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| Lunatic07 |
Apr 27th 2010, 7:10 AM
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#201
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Aaron aimlessly decided to take-off his hat and out came the duck. After he removed his letter opener he said, "Give me a towel, and clean my dentures." Suddenly a fuming kangaroo named Keith decided to open the vault containing a humongous box full of chocolates. Meanwhile, a hairy elephant named Geezer challenges Aaron to a game of Boggle. They opened the teeny-weeny freezer and grabbed the dog and some sweet potatoes. "I love poodle breath" Aaron said. Then, Keith Urban, Tim's great aunt, made pancakes and chocolate covered tarantulas. Aaron screamed because tarantulas are alive (gasp) and they crawled to Big Al's weird panini and ate auntie Keith's smelly socks and a very large piece of donkey poo. Repulsed, Aaron turned around shaking his pom poms like a mad gorilla until his pet skunk exploded! He was bewildered and bothered so he decided to play dead by sticking his boots under a hideous pillow with lacy pink stripes and green polka dots. Confused, Keith rolls his hips around and twitches his eyebrows and licks his stinky lizard named Karabella Swan. Somehow, Aaron starts to talk to Miley Circus about hot chocolate maple green beans. Miley cried, "My pig is pregnant and my octomom is missing a tooth. Please be careful when you jump off diving boards." Suddenly, Aaron walked to the nearest Ford dealership which was on fire and he used his freezing breath to extinguish it, but he accidentally fell asleep! The dealership blamed the fire on Aaron, and, as punishment, he will be forced to wear a frilly tutu with his jeans. Angry ballerinas started to peel potatoes, but something smelly fell from the top shelf of the pantry. Aaron yelps, because he found his long-lost pet snickerdoodle floating beneath the frozen lava plume. "I must jump over the candlestick!" he exclaimed. Aaron burned a hole in his toy balloon which began to poooof into popsicles.
In a twist of a millisecond, Aaron fell into a giant vat full of marshmallow fluff that tastes like chicken. He struggled to unzip his mouth with a garden hoe that looks like Oprah's fat ass media hoe. George Foreman saw them crying in a woman's pink purse. "Get your act together," Sally Field munches over while she tiptoed from Long John silver away. Pretty parasols with laces were suicidal to those ugly umbrellas that were making babies that look -------------------- AI10:
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| DragonBahamut |
Apr 27th 2010, 8:43 AM
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#202
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Aaron aimlessly decided to take-off his hat and out came the duck. After he removed his letter opener he said, "Give me a towel, and clean my dentures." Suddenly a fuming kangaroo named Keith decided to open the vault containing a humongous box full of chocolates. Meanwhile, a hairy elephant named Geezer challenges Aaron to a game of Boggle. They opened the teeny-weeny freezer and grabbed the dog and some sweet potatoes. "I love poodle breath" Aaron said. Then, Keith Urban, Tim's great aunt, made pancakes and chocolate covered tarantulas. Aaron screamed because tarantulas are alive (gasp) and they crawled to Big Al's weird panini and ate auntie Keith's smelly socks and a very large piece of donkey poo. Repulsed, Aaron turned around shaking his pom poms like a mad gorilla until his pet skunk exploded! He was bewildered and bothered so he decided to play dead by sticking his boots under a hideous pillow with lacy pink stripes and green polka dots. Confused, Keith rolls his hips around and twitches his eyebrows and licks his stinky lizard named Karabella Swan. Somehow, Aaron starts to talk to Miley Circus about hot chocolate maple green beans. Miley cried, "My pig is pregnant and my octomom is missing a tooth. Please be careful when you jump off diving boards." Suddenly, Aaron walked to the nearest Ford dealership which was on fire and he used his freezing breath to extinguish it, but he accidentally fell asleep! The dealership blamed the fire on Aaron, and, as punishment, he will be forced to wear a frilly tutu with his jeans. Angry ballerinas started to peel potatoes, but something smelly fell from the top shelf of the pantry. Aaron yelps, because he found his long-lost pet snickerdoodle floating beneath the frozen lava plume. "I must jump over the candlestick!" he exclaimed. Aaron burned a hole in his toy balloon which began to poooof into popsicles.
In a twist of a millisecond, Aaron fell into a giant vat full of marshmallow fluff that tastes like chicken. He struggled to unzip his mouth with a garden hoe that looks like Oprah's fat ass media hoe. George Foreman saw them crying in a woman's pink purse. "Get your act together," Sally Field munches over while she tiptoed from Long John silver away. Pretty parasols with laces were suicidal to those ugly umbrellas that were making babies that look like Simon --------------------
WGWG for the win! Phillip Phillips
Fave: BGT2012 - The Amazing Sam Kelly Youtube David Archuleta's new song: Forevermore When my dragons are grown, they will take back what was stolen from me and destroy those who have wronged me. We will lay waste to armies and we will burn cities to the ground. Turn us away and we will burn you first. ~ daenerys targaryen ~ |
| Headphones |
Apr 27th 2010, 1:03 PM
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#203
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Aaron aimlessly decided to take-off his hat and out came the duck. After he removed his letter opener he said, "Give me a towel, and clean my dentures." Suddenly a fuming kangaroo named Keith decided to open the vault containing a humongous box full of chocolates. Meanwhile, a hairy elephant named Geezer challenges Aaron to a game of Boggle. They opened the teeny-weeny freezer and grabbed the dog and some sweet potatoes. "I love poodle breath" Aaron said. Then, Keith Urban, Tim's great aunt, made pancakes and chocolate covered tarantulas. Aaron screamed because tarantulas are alive (gasp) and they crawled to Big Al's weird panini and ate auntie Keith's smelly socks and a very large piece of donkey poo. Repulsed, Aaron turned around shaking his pom poms like a mad gorilla until his pet skunk exploded! He was bewildered and bothered so he decided to play dead by sticking his boots under a hideous pillow with lacy pink stripes and green polka dots. Confused, Keith rolls his hips around and twitches his eyebrows and licks his stinky lizard named Karabella Swan. Somehow, Aaron starts to talk to Miley Circus about hot chocolate maple green beans. Miley cried, "My pig is pregnant and my octomom is missing a tooth. Please be careful when you jump off diving boards." Suddenly, Aaron walked to the nearest Ford dealership which was on fire and he used his freezing breath to extinguish it, but he accidentally fell asleep! The dealership blamed the fire on Aaron, and, as punishment, he will be forced to wear a frilly tutu with his jeans. Angry ballerinas started to peel potatoes, but something smelly fell from the top shelf of the pantry. Aaron yelps, because he found his long-lost pet snickerdoodle floating beneath the frozen lava plume. "I must jump over the candlestick!" he exclaimed. Aaron burned a hole in his toy balloon which began to poooof into popsicles.
In a twist of a millisecond, Aaron fell into a giant vat full of marshmallow fluff that tastes like chicken. He struggled to unzip his mouth with a garden hoe that looks like Oprah's fat ass media hoe. George Foreman saw them crying in a woman's pink purse. "Get your act together," Sally Field munches over while she tiptoed from Long John silver away. Pretty parasols with laces were suicidal to those ugly umbrellas that were making babies that look like Simon and drink -------------------- |
| Lunatic07 |
Apr 30th 2010, 11:52 PM
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#204
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Aaron aimlessly decided to take-off his hat and out came the duck. After he removed his letter opener he said, "Give me a towel, and clean my dentures." Suddenly a fuming kangaroo named Keith decided to open the vault containing a humongous box full of chocolates. Meanwhile, a hairy elephant named Geezer challenges Aaron to a game of Boggle. They opened the teeny-weeny freezer and grabbed the dog and some sweet potatoes. "I love poodle breath" Aaron said. Then, Keith Urban, Tim's great aunt, made pancakes and chocolate covered tarantulas. Aaron screamed because tarantulas are alive (gasp) and they crawled to Big Al's weird panini and ate auntie Keith's smelly socks and a very large piece of donkey poo. Repulsed, Aaron turned around shaking his pom poms like a mad gorilla until his pet skunk exploded! He was bewildered and bothered so he decided to play dead by sticking his boots under a hideous pillow with lacy pink stripes and green polka dots. Confused, Keith rolls his hips around and twitches his eyebrows and licks his stinky lizard named Karabella Swan. Somehow, Aaron starts to talk to Miley Circus about hot chocolate maple green beans. Miley cried, "My pig is pregnant and my octomom is missing a tooth. Please be careful when you jump off diving boards." Suddenly, Aaron walked to the nearest Ford dealership which was on fire and he used his freezing breath to extinguish it, but he accidentally fell asleep! The dealership blamed the fire on Aaron, and, as punishment, he will be forced to wear a frilly tutu with his jeans. Angry ballerinas started to peel potatoes, but something smelly fell from the top shelf of the pantry. Aaron yelps, because he found his long-lost pet snickerdoodle floating beneath the frozen lava plume. "I must jump over the candlestick!" he exclaimed. Aaron burned a hole in his toy balloon which began to poooof into popsicles.
In a twist of a millisecond, Aaron fell into a giant vat full of marshmallow fluff that tastes like chicken. He struggled to unzip his mouth with a garden hoe that looks like Oprah's fat ass media hoe. George Foreman saw them crying in a woman's pink purse. "Get your act together," Sally Field munches over while she tiptoed from Long John silver away. Pretty parasols with laces were suicidal to those ugly umbrellas that were making babies that look like Simon and drink blood -------------------- AI10:
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| DragonBahamut |
May 1st 2010, 10:38 AM
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#205
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Aaron aimlessly decided to take-off his hat and out came the duck. After he removed his letter opener he said, "Give me a towel, and clean my dentures." Suddenly a fuming kangaroo named Keith decided to open the vault containing a humongous box full of chocolates. Meanwhile, a hairy elephant named Geezer challenges Aaron to a game of Boggle. They opened the teeny-weeny freezer and grabbed the dog and some sweet potatoes. "I love poodle breath" Aaron said. Then, Keith Urban, Tim's great aunt, made pancakes and chocolate covered tarantulas. Aaron screamed because tarantulas are alive (gasp) and they crawled to Big Al's weird panini and ate auntie Keith's smelly socks and a very large piece of donkey poo. Repulsed, Aaron turned around shaking his pom poms like a mad gorilla until his pet skunk exploded! He was bewildered and bothered so he decided to play dead by sticking his boots under a hideous pillow with lacy pink stripes and green polka dots. Confused, Keith rolls his hips around and twitches his eyebrows and licks his stinky lizard named Karabella Swan. Somehow, Aaron starts to talk to Miley Circus about hot chocolate maple green beans. Miley cried, "My pig is pregnant and my octomom is missing a tooth. Please be careful when you jump off diving boards." Suddenly, Aaron walked to the nearest Ford dealership which was on fire and he used his freezing breath to extinguish it, but he accidentally fell asleep! The dealership blamed the fire on Aaron, and, as punishment, he will be forced to wear a frilly tutu with his jeans. Angry ballerinas started to peel potatoes, but something smelly fell from the top shelf of the pantry. Aaron yelps, because he found his long-lost pet snickerdoodle floating beneath the frozen lava plume. "I must jump over the candlestick!" he exclaimed. Aaron burned a hole in his toy balloon which began to poooof into popsicles.
In a twist of a millisecond, Aaron fell into a giant vat full of marshmallow fluff that tastes like chicken. He struggled to unzip his mouth with a garden hoe that looks like Oprah's fat ass media hoe. George Foreman saw them crying in a woman's pink purse. "Get your act together," Sally Field munches over while she tiptoed from Long John silver away. Pretty parasols with laces were suicidal to those ugly umbrellas that were making babies that look like Simon and drink blood. Confused, Aaron --------------------
WGWG for the win! Phillip Phillips
Fave: BGT2012 - The Amazing Sam Kelly Youtube David Archuleta's new song: Forevermore When my dragons are grown, they will take back what was stolen from me and destroy those who have wronged me. We will lay waste to armies and we will burn cities to the ground. Turn us away and we will burn you first. ~ daenerys targaryen ~ |
| Headphones |
May 1st 2010, 9:12 PM
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#206
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Aaron aimlessly decided to take-off his hat and out came the duck. After he removed his letter opener he said, "Give me a towel, and clean my dentures." Suddenly a fuming kangaroo named Keith decided to open the vault containing a humongous box full of chocolates. Meanwhile, a hairy elephant named Geezer challenges Aaron to a game of Boggle. They opened the teeny-weeny freezer and grabbed the dog and some sweet potatoes. "I love poodle breath" Aaron said. Then, Keith Urban, Tim's great aunt, made pancakes and chocolate covered tarantulas. Aaron screamed because tarantulas are alive (gasp) and they crawled to Big Al's weird panini and ate auntie Keith's smelly socks and a very large piece of donkey poo. Repulsed, Aaron turned around shaking his pom poms like a mad gorilla until his pet skunk exploded! He was bewildered and bothered so he decided to play dead by sticking his boots under a hideous pillow with lacy pink stripes and green polka dots. Confused, Keith rolls his hips around and twitches his eyebrows and licks his stinky lizard named Karabella Swan. Somehow, Aaron starts to talk to Miley Circus about hot chocolate maple green beans. Miley cried, "My pig is pregnant and my octomom is missing a tooth. Please be careful when you jump off diving boards." Suddenly, Aaron walked to the nearest Ford dealership which was on fire and he used his freezing breath to extinguish it, but he accidentally fell asleep! The dealership blamed the fire on Aaron, and, as punishment, he will be forced to wear a frilly tutu with his jeans. Angry ballerinas started to peel potatoes, but something smelly fell from the top shelf of the pantry. Aaron yelps, because he found his long-lost pet snickerdoodle floating beneath the frozen lava plume. "I must jump over the candlestick!" he exclaimed. Aaron burned a hole in his toy balloon which began to poooof into popsicles.
In a twist of a millisecond, Aaron fell into a giant vat full of marshmallow fluff that tastes like chicken. He struggled to unzip his mouth with a garden hoe that looks like Oprah's fat ass media hoe. George Foreman saw them crying in a woman's pink purse. "Get your act together," Sally Field munches over while she tiptoed from Long John silver away. Pretty parasols with laces were suicidal to those ugly umbrellas that were making babies that look like Simon and drink blood. Confused, Aaron decided to This post has been edited by Headphones: May 1st 2010, 9:12 PM -------------------- |
| Lunatic07 |
May 1st 2010, 11:40 PM
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#207
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Aaron aimlessly decided to take-off his hat and out came the duck. After he removed his letter opener he said, "Give me a towel, and clean my dentures." Suddenly a fuming kangaroo named Keith decided to open the vault containing a humongous box full of chocolates. Meanwhile, a hairy elephant named Geezer challenges Aaron to a game of Boggle. They opened the teeny-weeny freezer and grabbed the dog and some sweet potatoes. "I love poodle breath" Aaron said. Then, Keith Urban, Tim's great aunt, made pancakes and chocolate covered tarantulas. Aaron screamed because tarantulas are alive (gasp) and they crawled to Big Al's weird panini and ate auntie Keith's smelly socks and a very large piece of donkey poo. Repulsed, Aaron turned around shaking his pom poms like a mad gorilla until his pet skunk exploded! He was bewildered and bothered so he decided to play dead by sticking his boots under a hideous pillow with lacy pink stripes and green polka dots. Confused, Keith rolls his hips around and twitches his eyebrows and licks his stinky lizard named Karabella Swan. Somehow, Aaron starts to talk to Miley Circus about hot chocolate maple green beans. Miley cried, "My pig is pregnant and my octomom is missing a tooth. Please be careful when you jump off diving boards." Suddenly, Aaron walked to the nearest Ford dealership which was on fire and he used his freezing breath to extinguish it, but he accidentally fell asleep! The dealership blamed the fire on Aaron, and, as punishment, he will be forced to wear a frilly tutu with his jeans. Angry ballerinas started to peel potatoes, but something smelly fell from the top shelf of the pantry. Aaron yelps, because he found his long-lost pet snickerdoodle floating beneath the frozen lava plume. "I must jump over the candlestick!" he exclaimed. Aaron burned a hole in his toy balloon which began to poooof into popsicles.
In a twist of a millisecond, Aaron fell into a giant vat full of marshmallow fluff that tastes like chicken. He struggled to unzip his mouth with a garden hoe that looks like Oprah's fat ass media hoe. George Foreman saw them crying in a woman's pink purse. "Get your act together," Sally Field munches over while she tiptoed from Long John silver away. Pretty parasols with laces were suicidal to those ugly umbrellas that were making babies that look like Simon and drink blood. Confused, Aaron decided to eat -------------------- AI10:
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| DragonBahamut |
May 2nd 2010, 1:14 AM
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#208
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Aaron aimlessly decided to take-off his hat and out came the duck. After he removed his letter opener he said, "Give me a towel, and clean my dentures." Suddenly a fuming kangaroo named Keith decided to open the vault containing a humongous box full of chocolates. Meanwhile, a hairy elephant named Geezer challenges Aaron to a game of Boggle. They opened the teeny-weeny freezer and grabbed the dog and some sweet potatoes. "I love poodle breath" Aaron said. Then, Keith Urban, Tim's great aunt, made pancakes and chocolate covered tarantulas. Aaron screamed because tarantulas are alive (gasp) and they crawled to Big Al's weird panini and ate auntie Keith's smelly socks and a very large piece of donkey poo. Repulsed, Aaron turned around shaking his pom poms like a mad gorilla until his pet skunk exploded! He was bewildered and bothered so he decided to play dead by sticking his boots under a hideous pillow with lacy pink stripes and green polka dots. Confused, Keith rolls his hips around and twitches his eyebrows and licks his stinky lizard named Karabella Swan. Somehow, Aaron starts to talk to Miley Circus about hot chocolate maple green beans. Miley cried, "My pig is pregnant and my octomom is missing a tooth. Please be careful when you jump off diving boards." Suddenly, Aaron walked to the nearest Ford dealership which was on fire and he used his freezing breath to extinguish it, but he accidentally fell asleep! The dealership blamed the fire on Aaron, and, as punishment, he will be forced to wear a frilly tutu with his jeans. Angry ballerinas started to peel potatoes, but something smelly fell from the top shelf of the pantry. Aaron yelps, because he found his long-lost pet snickerdoodle floating beneath the frozen lava plume. "I must jump over the candlestick!" he exclaimed. Aaron burned a hole in his toy balloon which began to poooof into popsicles.
In a twist of a millisecond, Aaron fell into a giant vat full of marshmallow fluff that tastes like chicken. He struggled to unzip his mouth with a garden hoe that looks like Oprah's fat ass media hoe. George Foreman saw them crying in a woman's pink purse. "Get your act together," Sally Field munches over while she tiptoed from Long John silver away. Pretty parasols with laces were suicidal to those ugly umbrellas that were making babies that look like Simon and drink blood. Confused, Aaron decided to eat some nasty --------------------
WGWG for the win! Phillip Phillips
Fave: BGT2012 - The Amazing Sam Kelly Youtube David Archuleta's new song: Forevermore When my dragons are grown, they will take back what was stolen from me and destroy those who have wronged me. We will lay waste to armies and we will burn cities to the ground. Turn us away and we will burn you first. ~ daenerys targaryen ~ |
| Headphones |
May 2nd 2010, 8:45 PM
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#209
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Aaron aimlessly decided to take-off his hat and out came the duck. After he removed his letter opener he said, "Give me a towel, and clean my dentures." Suddenly a fuming kangaroo named Keith decided to open the vault containing a humongous box full of chocolates. Meanwhile, a hairy elephant named Geezer challenges Aaron to a game of Boggle. They opened the teeny-weeny freezer and grabbed the dog and some sweet potatoes. "I love poodle breath" Aaron said. Then, Keith Urban, Tim's great aunt, made pancakes and chocolate covered tarantulas. Aaron screamed because tarantulas are alive (gasp) and they crawled to Big Al's weird panini and ate auntie Keith's smelly socks and a very large piece of donkey poo. Repulsed, Aaron turned around shaking his pom poms like a mad gorilla until his pet skunk exploded! He was bewildered and bothered so he decided to play dead by sticking his boots under a hideous pillow with lacy pink stripes and green polka dots. Confused, Keith rolls his hips around and twitches his eyebrows and licks his stinky lizard named Karabella Swan. Somehow, Aaron starts to talk to Miley Circus about hot chocolate maple green beans. Miley cried, "My pig is pregnant and my octomom is missing a tooth. Please be careful when you jump off diving boards." Suddenly, Aaron walked to the nearest Ford dealership which was on fire and he used his freezing breath to extinguish it, but he accidentally fell asleep! The dealership blamed the fire on Aaron, and, as punishment, he will be forced to wear a frilly tutu with his jeans. Angry ballerinas started to peel potatoes, but something smelly fell from the top shelf of the pantry. Aaron yelps, because he found his long-lost pet snickerdoodle floating beneath the frozen lava plume. "I must jump over the candlestick!" he exclaimed. Aaron burned a hole in his toy balloon which began to poooof into popsicles.
In a twist of a millisecond, Aaron fell into a giant vat full of marshmallow fluff that tastes like chicken. He struggled to unzip his mouth with a garden hoe that looks like Oprah's fat ass media hoe. George Foreman saw them crying in a woman's pink purse. "Get your act together," Sally Field munches over while she tiptoed from Long John silver away. Pretty parasols with laces were suicidal to those ugly umbrellas that were making babies that look like Simon and drink blood. Confused, Aaron decided to eat some nasty Eggo Waffles -------------------- |
| DragonBahamut |
May 3rd 2010, 10:04 AM
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#210
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Aaron aimlessly decided to take-off his hat and out came the duck. After he removed his letter opener he said, "Give me a towel, and clean my dentures." Suddenly a fuming kangaroo named Keith decided to open the vault containing a humongous box full of chocolates. Meanwhile, a hairy elephant named Geezer challenges Aaron to a game of Boggle. They opened the teeny-weeny freezer and grabbed the dog and some sweet potatoes. "I love poodle breath" Aaron said. Then, Keith Urban, Tim's great aunt, made pancakes and chocolate covered tarantulas. Aaron screamed because tarantulas are alive (gasp) and they crawled to Big Al's weird panini and ate auntie Keith's smelly socks and a very large piece of donkey poo. Repulsed, Aaron turned around shaking his pom poms like a mad gorilla until his pet skunk exploded! He was bewildered and bothered so he decided to play dead by sticking his boots under a hideous pillow with lacy pink stripes and green polka dots. Confused, Keith rolls his hips around and twitches his eyebrows and licks his stinky lizard named Karabella Swan. Somehow, Aaron starts to talk to Miley Circus about hot chocolate maple green beans. Miley cried, "My pig is pregnant and my octomom is missing a tooth. Please be careful when you jump off diving boards." Suddenly, Aaron walked to the nearest Ford dealership which was on fire and he used his freezing breath to extinguish it, but he accidentally fell asleep! The dealership blamed the fire on Aaron, and, as punishment, he will be forced to wear a frilly tutu with his jeans. Angry ballerinas started to peel potatoes, but something smelly fell from the top shelf of the pantry. Aaron yelps, because he found his long-lost pet snickerdoodle floating beneath the frozen lava plume. "I must jump over the candlestick!" he exclaimed. Aaron burned a hole in his toy balloon which began to poooof into popsicles.
In a twist of a millisecond, Aaron fell into a giant vat full of marshmallow fluff that tastes like chicken. He struggled to unzip his mouth with a garden hoe that looks like Oprah's fat ass media hoe. George Foreman saw them crying in a woman's pink purse. "Get your act together," Sally Field munches over while she tiptoed from Long John silver away. Pretty parasols with laces were suicidal to those ugly umbrellas that were making babies that look like Simon and drink blood. Confused, Aaron decided to eat some nasty Eggo Waffles with mustard --------------------
WGWG for the win! Phillip Phillips
Fave: BGT2012 - The Amazing Sam Kelly Youtube David Archuleta's new song: Forevermore When my dragons are grown, they will take back what was stolen from me and destroy those who have wronged me. We will lay waste to armies and we will burn cities to the ground. Turn us away and we will burn you first. ~ daenerys targaryen ~ |
| Lunatic07 |
May 4th 2010, 7:50 AM
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#211
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Aaron aimlessly decided to take-off his hat and out came the duck. After he removed his letter opener he said, "Give me a towel, and clean my dentures." Suddenly a fuming kangaroo named Keith decided to open the vault containing a humongous box full of chocolates. Meanwhile, a hairy elephant named Geezer challenges Aaron to a game of Boggle. They opened the teeny-weeny freezer and grabbed the dog and some sweet potatoes. "I love poodle breath" Aaron said. Then, Keith Urban, Tim's great aunt, made pancakes and chocolate covered tarantulas. Aaron screamed because tarantulas are alive (gasp) and they crawled to Big Al's weird panini and ate auntie Keith's smelly socks and a very large piece of donkey poo. Repulsed, Aaron turned around shaking his pom poms like a mad gorilla until his pet skunk exploded! He was bewildered and bothered so he decided to play dead by sticking his boots under a hideous pillow with lacy pink stripes and green polka dots. Confused, Keith rolls his hips around and twitches his eyebrows and licks his stinky lizard named Karabella Swan. Somehow, Aaron starts to talk to Miley Circus about hot chocolate maple green beans. Miley cried, "My pig is pregnant and my octomom is missing a tooth. Please be careful when you jump off diving boards." Suddenly, Aaron walked to the nearest Ford dealership which was on fire and he used his freezing breath to extinguish it, but he accidentally fell asleep! The dealership blamed the fire on Aaron, and, as punishment, he will be forced to wear a frilly tutu with his jeans. Angry ballerinas started to peel potatoes, but something smelly fell from the top shelf of the pantry. Aaron yelps, because he found his long-lost pet snickerdoodle floating beneath the frozen lava plume. "I must jump over the candlestick!" he exclaimed. Aaron burned a hole in his toy balloon which began to poooof into popsicles.
In a twist of a millisecond, Aaron fell into a giant vat full of marshmallow fluff that tastes like chicken. He struggled to unzip his mouth with a garden hoe that looks like Oprah's fat ass media hoe. George Foreman saw them crying in a woman's pink purse. "Get your act together," Sally Field munches over while she tiptoed from Long John silver away. Pretty parasols with laces were suicidal to those ugly umbrellas that were making babies that look like Simon and drink blood. Confused, Aaron decided to eat some nasty Eggo Waffles with mustard made of -------------------- AI10:
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| DragonBahamut |
May 4th 2010, 10:50 AM
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#212
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Aaron aimlessly decided to take-off his hat and out came the duck. After he removed his letter opener he said, "Give me a towel, and clean my dentures." Suddenly a fuming kangaroo named Keith decided to open the vault containing a humongous box full of chocolates. Meanwhile, a hairy elephant named Geezer challenges Aaron to a game of Boggle. They opened the teeny-weeny freezer and grabbed the dog and some sweet potatoes. "I love poodle breath" Aaron said. Then, Keith Urban, Tim's great aunt, made pancakes and chocolate covered tarantulas. Aaron screamed because tarantulas are alive (gasp) and they crawled to Big Al's weird panini and ate auntie Keith's smelly socks and a very large piece of donkey poo. Repulsed, Aaron turned around shaking his pom poms like a mad gorilla until his pet skunk exploded! He was bewildered and bothered so he decided to play dead by sticking his boots under a hideous pillow with lacy pink stripes and green polka dots. Confused, Keith rolls his hips around and twitches his eyebrows and licks his stinky lizard named Karabella Swan. Somehow, Aaron starts to talk to Miley Circus about hot chocolate maple green beans. Miley cried, "My pig is pregnant and my octomom is missing a tooth. Please be careful when you jump off diving boards." Suddenly, Aaron walked to the nearest Ford dealership which was on fire and he used his freezing breath to extinguish it, but he accidentally fell asleep! The dealership blamed the fire on Aaron, and, as punishment, he will be forced to wear a frilly tutu with his jeans. Angry ballerinas started to peel potatoes, but something smelly fell from the top shelf of the pantry. Aaron yelps, because he found his long-lost pet snickerdoodle floating beneath the frozen lava plume. "I must jump over the candlestick!" he exclaimed. Aaron burned a hole in his toy balloon which began to poooof into popsicles.
In a twist of a millisecond, Aaron fell into a giant vat full of marshmallow fluff that tastes like chicken. He struggled to unzip his mouth with a garden hoe that looks like Oprah's fat ass media hoe. George Foreman saw them crying in a woman's pink purse. "Get your act together," Sally Field munches over while she tiptoed from Long John silver away. Pretty parasols with laces were suicidal to those ugly umbrellas that were making babies that look like Simon and drink blood. Confused, Aaron decided to eat some nasty Eggo Waffles with mustard made of leftover crepe --------------------
WGWG for the win! Phillip Phillips
Fave: BGT2012 - The Amazing Sam Kelly Youtube David Archuleta's new song: Forevermore When my dragons are grown, they will take back what was stolen from me and destroy those who have wronged me. We will lay waste to armies and we will burn cities to the ground. Turn us away and we will burn you first. ~ daenerys targaryen ~ |
| inkamila |
Jul 14th 2010, 9:40 AM
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Aaron aimlessly decided to take-off his hat and out came the duck. After he removed his letter opener he said, "Give me a towel, and clean my dentures." Suddenly a fuming kangaroo named Keith decided to open the vault containing a humongous box full of chocolates. Meanwhile, a hairy elephant named Geezer challenges Aaron to a game of Boggle. They opened the teeny-weeny freezer and grabbed the dog and some sweet potatoes. "I love poodle breath" Aaron said. Then, Keith Urban, Tim's great aunt, made pancakes and chocolate covered tarantulas. Aaron screamed because tarantulas are alive (gasp) and they crawled to Big Al's weird panini and ate auntie Keith's smelly socks and a very large piece of donkey poo. Repulsed, Aaron turned around shaking his pom poms like a mad gorilla until his pet skunk exploded! He was bewildered and bothered so he decided to play dead by sticking his boots under a hideous pillow with lacy pink stripes and green polka dots. Confused, Keith rolls his hips around and twitches his eyebrows and licks his stinky lizard named Karabella Swan. Somehow, Aaron starts to talk to Miley Circus about hot chocolate maple green beans. Miley cried, "My pig is pregnant and my octomom is missing a tooth. Please be careful when you jump off diving boards." Suddenly, Aaron walked to the nearest Ford dealership which was on fire and he used his freezing breath to extinguish it, but he accidentally fell asleep! The dealership blamed the fire on Aaron, and, as punishment, he will be forced to wear a frilly tutu with his jeans. Angry ballerinas started to peel potatoes, but something smelly fell from the top shelf of the pantry. Aaron yelps, because he found his long-lost pet snickerdoodle floating beneath the frozen lava plume. "I must jump over the candlestick!" he exclaimed. Aaron burned a hole in his toy balloon which began to poooof into popsicles. In a twist of a millisecond, Aaron fell into a giant vat full of marshmallow fluff that tastes like chicken. He struggled to unzip his mouth with a garden hoe that looks like Oprah's fat ass media hoe. George Foreman saw them crying in a woman's pink purse. "Get your act together," Sally Field munches over while she tiptoed from Long John silver away. Pretty parasols with laces were suicidal to those ugly umbrellas that were making babies that look like Simon and drink blood. Confused, Aaron decided to eat some nasty Eggo Waffles with mustard made of leftover crepe batter mix -------------------- |
| DragonBahamut |
Jul 16th 2010, 4:33 AM
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#214
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Aaron aimlessly decided to take-off his hat and out came the duck. After he removed his letter opener he said, "Give me a towel, and clean my dentures." Suddenly a fuming kangaroo named Keith decided to open the vault containing a humongous box full of chocolates. Meanwhile, a hairy elephant named Geezer challenges Aaron to a game of Boggle. They opened the teeny-weeny freezer and grabbed the dog and some sweet potatoes. "I love poodle breath" Aaron said. Then, Keith Urban, Tim's great aunt, made pancakes and chocolate covered tarantulas. Aaron screamed because tarantulas are alive (gasp) and they crawled to Big Al's weird panini and ate auntie Keith's smelly socks and a very large piece of donkey poo. Repulsed, Aaron turned around shaking his pom poms like a mad gorilla until his pet skunk exploded! He was bewildered and bothered so he decided to play dead by sticking his boots under a hideous pillow with lacy pink stripes and green polka dots. Confused, Keith rolls his hips around and twitches his eyebrows and licks his stinky lizard named Karabella Swan. Somehow, Aaron starts to talk to Miley Circus about hot chocolate maple green beans. Miley cried, "My pig is pregnant and my octomom is missing a tooth. Please be careful when you jump off diving boards." Suddenly, Aaron walked to the nearest Ford dealership which was on fire and he used his freezing breath to extinguish it, but he accidentally fell asleep! The dealership blamed the fire on Aaron, and, as punishment, he will be forced to wear a frilly tutu with his jeans. Angry ballerinas started to peel potatoes, but something smelly fell from the top shelf of the pantry. Aaron yelps, because he found his long-lost pet snickerdoodle floating beneath the frozen lava plume. "I must jump over the candlestick!" he exclaimed. Aaron burned a hole in his toy balloon which began to poooof into popsicles.
In a twist of a millisecond, Aaron fell into a giant vat full of marshmallow fluff that tastes like chicken. He struggled to unzip his mouth with a garden hoe that looks like Oprah's fat ass media hoe. George Foreman saw them crying in a woman's pink purse. "Get your act together," Sally Field munches over while she tiptoed from Long John silver away. Pretty parasols with laces were suicidal to those ugly umbrellas that were making babies that look like Simon and drink blood. Confused, Aaron decided to eat some nasty Eggo Waffles with mustard made of leftover crepe batter mix with jello- --------------------
WGWG for the win! Phillip Phillips
Fave: BGT2012 - The Amazing Sam Kelly Youtube David Archuleta's new song: Forevermore When my dragons are grown, they will take back what was stolen from me and destroy those who have wronged me. We will lay waste to armies and we will burn cities to the ground. Turn us away and we will burn you first. ~ daenerys targaryen ~ |
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