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America is a bunch of dumbasses (which we been knew).

I s2g, Sola, if that actually happens...

Look at the chart The chart is clear About who should go And who should still be here

This man and his fans are unhinged. Like, I've seen tweets calling Len a racist. Like, sis, he's judging a ballroom competition. He's gonna judge their ballroom dancing.

"the cha-cha-cha was a bit minimal" - why is bruno being the sane one tonight?

Derek and Bruno are the only judges we're stanning tonight based off of those scores.

SHE GOT A PERFECT SCORE!

Amanda Kloots & Alan Bersten - "Don’t Stop Me Now" (Jive): 8 Olivia Jade & Val Chmerkovskiy - "Fat Bottomed Girls" (Quickstep): 10 Iman Shumpert & Daniella Karagach - "Another One Bites The Dust" (Paso Doble): 6 Jimmie Allen & Emma Slater - "Somebody To Love" (Viennese Waltz): 9 Mike "The Miz" Mizanin & Witney Carson - "Radio Ga Ga" (Foxtrot): 7 JoJo Siwa & Jenna Johnson - "Body Language" (Tango): 10 Suni Lee & Sasha Farber - "We Will Rock You" (Paso Doble): 8 Cody Rigsby & Cheryl Burke - "You’re My Best Friend" (Foxtrot): 7 Melora Hardin & Artem Chigvintsev - "Killer Queen" (Foxtrot): 9 Who would you give your +1 point to? Jive relay - "Crazy Little Thing Called Love:" The Miz & Witney vs. Iman & Daniella vs. Cody & Cheryl Foxtrot relay - "Under Pressure:" JoJo & Jenna vs. Olivia & Val vs. Jimmie & Emma Viennese Waltz relay - "We Are the Champions:" Amanda & Alan vs. Suni & Sasha vs. Melora & Artem

Oh goddam it.

Iman AND Cody over Jojo and Miz? What the absolute freak, America?

then if we're gonna be realistic, most of iman's dances have been 5-6s at best, but here we are, the judges are screwy

Is Tyra's mic not on?

Yes, he and Miz were tied. If Miz got the bonus points instead of him, Iman would be the only one on the bottom.

0 points for the Miz? Did the judges see the same relay we did?

I think Miz won that relay. Cody seemed tired in his?

No, I mean Katie Stevens, who was unfairly robbed on the American Idol where Lee DeWhy won over robbed queen Crystal Bowersox.

Is that Katie Stevens from Season 10 of American Idol?

She DID THAT

Miz's dad looks like so many old men I know from Cleveland.

And I am back on the stan Len train.

8s? Goddam.

That wasn't an opening dance, that was an opening 8-bar leading into Tyra's entrance.

Can we just have a regular opening group dance instead of this?

Apparently Ezra, one of the new pros, choreographed the lifts in Iman's contemporary last week and Daniella apparently didn't give him credit? That's a shame considering that was... everything people actually liked about it.

Mike "The Miz" Mizanin & Witney Carson - "Wicked Games" (Paso Doble): 8 Kenya Moore & Brandon Armstrong - "Take My Breath" (Argentine Tango): 8 JoJo Siwa & Jenna Johnson - "Anything Goes" (Jazz): 10 Cody Rigsby & Cheryl Burke - "There Will Be Blood" (Cha-Cha): 7 Jimmie Allen & Emma Slater - "Say Something" (Contemporary): 9 Olivia Jade & Val Chmerkovskiy - "Beggin’" (Paso Doble): 10 Melora Hardin & Artem Chigvintsev - "Hound Dog" (Jive): 7 Iman Shumpert & Daniella Karagach - "I Got 5 On It (Tethered Mix)" (Contemporary): 3 Suni Lee & Sasha Farber - "Bad Habits" (Tango): 9 Amanda Kloots & Alan Bersten - "Paint It, Black" (Argentine Tango): 10