Brandon's Big Brother Rankings Options

[Niki]

I like your list, seeing I'm not particularly fond of anyone towards the bottom

And OMG James' last name was ZINKARD!? My ex bf's name was James Zink.. and he was just as much (if not, more) of a douche.. weird.

[DHSdude10]

So I'm doing my ranking of the twists and I'll post the ones that are included. Feel free to take guesses!

Bring back evicted house guest (BB3,BB6,BB9)
Secret partners (BB6)
Coup d'etat (BB7,BB11)
Enemies (BB8)
America's Player (BB8)
Couples (BB9)
Cliques (BB11)

Did I miss any significant twists? I didn't include one week twists (BB7 double HoH, BB10 America's Player,etc.).

[funkytrunks22]

Did you watch BB4/BB5? Because both of them had twists.

[DHSdude10]

Nope, I didn't include those either.

[AC Flip Side]

BB5 had the best twist with the twins thing

[DHSdude10]

Ranking the twists

10. Coup d'etat (Big Brother: All Stars)

This one was pretty easy. Why is it this low? Well because it didn't do anything! We knew what it could possibly cause but without seeing anything happen it was just a waste of time to me.

9. Vote for one house guest to return..and maybe they will (Big Brother 9)

So American got to vote for one evicted house guest to return to the game. Alex won the poll so you'd think he'd return..right? Wrong! The house guests got to vote between Alex and the person they just evicted, James. Then they picked James!!! If I had actually cared at that point and spent time/money voting, I would've been so pissed. This twist just gave me false hope of a triumphant Amanda return and nothing really happened.

8. 'Til Death Do Us Part/Couples (Big Brother 9)

So the couples twist was just..bad. You'd think it might be cool but it really wasn't. It kinda screwed over a few people just because their partner wasn't well liked, so they had to be evicted too. So obviously this is a main reason why I disliked BB9.

7. Enemies (Big Brother 8)

This twist really could've caused the drama and made the season fun to watch. However, it just didn't work out too well. First of all, only three people had an enemy! Secondly, two of the people involved..were the first two evicted! Then the other two enemies were alligned together within 3-4 weeks. Way to go BB.

6. America's Player (Big Brother 8)

If you've read my rankings so far you know I'm not a huge fan of Dick... I'm so mature. Anyway, I give this twist full credit for getting Evel all the way to the end. He could've been evicted instead of Dustin but good ol' America voted to evict Dustin instead. At that moment I agreed with April (BB6) "Y'all America is stupid..y'all!"


The rest will be posted tomorrow.

[AC Flip Side]

I am not a huge fan of ED as well but I'm glad that the twist was around because I had a deep loathing of Dustin and wanted him out asap

This post has been edited by AC Flip Side: Aug 16th 2009, 12:27 AM

[topspinace09]

Ranking the twists

10. Coup d'etat (Big Brother: All Stars)
I can't even remember why this wasn't used and who could use it. I do remember that it existed during this season, but I knew it would only help Dickhead so I didn't want it to be used.

9. Vote for one house guest to return..and maybe they will (Big Brother 9)

LOL I was happy because I liked James and hated Fatty Matty. Although I liked Alex too, but he would've aligned with Fatty, so I didn't want that.

8. 'Til Death Do Us Part/Couples (Big Brother 9)

LOL This was just dumb. Didn't they get evicted as a couple too. Lulz. Plus who wants to be partnered so early with someone else. Thanks for forcing me to hang out and align with one other person. Not.

7. Enemies (Big Brother 8)

LOL Well first of all, Carol and Jess was just hilarity. Dustin and Joe were pathetic. And Dickhead and Daniele were family, obviously they're going to align. Not fair.

6. America's Player (Big Brother 8)

I'm a huge fan of dick, but not of Evel dickhead. This was imo the worst season they could have possibly done this because i hated the person that America seemed to love for some reason. I still don't get it. WTF. He was so fricking annoying. I wanted to punch him. Why couldn't they have come up with this season six so that Janelle could have rightfully won. Or season 7 when Janelle friggin won everything and still somehow lost to Booger and ERika . Fail.

[AC Flip Side]

^ Coup d'etat wasn't used because Boogie didn't need to use it for a couple weeks and then the final week he could use it, he was HOH

[topspinace09]

BB5 had the best twist with the twins thing

Yeah that was amazing.

[DHSdude10]

5. High school cliques (BB 11)

So yeah this twist really wasn't the greatest thing ever. However, without this twist I don't think the alliances we have now would've formed and well I really like these alliances! I really did hate them at the beginning but I think it laid the ground work for a decent season.

4. Evicted player gets voted back in by America (Big Brother 6)

Ah so this was quite epic. Let's face it, Michael wasn't getting back in so it was Saint Cappy ( ) vs. King Kaysar. Kaysar won with 80-something percent and made his triumphant return to the house..for a week. So the actual twist was a rather big fail and I guess I shouldn't have included it since it really did only last a week! However the disappointment the nerd herd felt made me push it this high.

3. Evicted house guest returns (Big Brother 3)

Unlike BB6 this twist actually worked out really well! For one, they had to somewhat compete for the change, and then be voted back in to the house by their fellow house guests. Also, I really really liked Amy (how much? You'll find that out later!) so I was thrilled to see her return to the house and nominate Chiwhora! Good times.

2. Coup d'etat (Big Brother 11)

I almost put this at number one but I just couldn't because it only happened recently. However, this started possibly one of the greatest chain of events in BB history. First Jessie gets evicted thanks to Jeff using this power, Chima freaks out and get's booted, then Jordangoddess wins HoH! Talk about an amazing week in the BB house.

1. Secret pairs (BB6)

So some may consider this a rather shocking rank but like this season with the cliques, the couples really made the season what it was. Without these pairs who knows what alliances would've formed and we could've missed out on some of the epic-ness of S6.



Here are clues for 60-57!
- Pepperonis!
- *Loud girlish shriek*
- Ah don't cayur! Put me uhp!
- The Thomas Edison of the BB house

Yes I know these clues are stupid and probably don't make any sense.

[DHSdude10]

This video is amazing

[AC Flip Side]

Yeah I liked the secret pairs twist

as for clues -

LOL either pepperonis or ah don't cayur is busto, lol.
Thomas edison clue - Ivette????

[DHSdude10]

Time for four more!





























60. Joe Barber (Big Brother 8)


I don't even know where to begin with Joe. Well I really just hated him in BB8! He started off with the whole "Gono incident" and from that moment on I just did not like him. Thankfully Jen got rid of him in the second week and I moved on. My dislike for him hasn't really grown so thus he lands here.

Answer to clue: Joe had humongous nipples that resembled pepperonis.



59. April "Busto" Lewis (Big Brother 6)

Oh April, what a classy lady. April sure did love her some sh!t talking! She would talk about everyone and then tell them "Oh ah ahlways liked yew!" I considered putting April higher because she cracks me up but I just couldn't. Oh and she hates America and has a tail...

Answer to clue: Like me, she's from the south, unlike me, she has an obnoxious accent.



58. Beau Beasley (Big Brother 6)


So sometimes I kinda liked Beau, most of the time I couldn't stand him. He seemed like a pretty fun guy and his interactions with Howie and Kaysar were funny. Actually, I'm kinda wishing I had put him higher now..oh well! That's what being in the Nerd Herd gets you!

Answer to clue: Only dogs can hear Beau's loud, obnoxious scream.




57. Ivette Corredero (Big Brother 6)

So I have an interesting relationship with Ivette. I really couldn't stand her most of the time, sometimes I found her funny but that was rare. However, I re watched the first episode of All Stars recently and the few minutes Ivette was shown pushed her this high. For those of you that don't remember it, Ivette totally denounced the nerd herd (actually calling them the NH) and realized the error of her ways. I honestly wanted to see her make all stars to see her interact with the other BB6ers. Sadly that one episode can't make up for an entire season.

Answer to clue: Ivette invented quite a few things in the BB house: Ghetto slide, ghetto bird feeder, peanut butter bread stuff. Oh and ( @ her over-use of "ghetto")

[AC Flip Side]

Joe - Ew. But he didn't last long enough for me to loathe. Prolly woulda liked him better than Dustin
April - Loved her, of course, cuz she's BUSTO!!!!!!!!!
Beau - Loathe
Ivette - She was spicy but I loathed that she was with the nerd herd. She should've been in all stars!!!!!!!!!!

[Nicole71525]

Joe - I thought he was hilarious. I'll always remember his face and his DR after Jen won HOH. So funny.
April - Yuck. I couldn't stand her.
Beau - Boring. Didn't add anything to the show besides his fight with Janelle.
Ivette - I loved Ivette, lol. Yeah, she was annoying with her obsession with Eric, but idk, I still liked her. Definitely my fav of the nerd herders.

[DHSdude10]

Gr all my pictures keep getting replaced with that stupid ILoveReality.com thing.

So we're now entering the people I really don't care about so you can expect even shorter write ups because uh I don't remember very much about these people.

- Don't eat the salad if he's making it..
- Involved in a short lived showmance
- Somehow made it to the end of a season
- V
- Also involved in a very short lived,strange, showmance

[AC Flip Side]

BB3 Gerry

Prolly Jase or Holly or BB6 Michael

Cowboy or BB10 Jerry Or Furniture or Ryan

Iono about V

[Nicole71525]

V.....maybe bb3 Jason? Because he was a virgin? idk.