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| Confused mom = Funniest convo ever., AKA The Mark Saga |
| AJfanBelle |
 Jul 13th 2008, 9:07 PM
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Scene: My mom and I were in my aunt's pool talking about SYTYCD.
mom: Well, it's all black guys left except Gev right? me: Uh...Mark...? mom: Who the hell is Mark? me: The Hawaiian guy...? mom: WTF? There's no Hawaiian guy. me: ...uh yeah? mom: YOU'RE MAKING HIM UP! me: ...Mom... Mark exists. mom: Oh yeah? Then who's his partner? me: Chelsie. mom: The brunette? me: ....No, that's Courtney. mom: ...Who the hell's Courtney? me: Gev's partner. mom: Then who's this guy's partner? me: ...Chelsie mom: What's she look like? me: ...the blonde? (Kher's her fave so she wouldn't confuse them) mom: ....the blonde with the weird hair? I thought she was gone. me: ....She is, that's Kourtni. mom: ...but you said she was Gevs partner? me: MOM. NO. 2 COURTNEY/KOURTNIS. mom: OH WAIT. COURTNEY'S THE ONE THAT'S THE DANCER... me: *pauses in wtf-itude* mom: ....for the Jets....No, Knicks. Right. Yeah. me: *claps* mom: .... but theres still no Hawaiian guy. me: You just can't make up a guy like Mark, man. mom: Wait, how many couples are left? me: 5. mom: ...I know Kher and Twitch and that's about it..... I bet those glasses are fake, by the way. He threw them off during a dance, and you don't throw off real glasses. me: *lord help me* ....Yeah they are. mom: So who are the couples? Kher and Twitch......Who's the one with the pants? me: .... Josh? mom: The one with the dad. me: Yeah, Josh. He's with Katee. mom: The one who didnt think she was pretty? me: Yeah, the asian girl. mom: Don't call her that. me: .....wtf she is... Moving on, then there's Will and Jess. mom: Who? me: Will's a black guy. mom: ...duh. mom: OH WAIT is he the one they said could've danced with those ballet guys? me: Yeah. mom: Who's his partner? me: Jess. mom: O_o me: The one they keep saying can't keep up with him? You know? mom: Whatever. Next. me: Courtney and Gev. mom: OK I know them, next. me: The ever-so-elusive Chelsie and Mark. mom: ...I think youre making him up, there's only black guys besides Gev.... is he dark at least? me: He's....uh...tan? mom: Who's this Chelsie..... the brunette? me: No, the blonde. There was a black Chelsea and a blonde Chelsie. *immediately regrets bringing the other Chelsea into conversation* mom: So wait she's gone now? me: The black girl is, not blonde Chelsie. mom: ....so who's the brunette? me: ...OMG COURTNEY. mom: I thought Courtney was gone? me: OMG 2 COURTNEY/KOURTNIS AND 2 CHELSEA/CHELSIES. me: *gives up* mom: ..... I still think you're making up this Mark guy. me: *is done for life* -------------------- ai-KA. KC. JC. mg. js. cu. | sytycd-GM. CG. RR. AW. jm. tj. mk. es.
 ai12-arbos. glover. jolley. miller. harrison.|PROUD GLEEK. 
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| kellizle |
Jul 13th 2008, 9:10 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 37,178 Gender: Female From: Massachusetts |
Oh God, I would've felt so bad for you listening to that.
 -------------------- QUOTE(dance629 @ Sep 20th 2008, 7:58 PM)  My name is not Young T, Asa. Go choke on a penis. 
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| Mozealina |
Jul 13th 2008, 9:10 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 3,634 Gender: Female From: Maine Fav. AI7: David Archuleta Fav. AI8: Anoop Desai Fav. SYTYCD ever: Jeanine Mason |
 I love you for posting this.-------------------- jeanine mason, david archuleta, anoop desai, and katee shean forever.
ai9:didi, (i love lauren.) 
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| holker2 |
Jul 13th 2008, 9:11 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 2,890 Gender: Female From: Canada Fav. dancers: J.Goodwin, K.Baker |
omfg. i LOLed for the whole thing. god that made my life actually.
 i wanna meet ur mom haha--------------------  JAIMIE.alli.kelli.chels.court.lauren.lacey.shauna.ivan.kourtni.
sig:tima|avi:me My Jaimie Montage<3 kbakes ftw.|  
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| happypenguin |
Jul 13th 2008, 9:12 PM
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 in your fridge...plotting world domination Group: Members Posts: 25,364 Gender: Female Fav. SYTYCD4: Mark Kanemura Fav. SYTYCD5: Jeanine Mason Fav. SYTYCD6: Kathryn McCormick |
Your mom is so not pc. --------------------  taylor lautner. 
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| trackstar07 |
Jul 13th 2008, 9:12 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 12,501 Gender: Male Fav. Couple: Chrolli |
 That's hilarious!--------------------  SYTYCD8: Chris, 
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| BadgerIF |
Jul 13th 2008, 9:13 PM
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Next time just point her to http://fox.com/dance Edit: assuming she has easy access to a computer This post has been edited by BadgerIF: Jul 13th 2008, 9:14 PM -------------------- Katee Sheen links: Fanthread Videos Images
    SYTYCD6 Vids SYTYCD5 Vids SYTYCD4 Vids AI8 Vids AI8 Songs 
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| AJfanBelle |
Jul 13th 2008, 9:16 PM
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QUOTE(BadgerIF @ Jul 13th 2008, 10:13 PM) That's an hour's explanation in and of itself. -------------------- ai-KA. KC. JC. mg. js. cu. | sytycd-GM. CG. RR. AW. jm. tj. mk. es.
ai12-arbos. glover. jolley. miller. harrison.|PROUD GLEEK. 
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| VanCanDance |
Jul 13th 2008, 9:17 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 12,446 Gender: Female From: Montreal Fav. AI8: Adam Lambert |
HAHAHAHA.
I thoroughly enjoyed reading that. -------------------- 
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| StarrySky892 |
Jul 13th 2008, 9:39 PM
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 Group: Blend Artists Posts: 100,916 Gender: Female From: Massachusetts Fav. AI7: David Archuleta Fav. AI9: Tim Urban Fav. SYTYCD8: Jordan Casanova |
Seriously, just show her a picture.
--------------------   the ones that love us never really leave us. s8: jordan. chris. jess. tadd. © 
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| soulmateofalix |
Jul 13th 2008, 9:43 PM
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 i remind you of a unicorn also? Group: Blend Artists Posts: 19,341 Gender: Female From: Norcal Fav. SYTYCD5: Jeanine Mason Fav. SYTYCD3: Jaimie Goodwin Fav. Wife: Megan Fox |
This whole convo was HILAROUS!! But this takes the cake: QUOTE(AJfanBelle @ Jul 13th 2008, 7:07 PM) mom: OH WAIT. COURTNEY'S THE ONE THAT'S THE DANCER... me: *pauses in wtf-itude* -------------------- skins, misfits, luther, and being human are my life
   sytycd queens: jeanine, allison, melanie, chelsie, jaimie soulmateoflyss is lovely | tumblr 
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| paramoree |
Jul 13th 2008, 9:49 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 5,976 Gender: Female From: Pennsylvania Fav. SYTYCD4: Kourtni Lind Fav. SYTYCD2: Travis Wall |
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| lindork |
Jul 13th 2008, 10:00 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 48,439 Gender: Female From: Canada Fav. SYTYCD. TW. MK. DT. |
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| IHeartPasha |
Jul 13th 2008, 10:11 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 3,701 Gender: Female From: NJ Fav. AI7: David Archuleta Fav. SYTYCD dancer: Pasha Kovalev |
OMG haha that's really funny!
-------------------- RIP Nodar Kumaritashvili.<3
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| starrbright |
Jul 13th 2008, 10:15 PM
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I totally agree with your mom! Your mom represents the average viewer. The average viewer probably thinks the same way about the dancers as your mom.
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| Shmegz |
Jul 13th 2008, 10:25 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 49,615 Gender: Female From: New York. Fav. AI7: David Archuleta Fav. AI10: Stefano Langone Fav. AI11: Joshua Ledet |
OMG. Seriously, this made my life.
I was at first like "Wtf why is she posting a convo with her mom.." but wow. Thanks for sharing that.  -------------------- That crazy Stefano fan you all know and
Huge Buffalo Bills fan & Dancer Live the Life You've Imagined 
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| BadgerIF |
Jul 13th 2008, 10:25 PM
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QUOTE(starrbright @ Jul 13th 2008, 8:15 PM) I totally agree with your mom! Your mom represents the average viewer. The average viewer probably thinks the same way about the dancers as your mom. Which if true unfortunately doesn't bode well for Mark and Chelsie. -------------------- Katee Sheen links: Fanthread Videos Images
SYTYCD6 Vids SYTYCD5 Vids SYTYCD4 Vids AI8 Vids AI8 Songs 
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| aliaschic04 |
Jul 13th 2008, 10:25 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 3,936 Gender: Female From: California Fav. SYTYCD7: Alex Wong Fav. SYTYCD9: Eliana Girard Fav. DWTS Pro: Lacey Schwimmer |
That's so awesome... kind of reminds me of my mother and I (And! We both hung out at my aunt's pool twice this week... weird) .... she asks me the same questions, but she knows who the Asian kids are on the show... ha ha.
This post has been edited by aliaschic04: Jul 13th 2008, 10:27 PM -------------------- 
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| tireswing |
Jul 13th 2008, 10:26 PM
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 Kelly is my BFF Group: Members Posts: 59,522 Gender: Female From: L'Ιtoile du Nord Fav. AI1: Kelly Clarkson Fav. AI11: Erika Van Pelt |
--------------------  CUf is my fave | AI11: EVP, Skylar, Hollie 
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| dulcexmarisol |
Jul 13th 2008, 10:42 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 61,410 Gender: Female From: New York Fav. AI1: Kelly Clarkson Fav. AI8: Kris Allen Fav. ♥: pulchritudinous |
-------------------- ♥Allen. LHDM. Jenner. Findlay. Espinosa. Cayo. Jepsen. Phillips.♥    S26: Malcom. Cochran. Brenda. Erik. Corinne. Michael. DWTS16: Zendaya.
TAR22: Dave/Conner. Anthony/Bates. Pam/Winnie. CA: LilJon. Claudia. 
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