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2019 Dancing with the Stars Rankdown


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I just found out a co-worker of mine that I've known for over 11 years passed way while on medical leave. :( I'm not in the mood to do a write-up.

<3 lemme know if you need a sub for some time!

 

I’m not that upset about Sasha’s cut but like...there’s still a handful of trash human beings in this so I’m sad she’s placing below them.

RT

 

All still remaining:

Danelle Umstead

David Ross

Elisabetta Canalis

Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino

Bethany Mota

George Hamilton

David Arquette

Cody Simpson

Hayes Grier

Ginger Zee

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Cody Simpson

 

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I'm really not in the mood to do a proper write-up right now with the news I recivedd I will just turn something in so you guy are not waiting on me, go home and lie in bed. I think I cut Cody and saved Hayes in the very first rankdown that we all participated, while the originals, Cody is a pop star; i use that term loosely. Cody Simpson was a celebrity on season 18 of Dancing with the Stars. His partner was Witney Carson but Hayes is better despite his brother Nash. Cody was a great dancer but had Heather syndrome. He's out now. I'm going home now to sulk so I probably won't have those write-ups done today, Steven. I'll see how I feel. :( BUT DON'T POST THEM WITHOUT ME. :'(

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And with Cody’s elimination, S14 is the last full season standing. I believe this happened in one of the previous games as well!
It was the first rankdown, because Victoria then nominated the entire season for the "top half/bottom half" twist you did. :giggle:
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ControverSasha survives the first hit on her :wub::wub::wub:

Well that didn't age well :dead:

And I OOP.

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I always think Amanda is Diana and vice versa because of their sets. :dead:

LOL This is why only one of them could be in this rankdown. :dead:

 

You made my set :dead:

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The best part is they aren't even remotely the same :dead:

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Can we get some private immunities for Lolo Jones up in here?

Is this Alex’s secret second account?? :gigue:

 

Please don't ever talk about anyone's taste like ever again.

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To be fair, Rob was a good contestant. He’s just a Kardashian.

Yeah Rob was a good contestant and I fairly enjoyed him on the show. :haha: HE DID luck out being in such a weak season. :haha:

 

Throwback to the first rankdown where I accidentally gave him immunity because I thought he was someone else. :dead:

I SO remember this. :dead: I think you meant it for Sean Lowe? :haha:

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Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino

 

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Mike Sorrentino AKA "The Situation" is known for being on Jersey Shore. Because of that show's popularity and the penchant DWTS has to cast reality TV stars every season, The Situation appeared on season 11 of the show, where he sucked. Partnered with Karina, he danced: a Cha-Cha that scored a 15, a Quickstep that scored an 18, a Foxtrot that scoed a 20, and an Argentine Tango that scored a 12 for technique and a 16 for performance - a 28 when you combine the two. He was eliminated after said Argentine Tango, he was rightfully eliminated for being an awful dancer. At least he had the decency to get eliminated early on instead of becoming the leech who outlasted better dancers unlike a certain finalist from this season. As far as me remembering his dances go, I only remember his Foxtrot because he danced to "Boom Boom Pow" which was bizarre. This show really doesn't know how to assign proper songs for the dances 90% of the time. :dead: I'm sure there's some dirt on him that I could talk about, but we've already established that he's an awful dancer so that's reason enough to cut him.

 

Saving: Ginger Zee

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George Hamilton (Season 2)

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George Hamilton is most famous for his suntan. LOL. Okay. Seriously. George Hamilton is a really tanned film and television actor. He has had a prolific career spanning 60 years. One of his ventures just so happened to be the second season of Dancing with the Stars. George happens to be the second partner of poor Edyta Śliwińska, and this partnership lasted six weeks in the competition. George and Edyta placed fifth overall, which is great considering how poorly one would expect George to do in the competition. In all honesty, George is not the worst contestant from his season, looking at you Master P. George really only robbed Tia from a higher ranking if we're being honest.

Overall, he was a really fun contestant to watch and he clearly had a really great time on the show. Edyta has had far worse partners than him. In total, George danced the Cha Cha, Quickstep, Tango, Paso Doble, Samba, and Rumba. His lowest score is an 18 for his first week Cha Cha, while his highest score is a 24 for his Samba. This is a fair cut at this point, though Sola had bad nominations and I stand by that statement.


SAVING: Bethany Mota (Season 19)
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David Ross

 

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David Ross is a former Chicago Cubs player who was the first baseball player to go on Dancing With the Stars. He wasn't a total trainwreck and seemed like a genuinely nice guy but his main problem was being a mediocre male who outlasted Heather, Nancy, Simone and Normani and made it all the way to second place despite little-to-no improvement (thank goodness the Cubs fans weren't THAT delusional like Man-Child's cult). The Cubs fandom was very strong since they had just won the World Series and they were very dedicated to getting Grandpa Ross as far as he did and almost nearly let him win a dance-off over freakin Rashad :haha: This was the season where viewers and judges' hatred for talented women and favoritism for mediocre white men really started to take off, with none of the talented women getting past third place and us getting robbed of both the first all black finale and the first of a robbed Esha finale. The nicest thing I can say about Grandpa Ross is that he respected Lindsay enough to follow her choreography and isn't a delusional attention-wh*re like other past contestants or dancers but he's also not a good enough dancer to keep around.

 

Saving: David Arquette

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Elisabetta Canalis

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Elisabetta competed during the 12th season of Dancing with the Stars. She is a model/actress. (actress? Sure why not) She was paired with Val. (I believe that was his first partner. Maybe 2nd. Way too lazy to check. #oops)

Val even admitted in his book during his first couple of seasons, he was not the best teacher. He didn't adapt his teaching method to the celeb he was paired with.

She had an exceptionally short run on the show. Her first dance was a cha cha. She scored a 15. Her second and final dance was a Quickstep. She scored a 21. That was quite a jump. Did she deserve it? I neither know nor particularly care.

 

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