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2019 Dancing with the Stars Rankdown


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Mike Catherwood

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I literally only vaguely remember him because he was paired with Lacey. :wub:

Too bad I only remember him for being absolutely terrible. That made this an exceptionally easy cut to make. He was on season 12. He was one of Lacey's last partners. :'(

I have to eat dinner, so let's finish this up. He average score was 15. His lowest score was for the Foxtrot. His best score was for the Jive. Those were his only two dances. He only escaped elimination the first week because there was not one. Sorry to Lacey that he was so terrible. Also sorry to us.

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Adam Carolla

 

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Adam Carolla is a comedian & radio host who competed on season 8. After winning back-to-back seasons with great partners in Apolo Ohno and Helio Castroneves, Julianne was saddled with him as a partner and unsurprisingly, he was awful. Week 1, he danced a Foxtrot that scored a 15. Week 2, he danced a Mambo that scored a 19. Week 3, he danced a Tango that scored a 21. Week 4, he danced a Paso Doble that scored a 19. He was such a bad dancer that Julianne had to resort to the gimmick of having him ride around on a unicycle at the start of his Paso Doble. :dead: Apparently, it worked for the judges because they gave that dance the encore of the week instead of one of Kristi, Jason, or Shannon who all scored 10's...yeah, those result show encores didn't make sense half of the time. :haha: Adam was eliminated after said Paso Doble and considering that the people cut before him were Penn, Monica and Steve in that order, he at least had the decency to not rob anyone before his elimination. He's still a bad dancer though so this cut is easy to make. Also, there's a whole section dedicated to his list of controversies on his Wikipedia page. I don't have the energy to go into details, but he's made horrible comments regarding women not being "funny enough" to be comedy writers, various ethnic groups, and the LGBT community. In defense of his comments about the LGBT community, his apology included "I'm a comedian, not a politician" as if that's a valid excuse for him to make those comments. :rolleyes: So, not only a trash dancer but a trash human being as well.

 

For whatever reason, they brought him back for this segment on season 9.

 

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They really were OTT with their result show segments back when we still had result shows. :dead:

 

SAVING: Heather Mills

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Tatum O'Neal (Season 2)

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Tatum O'Neal is an Academy Award winning actor and author. Tatum O'Neal appeared on the second season of Dancing with the Stars and partnered with Nick Kosovich. Her time on the show was cut very short, as she was the second contestant eliminated from the season. You cannot even find a YouTube video of her two dances with Nick. Not like that is some major loss, but still. Tatum danced a Waltz during her first week of the competition and actually scored a 23. Pretty great score for a first-week dance. During her final week of the competition, Tatum danced the Rumba, which was pretty bad and scored only a 17.

There is not much to say about Tatum on the show, which is why I am eliminating her now. Her personal story is quite tragic and sad, but she seems to be doing better nowadays.


SAVING: Aiden Turner (Season 10)
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Nominations:

Kim Kardashian

Sasha Pieterse

Danelle Umstead

Adam Rippon

Jake T. Austin

David Ross

Elisabetta Canalis

Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino

Bethany Mota

George Hamilton

Jake Pavelka

David Arquette

Cody Simpson

Hayes Grier

Ginger Zee

Rob Kardashian

 

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Wow Sola made terrible nominations! Who’d have guessed?!

 

 

your opinion.

 

That's the thing, they're too glorious - I want to pretty much cut all of them?

 

 

same :haha: I went through the list and I was like, I dislike these 16, so they get nominated.

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