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> Confused mom = Funniest convo ever., AKA The Mark Saga
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post Jul 13th 2008, 9:07 PM
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Scene: My mom and I were in my aunt's pool talking about SYTYCD.

mom: Well, it's all black guys left except Gev right?
me: Uh...Mark...?
mom: Who the hell is Mark?
me: The Hawaiian guy...?
mom: WTF? There's no Hawaiian guy.
me: ...uh yeah?
mom: YOU'RE MAKING HIM UP!
me: ...Mom... Mark exists.
mom: Oh yeah? Then who's his partner?
me: Chelsie.
mom: The brunette?
me: ....No, that's Courtney.
mom: ...Who the hell's Courtney?
me: Gev's partner.
mom: Then who's this guy's partner?
me: ...Chelsie
mom: What's she look like?
me: ...the blonde? (Kher's her fave so she wouldn't confuse them)
mom: ....the blonde with the weird hair? I thought she was gone.
me: ....She is, that's Kourtni.
mom: ...but you said she was Gev’s partner?
me: MOM. NO. 2 COURTNEY/KOURTNIS.
mom: OH WAIT. COURTNEY'S THE ONE THAT'S THE DANCER...
me: *pauses in wtf-itude*
mom: ....for the Jets....No, Knicks. Right. Yeah.
me: *claps*
mom: .... but theres still no Hawaiian guy.
me: You just can't make up a guy like Mark, man.
mom: Wait, how many couples are left?
me: 5.
mom: ...I know Kher and Twitch and that's about it..... I bet those glasses are fake, by the way. He threw them off during a dance, and you don't throw off real glasses.
me: *lord help me* ....Yeah they are.
mom: So who are the couples? Kher and Twitch......Who's the one with the pants?
me: .... Josh?
mom: The one with the dad.
me: Yeah, Josh. He's with Katee.
mom: The one who didnt think she was pretty?
me: Yeah, the asian girl.
mom: Don't call her that.
me: .....wtf she is... Moving on, then there's Will and Jess.
mom: Who?
me: Will's a black guy.
mom: ...duh.
mom: OH WAIT is he the one they said could've danced with those ballet guys?
me: Yeah.
mom: Who's his partner?
me: Jess.
mom: O_o
me: The one they keep saying can't keep up with him? You know?
mom: Whatever. Next.
me: Courtney and Gev.
mom: OK I know them, next.
me: The ever-so-elusive Chelsie and Mark.
mom: ...I think youre making him up, there's only black guys besides Gev.... is he dark at least?
me: He's....uh...tan?
mom: Who's this Chelsie..... the brunette?
me: No, the blonde. There was a black Chelsea and a blonde Chelsie. *immediately regrets bringing the other Chelsea into conversation*
mom: So wait she's gone now?
me: The black girl is, not blonde Chelsie.
mom: ....so who's the brunette?
me: ...OMG COURTNEY.
mom: I thought Courtney was gone?
me: OMG 2 COURTNEY/KOURTNIS AND 2 CHELSEA/CHELSIES.
me: *gives up*
mom: ..... I still think you're making up this Mark guy.
me: *is done for life*


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post Jul 13th 2008, 9:10 PM
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Oh God, I would've felt so bad for you listening to that. roll.gif


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post Jul 13th 2008, 9:10 PM
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post Jul 13th 2008, 9:11 PM
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omfg. i LOLed for the whole thing. god that made my life actually. roll2.gif i wanna meet ur mom haha


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post Jul 13th 2008, 9:12 PM
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post Jul 13th 2008, 9:12 PM
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haha.gif That's hilarious!


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post Jul 13th 2008, 9:13 PM
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haha.gif Next time just point her to http://fox.com/dance

Edit: assuming she has easy access to a computer


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post Jul 13th 2008, 9:16 PM
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QUOTE(BadgerIF @ Jul 13th 2008, 10:13 PM) *

haha.gif Next time just point her to http://fox.com/dance

Edit: assuming she has easy access to a computer



That's an hour's explanation in and of itself.


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post Jul 13th 2008, 9:17 PM
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HAHAHAHA.

I thoroughly enjoyed reading that.


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post Jul 13th 2008, 9:39 PM
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Seriously, just show her a picture. roll2.gif


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post Jul 13th 2008, 9:43 PM
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i remind you of a unicorn also?
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lmao.gif This whole convo was HILAROUS!! But this takes the cake:

QUOTE(AJfanBelle @ Jul 13th 2008, 7:07 PM) *

mom: OH WAIT. COURTNEY'S THE ONE THAT'S THE DANCER...
me: *pauses in wtf-itude*


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post Jul 13th 2008, 9:49 PM
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post Jul 13th 2008, 10:00 PM
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post Jul 13th 2008, 10:11 PM
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post Jul 13th 2008, 10:15 PM
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I totally agree with your mom! Your mom represents the average viewer. The average viewer probably thinks the same way about the dancers as your mom.


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post Jul 13th 2008, 10:25 PM
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OMG. Seriously, this made my life. lmao.gif I was at first like "Wtf why is she posting a convo with her mom.." but wow. Thanks for sharing that. lmao.gif flowers.gif


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post Jul 13th 2008, 10:25 PM
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QUOTE(starrbright @ Jul 13th 2008, 8:15 PM) *

I totally agree with your mom! Your mom represents the average viewer. The average viewer probably thinks the same way about the dancers as your mom.

Which if true unfortunately doesn't bode well for Mark and Chelsie.


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post Jul 13th 2008, 10:25 PM
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That's so awesome... kind of reminds me of my mother and I (And! We both hung out at my aunt's pool twice this week... weird) .... she asks me the same questions, but she knows who the Asian kids are on the show... ha ha. haha.gif

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