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pnkrngrwnnb

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About pnkrngrwnnb

  • Birthday 02/13/1984

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    Edmonton, Alberta
  • Interests
    Christianity, Socialism, the MCU, British dramas, historical non-fiction audiobooks, gardening, cooking.

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  1. For old times sake: Haul out the holly; Put up the tree before my spirit falls again. Fill up the stocking, I may be rushing things, but deck the halls again now! For we need a little Christmas Right this very minute, Candles in the window, Carols at the spinet. Yes, we need a little Christmas Right this very minute. It hasn't snowed a single flurry, But Santa, dear, we're in a hurry; So climb down the chimney; Put up the brightest string of lights I've ever seen. Slice up the fruitcake; It's time we hung some tinsel on that evergreen bough. For I've grown a little leaner, Grown a little colder, Grown a little sadder, Grown a little older, And I need a little angel Sitting on my shoulder, Need a little Christmas now. Haul out the holly; Well, once I taught you all to live each living day. Fill up the stocking... (But, it's two weeks from Thanksgiving Day now!) But we need a little Christmas Right this very minute, Candles in the window, Carols at the spinet. Yes, we need a little Christmas Right this very minute. It hasn't snowed a single flurry, But Santa, dear, we're in a hurry; So climb down the chimney; Put up the brightest string of lights I've ever seen. Slice up the fruitcake; It's time we hung some tinsel on that evergreen bough. For we need a little music, Need a little laughter, Need a little singing Ringing through the rafter, And we need a little snappy "Happy ever after," Need a little Christmas now. Need a little Christmas now.
  2. Came here to see if there was any April Fool's joke like the old, old days. I'd forgotten the forums had changed so much.
  3. Looking forward to saying bye-bye to Trump (I hope!).
  4. The Christmas Countdown thread was a labour of love for me. Sad it's gone.
  5. It's not December It's barely even November Outside it's still too warm for snow to fall Halloween was yesterday And winter's still a ways away But try to tell that to the folks down at the mall Inside's a winter wonderland I'm sorry, I don't understand 'cause mistletoe on Veteran's Day seems wrong But the shops are filled with Christmas cheer And on the speakers, all you hear Is the way-too-early Christmas song Leaves just started changing But the stores are rearranging Their d├ęcor to wintry Christmas themes See the red and green displays: "Just 58 more shopping days" And cardboard elves are planting plastic trees Jesus in his manger cradle Plus a little token dreidel In a big display next to the Cinnabon With three wise men and gifts they bring Just plug them in, and they all sing The way-too-early Christmas song I know you need to satisfy your investors But couldn't you wait at least until the Savior's third trimester? Finally, just outside the Master-Cuts Was Santa, and that fat b******'s "Ho ho ho"-ing drove me up the wall Something snapped, I lost control And kicked him square in his North Pole And as he dropped, I decked him in his halls So, my friends, I wish you well From the mall security holding cell I hope that they don't keep me here too long May you and yours find peace and love Unless you are the writer of The way-too-early Christmas song . . .
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