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> Official Adam Lambert Dictionary-Re-Define The World, One Glamtastic Word at a Time- merged
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post Apr 28th 2009, 6:30 AM
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'American Idol' Fans' Vocabularies
With more than 100 entries, the effort is a guide to all things Adam.

By Gil Kaufman



At this point in the competition, the judges on "American Idol" appear to be running out of superlatives to describe how much they adore Adam Lambert's performances. Perhaps they should try something like "Adamlicious" or "Lamberlove" or "Glambulocity."

Huh?

Those are just a few of the many, many Lambert-centric words in an Adam Lambert Dictionary, which was recently posted by some self-described "Teenage Glamberts" (noun used to describe a person in their teen years who is part of the Adam Lambert fan community) and contains dozens of Labert-ized phrases employed by the superfans to describe their favorite "Idol" contestant.

In addition to offering up text-ready abbreviations for some of the songs Lambert has performed on the show — including BoW for "Black or White," RoF for "Ring of Fire" and ToMT for "Tracks of My Tears" — the dictionary contains more than 100 Lambertisms to describe every phase of Lambert worship.

Some choice selections include:

Adafect: The ultimate level of perfection, which can only be achieved by Adam Lambert. As close to godlike as any mortal can get. Uses: Adam Lambert is so adafect!

Adam and the Also-Rans: "American Idol" season eight and the "American Idol" tour.

Adamafied: To be under Adam's spell.

Adamaholics: Those who are addicted to Adam.

Adamaniacs: Millions of crazed Adam fans who just can't get enough of his amazing voice and overall sexy style.

Adamatoepoeia: Any onomatopoeia used when watching/ listening to/ reading about Adam — i.e. groaning because you can never be that sexy (argh), squealing when you see him (squee), etc.

Adamdose: An overdose on Adam. Often brought on by too many viewings of the photo thread.

Adamflies/Adamaches: The feeling of nervousness and excitement we get on Tuesdays and Wednesdays knowing that a new Adam performance/outfit/viewing is only hours away!!

Adamlaphic Shock: What happens when one goes too long without seeing Adam pictures and hearing Adam's music.

Adamnator: Kind of like the Terminator, but used in the context of Adam on "American Idol," when he's leaving the other contestants quaking in their boots from his awesome talent.

Adam's Eve: Official new name for Monday. (Meaning the day before Tuesday when we can see Adam perform again!)

Adomized: What happens to a song when Adam injects his magic and changes the atoms of the song.

Baby Glambert: A Glambert age 14 or younger.

Dark Lord Screamanova: The name Danny Gokey fans gave to Adam. The Glamberts are called the Loyal Minions of the Dark Lord Screamanova.

Fanadamsizing: Fantasizing about Adam.

Fanbert: Male fan of Adam Lambert. Also see: Manbert.

Glambacile: Those who aren't familiar with the Glambert dictionary.

Glambertize: As in fixing oneself up so that you look a fraction as good as Adam. Example: Girl please go glambertize yourself, 'cause you're looking a hot mess right now.

Glambilly: Redneck Adam fan and proud of it.

Glamdiggers: A style of pants with lace up sides usually worn in warm weather. They are designed to end mid-calf or just below the calf. More recently, the length of the pants has been shortened to just below the knee in some designs usually made with leather or Egyptian cotton.

Lambercrastination: Procrastinating on doing things non-Adam-related.

Lamberlove: That unexplainable feeling of intoxication and addiction we have for Adam.

Lamberman: A man who loves Adam, like Randy Jackson. Also see: LamberMancrush.

Lambertize: Adam makes every song his own — the song has been Lambertized.

Lambots: What we become when we are mesmerized by his awesomeness.

Lambucks: The coffee you drink in the morning thinking about Adam.

SHDDG: Smokin' Hot Drop Dead Gorgeous, a.k.a. Adam's inner and outer beauty.

WWAD: What Would Adam Do? Use this when you are about to post/ say something not so nice. Rethink it and ask yourself, "What would Adam do?"

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post Apr 28th 2009, 6:58 AM
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Manberts, lol.


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post Apr 28th 2009, 7:03 AM
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post Apr 28th 2009, 7:09 AM
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This is funny! lmao.gif I'm waiting for MTV's Upright coverage and instead i got this. It's all good.

Let's see, i'm suffering from:
Lambercrastination
Lamberlove
I definitely have a serious case of Adamflies or Adamaches before his performance.

So my fellow Lambots, WWAD?

This is epic haha.gif Oh and i actually think "Dark Lord Screamanova" is a really cute nickname for Adam


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Haha i love it! haha.gif
Adafect thumbsup.gif

I'm slightly worried at how many i can relate to...
And i totally call Monday Adam's Eve haha.gif


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Dark Lord Screamanova.... hahaha. What the heck.


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post Apr 28th 2009, 7:25 AM
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i am a Glambacile, i think most of us actually... so we have to start using these words in this forum to familiarize with them... LOL

i love this article... please visit AI forums as well coz there are more of these words in The Official Adam Lambert Dictionary.... heart.gif



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post Apr 28th 2009, 7:48 AM
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I think we should keep Dark Lord Screamanova, it's totally grown on me original.gif

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Funny! haha.gif

Adafect: The ultimate level of perfection, which can only be achieved by Adam Lambert. As close to godlike as any mortal can get. Uses: Adam Lambert is so adafect!

Dark Lord Screamanova: The name Danny Gokey fans gave to Adam. The Glamberts are called the Loyal Minions of the Dark Lord Screamanova.

Glambertize: As in fixing oneself up so that you look a fraction as good as Adam. Example: Girl please go glambertize yourself, 'cause you're looking a hot mess right now.

Lambercrastination: Procrastinating on doing things non-Adam-related.

Now I'm going to try to use these in a sentence today!


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QUOTE(Kathryn128 @ Apr 28th 2009, 7:48 AM) *

I think we should keep Dark Lord Screamanova, it's totally grown on me original.gif

Failed attempt at sabotage from the Gokeyites fear.gif

I so agree. It's like Lamb Skanks. Just embrace it! haha.gif bleh.gif


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post Apr 28th 2009, 8:49 AM
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That's so funny. laughing.gif MTV definitely has been Adamafied. I want more of the Lambert Dictionary. Thanks for posting.


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QUOTE(Kathryn128 @ Apr 28th 2009, 8:48 AM) *

I think we should keep Dark Lord Screamanova, it's totally grown on me original.gif

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SHDDG: Smokin' Hot Drop Dead Gorgeous, a.k.a. Adam's inner and outer beauty.

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QUOTE(Kathryn128 @ Apr 28th 2009, 7:48 PM) *

I think we should keep Dark Lord Screamanova, it's totally grown on me original.gif

Failed attempt at sabotage from the Gokeyites fear.gif


Yeah its quite a funny story. The Gokey people meant it as an insult, and said that Adam fans are all "loyal minions of the Dark Lord Screamanova". But then eventually people loved it so much that they just picked it up haha.gif And so there's like Mistress of the DLS and many other "titles" grin.gif


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haha.gif now practicing my WWAD...trying to be nice like adam..he is a tough act to follow haha.gif




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post Apr 28th 2009, 9:43 AM
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Some of my favorites from the AI forum: Sorry if there're repeats!

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A-damfool - A person or person(s) who isn't in love with Adam Lambert. tongue.gif

Adamgasm - haha.gif (i think it wasn't included in the list cos it wasnt PG enough. This word is MADE OF WIN)

Adamitis/Lambertitis: the contagious love fest that occurs in your mind once you see/hear/read anything Adam. it includes slight fever, major chills and forgetfulness

Adam Lambchops - Lamb=his name. Chops=the technical facility of a musical performer.

Adamosity-the whole essence that is exuded from Adam or people/objects like him;awesomeness;perfection. Ex-Ooh, those boots have some great adamosity going on...

Adam's Apple - The lump in...my...uh....his...throaaaa........*thud* blushing.gif

Adamsomnia - difficulty falling asleep due to thoughts of Adam running through your head

Adamwagon - The Adam bandwagon

ALAMB - going AWOL on your work, friends, family, etc. b/c you are spending all your time learning more about Adam

Waterbottled - What happens when we look at Adam's body. Example: *looks at Adam picture on desktop* "I've been waterbottled!"


There's a pretty "interesting" backstage picture of Adam with a water bottle between his, er, thighs. It's like their banner over there haha.gif

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OMG.

*hides*

It's the Claymates all over again. Eeep!

That said, this was infinitely more creative than the Claymate lexicon that was big back in the day.

This is my favorite:

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Dark Lord Screamanova: The name Danny Gokey fans gave to Adam. The Glamberts are called the Loyal Minions of the Dark Lord Screamanova.


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