Unmasking Chaos: A Masked Singer Ranking (60-56 Posted) in The Masked Singer + other FOX reality TV shows Posted just now 55. Unicorn/Tori Spelling Season 1: Fifth Eliminated Unicorn - Fight Song Unicorn - Oops!...I Did It Again Unicorn - I Love It Unicorn Unmasking Clue: A fantasy creature who came from someone who specialized in producing fantasies of their own Unicorns are creatures that don't exist or are a fantasy. Tori Spelling is the daughter of legendary TV producer/director Aaron Spelling, who was responsible in creating some of the most well-known TV shows. Leading off the new set is Unicorn. Unicorn is someone who appeared to be a bundle of nerves every time she took the stage but put her heart in all of her performances. With that said, she was one of the weaker contestants of the season, and I remember people being annoyed with her story and “lasting too long”. Some watchers were especially displeased that Monster was in the B3 instead of her in the first episode. All three of her performances (Fight Song, Oops!...I Did It Again, and I Love It) were OK albeit not great. One thing I noticed was there was a lot of background singing during her performances, probably more so than any other act. Unicorn was unmasked after the fifth episode and was revealed to be actress Tori Spelling. In hindsight, she is someone I ranked too high (I probably should’ve ranked her in the higher 60s), but I don’t think this is too bad of a spot all things considered. 54. Swan/Bella Thorne Season 3: Group C (Second Eliminated) Swan - Fever Swan - I Hate Myself For Loving You Swan - Unmasking Clue: A bird who was a part of something that referenced unclean yet appealing dead presidents Bella Thorne was Swan, which obviously is a bird. Thorne was in the ABC drama Dirty Sexy Money, hence the unclean yet appealing dead presidents clue. Swan is someone who I had to re-watch a few times because there wasn’t much about her I could remember. Her two performances (Fever and I Hate Myself For Loving You) were entertaining for the most part. Her IHMFLY was funny with the scrolling screens of Ken in the background and her saying she loved him at the end. She was eliminated after those two performances and unveiled as actress Bella Thorne. She’s someone who I’m not familiar with. Having said that, apparently she and Ken were in a movie together, and I remember the panel giving him a hard time because he didn’t guess her correctly, not unlike a certain S1 act. Overall, Swan is someone who I would say wasn’t bad but am indifferent towards when it’s all said and done. 53. Broccoli/Paul Anka Season 4: Group C (Third Eliminated) Broccoli - The House Is Rockin'/Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On Broccoli - Hello Broccoli - Old Time Rock & Roll Broccoli - Take Me Down Broccoli Unmasking Clue: A plant from the same area as a maple leaf Paul Anka is from Canada, whose flag has a red maple leaf in the center. Broccoli is obviously a plant. Broccoli definitely was someone who has been around for a while. In fact, one can say he was a seasoned performer in more ways than one. I enjoyed all of his performances (The House I Rockin’/Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On, Hello, and Old Time Rock & Roll) in some form or another. I remember there was some disappointment when he advanced while Squiggly Monster was eliminated. He had to participate in the Smackdown against Mushroom after Old Time Rock & Roll, which was a given considering that Jellyfish had the best performance of the night IMO. He sang Take Me Down in the Smackdown but fell short and had to unmask at the end of the night. Broccoli turned out to be legendary singer/songwriter Paul Anka. I loved how sure Robin was about him because he knew Anka was Canadian. Broccoli was OK, but I knew he went as far as he was going to go. 52. Taco/Tom Bergeron Season 3: Group B (Third Eliminated) Taco - Fly Me To The Moon Taco - Bossa Nova Baby Taco - Can't Help Myself Taco Unmasking Clue: Something that could do a tango on your taste buds Tom Bergeron was the long time host of Dancing With The Stars, hence the tango reference. Tacos are something people eat. Bringing some spice and flavor to the ranking is Taco. Taco was someone who I found to be fun during his brief stay in the show. My personal favorite performance of his was Fly Me To The Moon, for I didn’t expect him to be good for some reason. His other two performances (Bossa Nova Baby and Can’t Help Myself) were fine as well, although the dancer was my favorite part in the former. Taco fell short in the Group B Championships and was unmasked as long time comedian and TV show host Tom Bergeron. What was funny at his unmasking was Jenny, Robin, and Nicole not guessing him after all three have worked with him in some capacity (that didn’t stop them from getting on Ken for not getting Bella Thorne later that season). Also, his famous friend being Bob Saget was funny because Bob himself would be an act in the following season. 51. Kangaroo/Jordyn Woods Season 3: Eliminated Eleventh Episode Kangaroo - Dancing On My Own Kangaroo - You Know I'm No Good Kangaroo - Diamonds Kangaroo - Not Ready To Make Nice Kangaroo - No Air Kangaroo - Hot Stuff Kangaroo Unmasking Clue: A down under creature with ties to a famous or infamous family depending on how you look at it Kangaroos are from Australia, which is often referred to the Land Down Under. Jordyn Woods was friends with Kylie Jenner, who is part of the Kardashian clan. In addition, Woods was involved in some controversy surrounding Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson. Closing out this set is Kangaroo. Kangaroo was someone who appeared to be an amateur during the season. She looked like she struggled with confidence early in the season but appeared to get better each time she took the stage. She gave some very solid performances with my personal favorite being No Air. I would go as far as saying that was the only decent cover of the song on any show. Unfortunately, she had to compete in the Smackdown with Astronaut after it. She sang Hot Stuff, but her stuff was anything but as she was eliminated and had to unmask at the end of the night (I’m sure a certain someone was relieved with the results ). She was revealed to be Jordyn Woods. As with most social media people, I had zero idea who she was. She was the weakest of her group, so I wasn’t too disappointed with her elimination. With that said, Kangaroo was someone who put up a very decent showing and should hold her head high over it. 55. Unicorn/Tori Spelling: 54. Swan/Bella Thorne: 53. Broccoli/Paul Anka: 52. Taco/Tom Bergeron: 51. Kangaroo/Jordyn Woods: Clues for 50-46: - An apparatus that could dance if fed with Cash Money - Someone who chilled with a nice view - There is a golden gate entry to this fluffy act - This insect may not be so dainty considering her family - Who allowed toddlers to jet through the sky?