tango, and his lowest score is a 17 for his first week Cha-Cha. While he improved every week, Season 3 had a strong cast that easily outdid him every week. His time is up in this game!

SAVING: Heather Mills (Season 4)

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My Nominations:

 

Sara Evans

Billy Ray Cyrus

Cloris Leachman

Susan Lucci

Rocco DiSpirito

Louie Vito

Macy Gray

Kirstie Alley

Hines Ward

Wynonna Judd

Chaka Khan

Andy Grammer

Mischa Barton

Babyface

Erika Jayne

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

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Andy Grammar

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Why yes, I am cutting someone who is more underwhelming than anything else. Why yes, I have already started cutting Allison's partners. I think one is already gone. Maybe I can still get a majority of them. #goals

Like all her other partners, I believe he would have been better off with a different partner. She might be a lovely person, amazing contemporary dancer, but she cannot teach ballroom. She might be passable doing it, but she cannot choreograph and teach it. Oops. To absolutely no one's surprise, he best dance was a jazz routine. Hmm. I can't even imagine why that is. He supposedly did other dances. I'm sure they existed.

 

Saving future rankdown winner: Mischa Barton

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I’m gone for the night so won’t be able to do the front page. So just follow along best you can!

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Seeing Lee DeWyze, so I won’t get to my cut/save until the morning.

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Andy Grammer is one of the better and more likable ones of those nominees, so I'm confused why he's cut first. I mean I get from reading Anne's write-up but still. :haha: Oh well.

 

My Nominations:

 

Sara Evans

Billy Ray Cyrus

Cloris Leachman

Susan Lucci

Rocco DiSpirito

Louie Vito

Macy Gray

Kirstie Alley

Hines Ward

Wynonna Judd

Chaka Khan

Andy Grammer

Mischa Barton

Babyface

Erika Jayne

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Bringing over from the other page for others.....

 

And ugh bummer because a lot of these i would nominate for my choices with Elliott. :haha:

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save Billy Ray

cut Kareem

 

Save Mischa, cut Andy

(not cutting Billy Ray just for you Sola :* )

 

 

thanks boo <3

 

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

 

 

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Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is a 6 time NBA champion and one of the many people to partner Lindsay Arnold. He is like a giant standing next to her, scary. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar was on the Athletes edition (season 26) of Dancing with the Stars. He dances two dances with Lindsay. In week 1 he danced the Cha Cha to Signed Sealed Delivered (Stevie Wonder), and scored a 17. In week 2 he danced a Salsa to La Malanga, for which he received a 26 out of 40 ( or 19 if we only count the main 3 judges). He went home in week 2, because he danced poorly and it was another double elimination. Arike was eliminated alongside him, and I thought she should have stayed.

 

Save: Billy Ray Cyrus

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