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2019 Dancing with the Stars Rankdown


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Kim Zolciak-Biermann

 

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Kim is a Real Housewife of Atlanta who was on the dreadful season 21 of Dancing With the Stars and was partnered with Tony Dovolani, a somewhat luckier version of Anton du Beke but who still got screwed in almost every one of his twenty-one seasons. She started off her short run on Dancing With the Stars with a salsa to "Hey Mama" (no not the fun dance-able Black Eyed Peas song, the un-dance-able David Guetta, Nicki Minaj and some other people song) and scored a measly 12 points with 4s from each of the judges and ended up with the lowest score of the night and probably one of the lowest in the history of the show. She showed some improvement in Week 2 with an okay quickstep and did an okay foxtrot the next night. However, before the Week 3 show, she suffered a mini-stroke and wasn't cleared to fly to the live show, forcing her to withdraw from the competition. Her limited run and low scores make her easy to cut here but it's still sad that she went through a health scare and had to withdraw the way she did.

 

Saving Drew Carey because Queen Witney gave him an pretty good cha-cha-cha in only her debut season as a pro.

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Marla Maples

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Yes, she has exceptionally questionable taste in me, but I'm going to focus on her forgettable dances. I think she was somewhat of a pleasant surprise that season. (I can't even double check anymore what I thought :broken:). She was paired with Tony Dovalini in during Season 22. She got tenth place during her season. Her lowest score was a 20 with an Argentine Tango. Her highest score was a 28. (That was between 4 judges not just 3. Sola's favorite Zendaya was the guest judge) That was a Waltz. She also performed a quickstep and a jive. I am sure that they are absolutely lovely.

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Chad Ochocinco

 

 

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Chad Ochocinco was on Season 10 of Dancing with the Stars. You know that season that had Erin, Nicole and Evan :wub: I mean when you have those 3 contestants, you don't even remember that the Chad Ochocinco's of the world make it to the semifinals. Oh he had Cheryl burke, so if I am 50/50 on a contestant, Cheryl Burke is absolutely a deciding factor. Chad never topped the leader board, and he was eliminated with an average of 22.2. His best scoring dance was when he was part of Team Cha Cha Cha, and they got a 27. Outside of that he scored a 27 for his Waltz to "If You Don't Know Me By Now". The dance was alright, but he was so out of his depth that he doesn't have much that was memorable. Fair cut at this point. At least he has a nice chest.

 

 

Save: I forget.

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Mark Cuban

 

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I don't care who left between the four so I decided on Mark just because. Mark Cuban is a celebrity from season 5 of Dancing with the Stars. I think Mark Cuban is from Shark Tank. Mark Cuban us the Dallas Mavericks owner & entrepreneur. His partner on the show was Kym Johnson and he placed 8th place. His highest scoring dance was the Viennese Waltz with a score of 22 and his lowest scoring dance was the Mambo with a score of 18. He lasted 5 weeks and was the first Shark Tank panelist to appear on Dancing With the Stars with Robert Herjavec appearing on season 20 and Barbara Corcoran appearing on season 25.

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Leeza Gibbons

 

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I just realized I couldn't even try to carry Shandi Finnessey to top 100 or so this round, she's my original Sailor Brinkley-Cook in that I don't have any reason for liking her I just do (I think she was my pre-season fave on Season 4 so please take the time to question my poor judgement!). Anyway I'm not letting her be the sole Season 4 boot in this round, so I'll take out Leeza too, I guess. Leeza's perfectly fine I think, I remember she won the most recent Tr**p version of Celebrity Apprentice and I did try and have a quick look to see if she's endorsed him or anything but as far as I can tell she hasn't (but at the same time she hasn't said anything bad). Leeza lasted 4 weeks on the show, one of those weeks she randomly joint-topped the leaderboard because why not! Otherwise her dancing was nothing memorable and overall she was one of the weaker/less memorable dancers of the season.

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I’ll make something fancy later on my laptop, but up next is trio round. Our rankers will be nominating in groups of three. The groups will be determined by the judges. They can either come together and create the groups as a group, or individually send me lists and I’ll find out the average.

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