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2019 Dancing with the Stars Rankdown

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RAY LEWIS

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Cheryl Burke first began her run on Dancing With the Stars in season two, where she was partnered with Cincinnati native Drew Lachey from 98º. The two of them excelled the entire season, and after delivering a strong freestyle, where ultimately crowned the champions over Jerry Rice. Not one to take her victory and leave, Queen Cheryl returned the following season with NFL player Emmitt Smith. She continued to show off her strength as a choreographer and wound up winning her second season in a row.

 

After that, Cheryl was seen as the show's most most popular female pro; this was none the more evident in season four, where she and her partner Eye-An had negative chemistry and still managed to make it to fourth place. :dead: While she did get occasional ringer, Cheryl was largely given the male celebrities in need of rehabilitating their image to the American public after that point. Such partners include former Cincinnati Bengals player Chad Ochocinco / Johnson, Rob K*rd*shian, Ryan Lochté and Terrell Owens. She was also given her strong eye candy partners in Giles Marini, William Levy my body is still ready, just saying and newly out homosexual Juan Pablo Di Pace. The last one hurt because honestly, just look at this:

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I'm gonna tell my kids that is what sex looks like.

 

What's that, you say? Ray Lewis? Hmm, I don't know him. :unsure:

 

SAVE: Master P

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who is this???????????????
lol this is my third DWTS rankdown and I'm just now learning this was apparently somebody that was on DWTS. :dead:

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Gary Busey

 

 

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Sexy....

 

 

Every reality show Gary has been on, has lead to me disliking him more. Gary was on the 21st season of dancing with the stars. He was partned with Anna Anna Trebunskaya. It was the first time she had returned in years, and she got sattled with him. He probably made her never want to return again because after they were eliminated, she never came back. Gary made it to week 4 of the show before leaving after dancing a Jazz to a Buddy Holly song (one of the films he is most known for). That dance scored him a 16 (his second highest score!), but it still put him at the bottom of the leaderboard. He scored 2 15's and an 18 for his other unremarkable dances. Anyway, bye bye!

 

 

Save: Tatum O'Neal

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Derek Fisher (Season 25)

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An opportunity to cut a Sharna partner from the competition? Sure why not.

Let me be honest. Derek Fisher was one of my basketball heroes growing up. One of the best point guards in basketball period, and he was at his best when the Lakers were at their absolute peak. That was an exciting time for Los Angelinos like myself. Fisher could hit buzzer beaters like nobody else. Fisher shot some of the smoothest three-pointers. Fisher played an exciting game back in the day. I really was excited for his appearance on the show.

Of course, Sharna is his partner. By this point, Sharna was Public Enemy #1 for good reason. However, I thought Derek would be far more successful on the show than he actually was. Derek was the third contestant eliminated from the competition. I think he at least deserved to outlast Sasha and Nick L. Hell, he even deserved to outlast Drew. But no sweat off my back, as Derek really was not that great. Derek danced a total of five routines on the show: Salsa, Foxtrot, Paso Doble, Cha Cha, and Jazz. Pretty much every routine is not very good, though his Jazz routine is probably his best. Too bad he was eliminated that same night. LOL.

Since his time on the show, Fisher has landed himself in the hot seat for some shady relationship drama and for a DUI, though the latter was dismissed. I'm mainly eliminating him because he is a Sharna partner, and because I know Megan would appreciate me doing so.


SAVING: Monica Seles (Season 6)

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I thought about nominating Sasha. :giggle: (even though I used to be more attached)

For whatever reason she's popular on here and I didn't want a controversial nomination this soon.

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I thought about nominating Sasha. :giggle: (even though I used to be more attached)

For whatever reason she's popular on here and I didn't want a controversial nomination this soon.

I wish you would've. :wub:

 

I like her as a person but Christ was she dreadful on the show.

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I wish you would've. :wub:

 

I like her as a person but Christ was she dreadful on the show.

When I'm ready for her basic, underwhelming and overrated self to be gone, I'll let you know when I'm nominating. :wub:

 

Good thing the old posts were gone. I think I tried to defend her in real time.

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Jeffrey Ross

 

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Jeffrey Ross is a comedian who was on season 7 of Dancing With the Stars and the first in a long string of absolute duds for Edyta Śliwińska. Being the first boot, the only impact he had was when before the premiere, Edyta accidentally polked him in the eye during rehearsal, resulting in a scratched cornea. He continued in the competition against doctor's orders, debuting in a bedazzled eyepatch and received 12 points for his eyesore of a Cha-Cha-Cha (no pun intended :D ). They were eliminated in Night 2 of the first week, missing the chance to perform a Quickstep. Due to his single performance on the show and the trio of 4s received from the judges, Jeffrey Ross shares the record for the lowest average score (12.0) in the history of Dancing With the Stars with fellow first boot Tucker Carlson and Season 28's Week 4 eliminated contestant, Lamar Odom.

 

First and only dance

 

Edit to save Paulina Porizkova because while also a first-boot, she wasn't the worst in her season and there's something endearing about a model who admits she's a klutz... in a dance competition.

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Josie Maran

 

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Oh, look at me cutting season 5 celebs in back-to-back rounds. :haha: Josie Maran is a model & actress who participated on season 5. With her partner, Alec Mazo, they were the first couple eliminated that season. Their only dance was a Foxtrot to "Walkin' My Baby Back Home" by Nat King Cole, which scored 16 points from the judges. I feel bad for Alec because after his win with Kelly, he didn't really have that much luck - Paulina and Josie were first out in back-to-back seasons and when he got partners with potential (Toni and Natalie) they were cut before their seasons' leeches despite being better than aforementioned leeches. I hope that this is 100 words because there's not really much to say about a first boot who wasn't extremely memorable in the grand scheme of things.

 

Saving: Jamie Anderson

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Chris Kattan

 

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Poor Chris. I do feel kinda bad cutting him because I feel like his time on the show didn't go the way he hoped, but it was a tough two weeks for him. In his first week, Chris danced to "What is Love", the notable number A Night at the Roxbury, but the dance was..really rough and he got the lowest scores of the night. Chris spoke openly about his neck injury the following week, which was really sad and it showed how much he was struggling with the experience. He danced Jazz which wasn't much better and while he still improved in scores, he remained at the bottom of the leaderboard. This was Chris' time on the show as he was eliminated afterwards, and since he didn't bring much more to the show, it's fair to cut him here.

 

Saving Lamar Odom

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Never forget that time Chris tried to drag Witney's choreography for sending him home, and she clapped back with (essentially) "My choreography wasn't a problem when Alfonso won. :)"

 

A petty icon. :wub:

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Never forget that time Chris tried to drag Witney's choreography for sending him home, and she clapped back with (essentially) "My choreography wasn't a problem when Alfonso won. :)"

 

A petty icon. :wub:

I love her

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I love her
Queen of not knowing what ratchet meant before turning in one of the all-time greatest hip-hop routines on SYTYCD. :wub:

 

And delivering a horribly under appreciated freestyle with Kel that nobody talks about because they decided to do a similar jazz routine thirty minutes prior.

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Who is Kenny Mayne? Many individuals knows him due to his career at ESPN. But if you are like me and never watched ESPN, you will remember Kenny Mayne for his appearance on the 2nd season of Dancing With The Stars where he was paired up with Andrea Hale - who? No but seriously, who is she? I forgot that she existed. They had one terrible cha-cha which scored 13 points out of 20 points - hilarious how Len gave the highest score. And while Andrea was never invited back after that terrible Cha-Cha, the production still decided to invite Kenny seasons after season where he appears on DanceCentre with Jerry Rice... I find him annoying so he's getting cut.

SAVING: THE ORIGINAL BACHELORETTE, TRISHA.

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the production still decided to invite Kenny seasons after season where he appears on DanceCentre with Jerry Rice
Reason enough to cut him. :*

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