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| Stephen Strasburg: The Man, The Myth, The Legend, A perfect thread for a perfect man. |
| carriefanforever |
  Jul 13th 2010, 12:59 AM
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One day, there was a man. He was considered by many to be perfect. He met a woman who, by most standards, was also perfect. They met on an African safari in the deep nature of the rainforest. They reproduced that night and gave birth to a perfect child. This child has never told a lie, never cheated, never made a mistake. This child is the answer to all of our prayers. This child is Stephen Strasburg.  Stephen James Strasburg was born on July 20, 1988 in Santee, California.  On January 9, 2010, he married Rachelle Lackey.  He made his major league debut in a Washington Nationals uniform on June 8, 2010. He recorded 14 strikeouts against the Pittsburgh Pirates in a game that will be remembered by BILLIONS.  Stephen is known for his strong versatility. Do you want Strasburg in a helmet? Here you go...  Do you want him with shaving cream on his face and a plastic wig on his flawless head? Right this way.  Wish he was wearing a white hat? Well today is your lucky day.  Hoping you'd come in here seeing him contemplating his life decisions while sitting next to a man drinking from a green gatorade cup? You came to the right place.  Stephen Strasburg is even more important and relevant than the classic game of checkers, as evidenced by this picture of members of the Oakland Athletics who appear to be ignoring their checker board that is sitting on the table as they watch Perfection pitch on the television.  Every time Stephen smiles, an angel gets its wings.  You see, the story of Stephen James Strasburg is just beginning. The living legend walks amongst us. As a human being, we should all be honored to call him one of our species. The Stras Attack. The Strasburger The Strasburger King Whatever you call him, it all spells one thing. P-E-R-F-E-C-T.  o hai pudge in the back. This post has been edited by carriefanforever: Jul 13th 2010, 1:01 AM --------------------     
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| DiAnAmItE4LiFe |
Jul 13th 2010, 1:08 AM
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 NO BUT SERIOUSLY, I CAN'T.  EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS POST IS PERFECT. Except for Strasburg, does that make sense?-------------------- 
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| Jordan-N-Torifan |
Jul 13th 2010, 1:09 AM
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ILU Lindsay. I am shaking from laughing so hard. I just don't know what to say about this piece of perfection. This post has been edited by Jordan-N-Torifan: Jul 13th 2010, 1:18 AM --------------------  Share the magic in your heart there's nothing you can't do. Oh anything is possible, so find the dream inside of you. | My Disney Tumblr. 
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| SpamGoddess |
Jul 13th 2010, 1:10 AM
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 Bet ya wish you hadn't asked for one now eh? yep  Group: Neurox Media Moderators Posts: 26,893 Gender: Female From: Atlanta, Georgia Fav. Sports Team: Atlanta Braves |
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| idolcarrie23 |
Jul 13th 2010, 1:14 AM
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 this is perfection Lindsay. i'm so honored my team was the first to face him in the majors  This post has been edited by idolcarrie23: Jul 13th 2010, 1:16 AM --------------------     2.22.08 4.1.10 6.5.12 6.8.12 6.9.12 11.27.12 2013 CMA Fest. 
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| carriefanforever |
Jul 13th 2010, 1:18 AM
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QUOTE(SpamGoddess @ Jul 13th 2010, 2:10 AM)   --------------------
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| SpamGoddess |
Jul 13th 2010, 1:20 AM
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Bet ya wish you hadn't asked for one now eh? yep Group: Neurox Media Moderators Posts: 26,893 Gender: Female From: Atlanta, Georgia Fav. Sports Team: Atlanta Braves |
ALSO THE FACT THAT THE FIRST PICTURE WAS TAKEN AT THE HOME OF MY ATLANTA BRAVES
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| carriefanforever |
Jul 13th 2010, 1:21 AM
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KARMA. IT COMES IN THE FORM OF A PICTURE OF STRASBURG AT TURNER FIELD. HOORAH.
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| SpamGoddess |
Jul 13th 2010, 1:24 AM
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Bet ya wish you hadn't asked for one now eh? yep Group: Neurox Media Moderators Posts: 26,893 Gender: Female From: Atlanta, Georgia Fav. Sports Team: Atlanta Braves |
THIS IS ME RN
 I WON'T EVEN DIGNIFY THAT WITH A RESPONSE. -------------------- 
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| carriefanforever |
Jul 13th 2010, 1:46 AM
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My 47,000th post is dedicated to The Stras Attack.
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| carriefanforever |
Jul 19th 2010, 1:46 AM
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My 47,039th post is dedicated to The Stras Attack.
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| KrAzY4kAt |
Jul 19th 2010, 4:15 PM
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hahahahaha i love it!
-------------------- You can't replace Santo, you copy his spirit. You find a way to find the good in everything, every day. You laugh at yourself as heartily as you laugh with others. You suffer without complaint and stand tall in the face of disappointment. You battle.
RIP Ronnie, you will be missed 
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| Jordan-N-Torifan |
Jul 19th 2010, 4:38 PM
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I'm so sad he won't be pitching when I go on Saturday.
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| carriefanforever |
Jul 21st 2010, 6:40 PM
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UM. YESTERDAY WAS HIS BIRTHDAY AND WE DIDN'T CELEBRATE IT WITH AN EXTRAVAGANT PARTY AND GIFTS.................
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| SpamGoddess |
Jul 22nd 2010, 3:52 PM
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Bet ya wish you hadn't asked for one now eh? yep Group: Neurox Media Moderators Posts: 26,893 Gender: Female From: Atlanta, Georgia Fav. Sports Team: Atlanta Braves |
QUOTE(carriefanforever @ Jul 21st 2010, 7:40 PM) UM. YESTERDAY WAS HIS BIRTHDAY AND WE DIDN'T CELEBRATE IT WITH AN EXTRAVAGANT PARTY AND GIFTS................. SORRY. I WAS LIKE... DOING STUFF. -------------------- 
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| LuvGrowsWhereMorganGoes |
Jul 22nd 2010, 4:08 PM
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 That's Tawny Burke to you! Group: Members Posts: 63,698 Gender: Female From: South Florida Fav. AI1: R.J. Helton Fav. AI6: Chris Sligh Fav. AI7: David Archuleta |
THE STRAUSBOOGER!!!!!!
 I have to admit he actually looks cute in that last picture.  -------------------- Devin-Kree-Angie
 "So long everybody."-Skip Caray, forever loved & missed. Braves Marlins & Rays 
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| SpamGoddess |
Jul 22nd 2010, 4:14 PM
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Bet ya wish you hadn't asked for one now eh? yep Group: Neurox Media Moderators Posts: 26,893 Gender: Female From: Atlanta, Georgia Fav. Sports Team: Atlanta Braves |
QUOTE(LuvGrowsWhereMorganGoes @ Jul 22nd 2010, 5:08 PM) THE STRAUSBOOGER!!!!!! I have to admit he actually looks cute in that last picture. Only because you can't see his hears. Ba dum chhhh. -------------------- 
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| carriefanforever |
Jul 22nd 2010, 7:54 PM
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His ears make him unique. They define who he is. THEY DEFINE HIM.
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| DiAnAmItE4LiFe |
Jul 22nd 2010, 11:54 PM
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I like unicorns!
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| SpamGoddess |
Jul 23rd 2010, 1:38 AM
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Bet ya wish you hadn't asked for one now eh? yep Group: Neurox Media Moderators Posts: 26,893 Gender: Female From: Atlanta, Georgia Fav. Sports Team: Atlanta Braves |
QUOTE(DiAnAmItE4LiFe @ Jul 23rd 2010, 12:54 AM) I like unicorns!  I missed the thread where they started doing this, but for some reason Talking Chop refers to Alex Gonzalez by that picture. It leaves me befuddled.  -------------------- 
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